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OK so it is not going to be nearly as exciting as the Dem convention but I will be there, from tomorrow. Got my first schedules today (nothing juicy this is full of rigging details, rehearsal timings, security sweeps etc.).

I shall keep a rolling list of observations going here.

Ed, Friday, 22 August 2008 16:03 (seventeen years ago)

Is the 7th St Entry still around? Go get a nice photo by that.

kingfish, Friday, 22 August 2008 16:06 (seventeen years ago)

hey ed i'm sure you'll be busy, but if you feel like a drink, i'm sure JJ and i and the rest of the TC kru will be happy to show you around.

the state fair started yesterday, too!

goole, Friday, 22 August 2008 16:22 (seventeen years ago)

oh wait you quit drinking didn't you.

goole, Friday, 22 August 2008 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

I started again.

Ed, Friday, 22 August 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

hooray and welcome to st paul

goole, Friday, 22 August 2008 16:34 (seventeen years ago)

So I am here, there is chaos, and I need a tylenol.

Ed, Monday, 25 August 2008 17:31 (seventeen years ago)

oh hey, Ed. i'm cool to hang out post-wednesday's anatomy exam

gbx, Monday, 25 August 2008 17:32 (seventeen years ago)

chaos? where?

kingfish, Monday, 25 August 2008 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

i know bike jerks coming up from CHI to agitate

gbx, Monday, 25 August 2008 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

just general chaos related to producing a major event. I think I have jogged a couple of miles between the various rooms our kit is in.

My seat is about 20 yards behind the podium in what I think is normally the away team dressing room.

Ed, Monday, 25 August 2008 17:38 (seventeen years ago)

Wednesday sounds good for hanging out. All a bit hazy due to not knowing what the schedule will turn out like.

Ed, Monday, 25 August 2008 17:39 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.doverpanel.com/images/Mall_of_america.jpg

Mackro Mackro, Monday, 25 August 2008 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

keep me posted, brah

gbx, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 02:31 (seventeen years ago)

"Nearly as exciting" as the Democratic convention.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 02:45 (seventeen years ago)

Gbx, I am going to webmail you my cell, FAX ME too. I have realised I have to do this in the morning because by 6:30 I am driven by base desires for beer and fried food. I think wednesday and saturday are my best days (saturday we have to clear out early for the security sweep)

Ed, Tuesday, 26 August 2008 13:06 (seventeen years ago)

Wow, the podium is taking simple to new heights.

Not a lot going on for me right now apart from sitting in our office listening to WFMU.

For the RNC, there is a lot of freaking out over hurricane Gustav.

Ed, Thursday, 28 August 2008 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

There's Gustav and now there's Hanna in the Atlantic.

http://ms2.naplesnews.com/npdn/content/img/photos/2008/08/28/5dayhanna28am_t600.jpg

brownie, Thursday, 28 August 2008 17:49 (seventeen years ago)

Haha, so this is the 'portrait of the delegates' for the DNC currently on the NY Times site:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2008/08/28/us/voices337.jpg

Get your guesses as to what the RNC equivalent will look like here...

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 August 2008 18:05 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.st-marys.hull.sch.uk/sites/history/images/kkk.jpg

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 28 August 2008 18:11 (seventeen years ago)

laaaaaaazy

gbx, Thursday, 28 August 2008 18:12 (seventeen years ago)

I know.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 28 August 2008 18:13 (seventeen years ago)

http://memberpics.lavenderliberal.com/albums/userpics/10002/normal_santorum1.jpg

Hubie Brown, Thursday, 28 August 2008 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

boy, that picture doesn't run often enough.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 28 August 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

What happened to him, anyway -- joined a think tank and then seemed to disappear. You'd think he'd be trying to increase his profile these days with threats about how we're all going to die.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 August 2008 18:19 (seventeen years ago)

big props to a certain film critic who used "santorum" in his review of Salo, btw

Dr Morbius, Thursday, 28 August 2008 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

http://syndication.nationaljournal.com/images/romneyfamily.jpg

Hubie Brown, Thursday, 28 August 2008 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/w1nt3rmut3/pubs.jpg

Dan I., Thursday, 28 August 2008 18:21 (seventeen years ago)

did Romney have copies of his teeth surgically implanted into his sons' mouths?

All the same, I'd do the one on the far right (har, har).

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 28 August 2008 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

http://politicalderby.com/images/GeorgeAllenCofCC.0.jpg

Hubie Brown, Thursday, 28 August 2008 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

is Reagan dead?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 28 August 2008 18:28 (seventeen years ago)

Third-from-right Romneyick = Beau Bridges/Randy Quaid of the family.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 28 August 2008 18:34 (seventeen years ago)

So approximately when is Gustav supposed to make U.S. landfall?

Mackro Mackro, Thursday, 28 August 2008 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

I don't wish anyone harm, but I'm betting the Republicans are kinda pissed at Gustav heading toward the Gulf Coast during their convention, and not primarily because it could cause damage or harm to, you know, the residents or anything.

Mackro Mackro, Thursday, 28 August 2008 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

^^^^^this is what drive-by media is hoping for b/c they hate Republicans! They won't cover the Republican convention at all, you will just hear about Katrina 2 and where McCain was the first time.

But this time instead of an incompetent Democrat Mayor, Bobby Jindal will save the day!

bnw, Thursday, 28 August 2008 20:24 (seventeen years ago)

Republican convention floor looks like a bunch of converging stylized Wolfsangels

J0hn D., Thursday, 28 August 2008 20:25 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3105/2806229733_c4f2f4ff78.jpg

Ed, Thursday, 28 August 2008 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

So what will your first action in office be?

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 August 2008 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

!!!

goole, Thursday, 28 August 2008 21:05 (seventeen years ago)

to make sure the reese's peanut butter cups don't run out back stage at the next convention.

Ed, Thursday, 28 August 2008 21:06 (seventeen years ago)

I judge this to be a noble goal and you have my endorsement.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 August 2008 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

Are they using the backdrop from the Wheel of Fortune sets?

Can't wait to see Tom Ridge delivering his speech in front of carefree Americans boating.

Pleasant Plains, Thursday, 28 August 2008 21:11 (seventeen years ago)

Test backgrounds. I narrowly missed the chance of having little me in front of big me in that shot.

Ed, Thursday, 28 August 2008 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

Another example:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3141/2807109060_8156e125d9.jpg

Ed, Thursday, 28 August 2008 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

and in jumbo vision:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3168/2806267415_e8c325bebd.jpg

Ed, Thursday, 28 August 2008 21:20 (seventeen years ago)

ok, awesome

gabbneb, Thursday, 28 August 2008 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

All the same, I'd do the one on the far right (har, har).

Alfred, between this and "I WAS GETTING LAID" and "Cokie Roberts will finger herself after this" and "It's better than a dick up my orifice," you've been awfully randy lately.

jaymc, Thursday, 28 August 2008 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

any chance of getting goatse up there?

gabbneb, Thursday, 28 August 2008 21:22 (seventeen years ago)

The republicans are having their convention in a hobbit house!

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 28 August 2008 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

haha yes ed burn that motherfucker down ed VENGEANCE

ice crӕm, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:08 (seventeen years ago)

maybe this firefighter will stop talking

ice crӕm, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:08 (seventeen years ago)

on the less funny side of things, the police have informed local hospitals to prepare for incoming and that they are going to use tear gas on the crowd

FAX ME, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:09 (seventeen years ago)

Who died in Ramsey Jail?

Ed, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:10 (seventeen years ago)

Why does a HISPANIC...democrat...support John McCain?

First because of faith.

No man can support a prisoner of war camp, without God's protection.

deeznuts, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:18 (seventeen years ago)

No man can support a prisoner of war camp, without God's protection.

Um, wait.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:19 (seventeen years ago)

someone who's been paying more attention than me - has Sarah Palin's name been mentioned tonight?

gabbneb, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:20 (seventeen years ago)

Ctrl+F No.

Ed, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:29 (seventeen years ago)

Although in our crazy software it is ctrl+F3

Ed, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:30 (seventeen years ago)

Sarah Pawlenty was mentioned instead.

Hubie Brown, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:32 (seventeen years ago)

FLOTUS will mention her but she isn't in my system.

Ed, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:35 (seventeen years ago)

Lieut. Dan

gabbneb, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:37 (seventeen years ago)

OH I GET IT. RATM were trying to play the RNC. A bunch of conservatives and journos? Wrong audience methinks? Or maybe it was the right audience.
Aaaah. When I'm good I'm good.
Anyway why are Cheney and Bush hiding? If Eva Longwhoria ain't scared of a 'little hurricane' than I hardly think two grown men should be.

VeronaInTheClub, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

http://news.cnet.com/i/bto/20080830/Palin_270x344.jpg

Life is like a box of chocolates...

gabbneb, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:38 (seventeen years ago)

Bush is in DC, Cheney is on route to europe.

Thompson will get a bit on palin.

Ed, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:39 (seventeen years ago)

if McCain was really a "maverick" he'd have asked Cheney to deliver the keynote address.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:40 (seventeen years ago)

Sycophancy at its best:

As Mark Hemingway points out, Teddy Roosevelt had been governor of N.Y. for two years before being tapped for the ticket by William McKinley. He too was an anti-corruption reformer as NYC Police Chief. I thought of him the other day, because he was well known for spending lots of time in the West, hunting, fishing, leading expeditions... living a very non-East Coast life. I'm sure he would have had a seaplane and a snow machine had they existed. He was a great advocate of the character-toughening rigors of the outdoor life (though he didn't slight intellectual accomplishments).

And, as every school girl (school person?) is taught, the day Roosevelt ascended to the Presidency upon McKinley's assassination, party boss Mark Hanna — architect of the modern campaign, and harsh judge of the stature and qualifications of politicians — famously said, "That damn cowboy is in the White House now." It wasn't a compliment. It certainly implied something unserious, impetuous and unsophisticated. Earlier he had called Roosevelt a "madman."

John McCain looks pretty healthy to me. But Sarah Palin is certainly a cowboy (Annie Oakley in a suit!), and the GOP has often done worse than TR.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:41 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha i just read that shit, crazy!

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:44 (seventeen years ago)

all this recognising is getting Bush dangerously close to being in prime time.

Ed, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:44 (seventeen years ago)

ah laura just mentioned Palin

Mr. Que, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:46 (seventeen years ago)

Actual ad in Craigslist (yo Wonkette again):

Seeking Pig Bottom Republican for a Good Pounding - 33 (St. Paul)
Date: 2008-08-29, 9:25AM CDT

Welcome to the Twin Cities, GOP!

After 8 years of taking a hard pounding from you guys in Washington, it’s time to return the favor!

I’m looking for a Republican delegate to take for a ride like Bush & Co. have been doing to our country since they took office.

Here’s the scene: I come to your hotel room, you’re wearing nothing but your convention credentials. You blow me while I berate you for ruining our economy. Then I flip you over and slam your ass like Hurricane Gustav is gonna do to your news coverage. Then I pull out and cum on your face and you learn the real meaning of Trickle Down Theory.

ME: 6′4″, 220, Blonde & Blue, hairy, with a 9″ uncut viking cock

YOU: Pig Bottom Republican

And last: in lieu of Laura Bush’s party, busting a nut will do.

suzy, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:48 (seventeen years ago)

how can these people say of GWB "he has kept America safe" with a straight face

J0hn D., Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:53 (seventeen years ago)

he protected it from half-Czech John Kerry didn't he?

gabbneb, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:54 (seventeen years ago)

not doing so good by repping for someone born in panama

Ed, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:55 (seventeen years ago)

he knows what it takes to be president

deeznuts, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:55 (seventeen years ago)

we need Annie Oakley in a Suit t-shirts pronto.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:56 (seventeen years ago)

who's this juggalo who keeps screaming "Yay" at everything?

gabbneb, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:57 (seventeen years ago)

this is a great speech not

deeznuts, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 01:58 (seventeen years ago)

OK Bush just endorsed Palin, so is on tickee for good, yes?

suzy, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 02:00 (seventeen years ago)

the tear gassing and beatings have started off outside. just in time for king doofus.

Ed, Wednesday, 3 September 2008 02:00 (seventeen years ago)

Gee, I hope Ed's all right. What a way to kill a thread.

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 19:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3038/2829843970_77f0a0edfd_b.jpg

Full report tomorrow

Drinking Island is inside every one of us (Ed), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

bummed i never met you, broski

the valves of houston (gbx), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 21:50 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.twincities.com/ci_10472581?source=most_viewed

GOP delegate's hotel tryst goes bad when he wakes up with $120,000 missing
By David Hanners
dhann✧✧✧@pioneerpr✧✧✧.c✧✧
Article Last Updated: 09/16/2008 09:16:22 AM CDT

He met her in the bar of the swank hotel and invited her to his room. Once there, the woman fixed the drinks and told him to get undressed.

And that, the delegate to the Republican National Convention told police, was the last thing he remembered.

When he awoke, the woman was gone, as was more than $120,000 in money, jewelry and other belongings.

The thief's take stunned cops.

"It's very, very, very rare," Minneapolis Police Sgt. William Palmer said. "I can think of a couple of burglaries where we had that much stolen, but it's the first time I've heard of this kind of deal."

The haul included a $30,000 watch, a $20,000 ring, a necklace valued at $5,000, earrings priced at $4,000 and a Prada belt valued at $1,000, police said.

The victim was identified as Gabriel Nathan Schwartz, 29, of Denver, a single attorney and a fixture in Colorado Republican politics. He was one of the state's delegates to the convention this month in St. Paul.

Reached by phone at his law office Monday, Schwartz said that because the case still was under investigation, "I think at this point, I don't want to make a comment on it."

During the convention, Schwarz wasn't shy about talking to the media. In an Associated Press article about Sen. John McCain's acceptance speech, Schwartz was quoted as saying that as far as oratorical skills go, McCain "has more experience in his little pinkie" than Democratic nominee Barack Obama.

In an interview filmed the afternoon of Sept. 3 and posted on the Web site LinkTV.org, Schwartz was candid about how he envisioned change under a McCain presidency.

"Less taxes and more war," he said, smiling. He said the U.S. should "bomb the hell" out of Iran because the country threatens Israel.

Asked by the interviewer how America would pay for a military confrontation with Iran, he said the U.S. should take the country's resources.

"We should plant a flag. Take the oil, take the money," he said. "We deserve reimbursement."

A few hours after the interview, an unknown woman helped herself to Schwartz's resources.

The theft happened at the Hotel Ivy, a luxury hotel in downtown Minneapolis. (The Colorado delegation was housed at the Four Points Sheraton, several miles away on Industrial Boulevard Northeast.)

The theft occurred early on Sept. 4, hours after Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin gave her speech accepting her party's vice presidential nomination. A police report said Schwartz told officers he met a woman at the bar and took her to his $319-a-night room.

"Victim reported suspect made victim drinks, told him to get undressed, which is the last thing he remembers," a police narrative said. "Upon waking, victim discovered money, jewelry gone; total loss over $120K."

A police report notes the crime occurred between 4:22 and 5:46 a.m., and Palmer said investigators believe Schwartz was drugged, although he declined to discuss details.

Aside from the watch, ring, necklace, earrings and belt, Schwartz also reported a $1,000 purse or wallet, a $1,500 cell phone, $500 in cash and a couple of rings worth $50 had been taken.

Alister Glen, general manager of the Hotel Ivy, called the theft an isolated incident and said no hotel personnel were involved.

"I don't know if I'm at liberty to discuss it," he said. "It's still under police investigation."

Schwartz was a supporter of former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani, donating $2,300 — the maximum individual donation allowed by law — to his presidential campaign last year, according to records from the Federal Election Commission.

After Giuliani dropped out, Schwartz switched his allegiance to McCain, and records show he donated $2,300 to the Arizona senator's campaign in April.

In biographical sketches of Colorado's delegates published in the Rocky Mountain News, Schwartz said he was single, didn't have any pets and most admired Colorado Secretary of State Mike Coffman, "as he has served our party for many years and has served in the military."

He said his idea of a "dream ticket" was McCain and Mitt Romney, the former Massachusetts governor.

On the Web site for his Denver law practice, Sandomire & Schwartz, the lawyer describes his experience as a civil and criminal lawyer and points out he is a regular guest on "Colorado State of Mind," a public affairs program produced by Rocky Mountain PBS. The show, according to its Web site, says it gathers "opinionated and passionate people from across the state" to discuss a wide range of issues.

In his interview on LinkTV, Schwartz seemed opinionated and passionate.

He said an attack on Iran was needed to protect Israel, and he offered how it could be accomplished through "strategical airstrikes."

"Hopefully, just bomb the hell out of them from the sky. No troops," he said.

Schwartz was asked if he had a message to the protesters who filled the streets of downtown St. Paul.

"Get a job," he replied.

David Hanners can be reached at xxx-xxx-xxxx.

"goole" (goole), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 17:31 (seventeen years ago)

a+ david hanners!

"goole" (goole), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 17:32 (seventeen years ago)

ps ahahahahaaahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahaaaaaa

"goole" (goole), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 17:32 (seventeen years ago)

GET A JOB

the valves of houston (gbx), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

I wish that thief had planted a flag.

lol (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 18:10 (seventeen years ago)

Setting aside the fact that this guy is evidently a gigantic tool, I'm still trying to comprehend how someone could be carrying $120,000 on them!

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 16 September 2008 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

Cocaine isn't cheap.

Nicole, Tuesday, 16 September 2008 18:21 (seventeen years ago)

Rocky Mountain high, indeed.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 September 2008 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

he's probably trying to pad his tax return "losses"

A bold plan drawn up by assholes to screw morons (dan m), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

Anyone who spends $1000 on a belt is clearly a tool. That's just nonsense.

lol (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

what a heartwarming story!!

Adam Bruneau, Tuesday, 16 September 2008 18:49 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.twincities.com/ci_10470772

This really ties it all together.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 16 September 2008 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

wau what a fugly jacket

lol (HI DERE), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 19:24 (seventeen years ago)

hahahahahahahahaha

CHENG AND ENG PALIN BOOK TOUR (John Justen), Tuesday, 16 September 2008 21:26 (seventeen years ago)

yesssssss

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 16 September 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

god, what a shitheel. do we think the 'burglar' was in fact a prostitute?

Smuckles Brothers (stevie), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 08:09 (seventeen years ago)

Man that makes me happy.

I have been remiss on any convention reports, should do little vignettes rather than long form.

Evan, sorry I missed you too.

John and john's lady, thank you once again for your hospitality and Sara RC, Fluffy Bear, HIDERE And Mrs Hi DERE and supporting cast for entertaining me.

Drinking Island is inside every one of us (Ed), Wednesday, 17 September 2008 08:19 (seventeen years ago)


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