slugs: what is their deal?

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i stepped outside barefoot last night & squashed one

it died but i think i was worse off in the end

they are fat & slimy & disgusting

what do they do for us?

deeznuts, Sunday, 31 August 2008 01:11 (seventeen years ago)

they kill cats when nobody is looking.

darraghmac, Sunday, 31 August 2008 01:11 (seventeen years ago)

wikipedia disagrees

deeznuts, Sunday, 31 August 2008 01:16 (seventeen years ago)

future topics for deeznuts threads

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it's hard to understand what they're saying at the drive-thru!
women are complicated and hard to understand!
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gr8080, Sunday, 31 August 2008 01:27 (seventeen years ago)

interesting i never knew that about SLUGS jesus christ

deeznuts, Sunday, 31 August 2008 01:29 (seventeen years ago)

I know a lot about slugs. They propel themselves on their own vomit. Slugs are constantly regurgitating so as to keep slinking around on their slimy path.
They like beer, and will drown themselves in a glass of beer given the chance.
Salt kills them really quickly.

I am feeling for you Deezie -stepping on a slug is horrible. Especially barefoot.

aimurchie, Sunday, 31 August 2008 02:19 (seventeen years ago)

They propel themselves on their own vomit.

Uh, WOMIT.
We just moved to the Pacific NW and these fuckers are everywhere and they're big'uns. I always put shoes on before running outside cos I would spaz if I stepped on one.

I wish they'd kill the giant spiders we've been finding (and smucking).

kate78, Sunday, 31 August 2008 04:30 (seventeen years ago)

My sibs and I had nothign – NOTHING – to do for fun at my grandma's house, because there was nothing to do for fun.

We'd go in her backyard and put snails and slugs in a pile and surround them w/a circle of salt that extended about 3" away, and wait and watch for them to slowly crawl over it.

I threw a snail at my uncle, and it exploded on him, causing him to vomit on the spot. Their shells are actually pretty delicate.

I am totally cool with slugs.

Abbott, Sunday, 31 August 2008 04:46 (seventeen years ago)

Hot sauce does not kill slugs, is another thing we discovered.

Abbott, Sunday, 31 August 2008 04:47 (seventeen years ago)

You and your hot sauce!

aimurchie, Sunday, 31 August 2008 05:21 (seventeen years ago)

good thread greg

max, Sunday, 31 August 2008 05:21 (seventeen years ago)

slugs - like life - can move pretty fucking fast

i never did anything nearly as sociopathic as what abbott just described, which btw makes me sick to my stomach

deeznuts, Sunday, 31 August 2008 05:24 (seventeen years ago)

Because it's been such a wet summer here, there are millions of the little guys about. Big ones, too. Even my dog has lost interest in them, though he'll still occasionally touch them with his nose to make their tentacles withdraw. They have brought lots of fun life into the garden though - hedgehogs and toads, unusual birds etc. I think I prefer snails on the whole, though - less of the horror of the formless slimy thing.

dowd, Sunday, 31 August 2008 05:36 (seventeen years ago)

Slugs cannot move very fast because they slide around on their own regurgitation.
Slugs are not like life.

aimurchie, Sunday, 31 August 2008 05:44 (seventeen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^ thank you aimurchie

deeznuts, Sunday, 31 August 2008 05:44 (seventeen years ago)

You are welcome, Deezie.

aimurchie, Sunday, 31 August 2008 06:06 (seventeen years ago)

get a room, you two

Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 31 August 2008 06:08 (seventeen years ago)

"Like other snails, a slug moves by rhythmic waves of muscular contraction on the underside of its foot. It simultaneously secretes a layer of mucus on which it travels, which helps prevent damage to the tissues of the foot."

I had to make sure my regurgitation story was correct. BUT - WTF with the foot?
Slugs have a foot.

ONE foot. A foot. I have not seen a foot on a slug.

I hope you guys will weigh in on this remarkable turn of events!

aimurchie, Sunday, 31 August 2008 06:20 (seventeen years ago)

my family lived in germany for 3 years because my dad was in the army and stationed there. for some reason there were a lot of snails and slugs around.

latebloomer, Sunday, 31 August 2008 06:22 (seventeen years ago)

This is also why people should be suspicious about the geoduck - it's basically a giant slug in a shell.

I'm not a fan of the escargot either. That would be a very small slug in a pretty shell.

Germany is not at fault, latebloomer. It was probably just damp.

aimurchie, Sunday, 31 August 2008 06:38 (seventeen years ago)

Every morning I have to grab a piece of paper and pick up 4 or 5 slugs that are crawling around my living room. I figured out where they were coming into the house from and put salt around the hole (as well as something called "slug pellets"), but the fuckers just crawl STRAIGHT THROUGH IT.

At an angle, you can see their shiny foot trails all over the carpet before I clean it.

This is all a huge bummer.

Savannah Smiles, Sunday, 31 August 2008 08:06 (seventeen years ago)

The wikipedia article on slugs is great, and I'm now seeing them in a new light.

A commonly seen practice among many slugs is apophallation. The penis of these species is curled like a cork-screw and often becomes entangled in their mate's genitalia in the process of exchanging sperm. When all else fails, apophallation allows the slugs to separate themselves by one or both of the slugs chewing off the other's penis. Once its penis has been removed, a slug is still able to mate subsequently, but using only the female parts of its reproductive system.

Matt #2, Sunday, 31 August 2008 08:42 (seventeen years ago)

GHOST SLUG!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Ghost_Slug_adult.jpg

Matt #2, Sunday, 31 August 2008 08:43 (seventeen years ago)

BANANA SLUG!

http://www.naturallyconnected.com/my_weblog/images/2008/04/19/banana_slug_at_sanborn.jpg

Matt #2, Sunday, 31 August 2008 08:47 (seventeen years ago)

ew wtf

J0rdan S., Sunday, 31 August 2008 08:50 (seventeen years ago)

my wife had pet slugs when she was a little kid, for a week or so. she eventually worried they were going to die and put them back outside.

it's one of those things about her i'll never understand.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Sunday, 31 August 2008 09:59 (seventeen years ago)

The banana slug is both disgusting and awesome, though I'm not sure the measures are at all equal.

krakow, Sunday, 31 August 2008 10:13 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtgPAQTJLQs

Slumpman, Sunday, 31 August 2008 13:19 (seventeen years ago)

They do something really important for us, we just don't know what it is, yet.

Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Sunday, 31 August 2008 13:21 (seventeen years ago)

besides inspiring great threads, that is.

aimurchie, Sunday, 31 August 2008 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

When I attended college in Olympia, I told all the out-of-staters that the slug was the state bird of Washington. I was a cut-up.

Aimless, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:26 (seventeen years ago)

Doesn't that college in Olympia have a Geoduck Fight Song?

aimurchie, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:31 (seventeen years ago)

Yeppers. We 'Greeners are the Fighting Geoducks!

Aimless, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:32 (seventeen years ago)

can you sing us a verse?

aimurchie, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:37 (seventeen years ago)

Heavens! Not with my mouth full. It would ruin the bon homie.

Aimless, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:40 (seventeen years ago)

I read an article in a science magazine which suggested slugs, if they had TWO feet, would mostly exhibit 'right-handedness.'

Abbott, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:47 (seventeen years ago)

I love the mighty banana slug, especially when they've congregated on a rocky hillside to the point where you cannot see the ground beneath them.

I like all the living things!

Abbott, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:48 (seventeen years ago)

Oh man, I thought geoducks were strictly an east coast thing! They are god's proof that phalluses can be really gross.

Abbott, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

Those science know-it-alls! They have even mastered hypothetical reality!

aimurchie, maybe you could coax Lynda Barry to sing the Geoduck fight song instead of me. She would do a better job of it.

Aimless, Sunday, 31 August 2008 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

geoducks are strictly NOT an east coast thing.
over here we have quahogs and littlenecks.

famous graduates of that college in Olympia include Lynda Barry. The thing is, none of you will sing the geoduck fight song. Rumor has it that everclear don't have team sports or cheerleaders.

aimurchie, Sunday, 31 August 2008 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2008/06/geoducks-are-strange.html

aimurchie, Sunday, 31 August 2008 18:15 (seventeen years ago)

I heard slugs may be part of the food chain!

Z S, Sunday, 31 August 2008 18:19 (seventeen years ago)

well go ahead and eat them. I won't be joining you.

aimurchie, Sunday, 31 August 2008 18:21 (seventeen years ago)

http://lh5.ggpht.com/abramsv/SEtR7Sc0NdI/AAAAAAAATyI/n532vZa-90k/s640/2072059921_3e6a3ad95d_o.jpg

nickalicious, Sunday, 31 August 2008 18:23 (seventeen years ago)

I'M SO GLAD THE GEODUCK THING IS BEING AIRED OUT.

aimurchie, Sunday, 31 August 2008 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

whenever i read this thread title, I imagine this

http://blogmunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/seinfeld.jpg

Mackro Mackro, Sunday, 31 August 2008 19:00 (seventeen years ago)

I know a lot about slugs.

Can you teach me to get'em out of my kitchen? Fucking bastards keep coming back. :-(

stevienixed, Sunday, 31 August 2008 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

send me a plane ticket. I will totally do this for you.
"Secrets of the Slug Whisperer"

aimurchie, Sunday, 31 August 2008 20:17 (seventeen years ago)

Drown them in beer! If that doesn't work get drunk.

aimurchie, Sunday, 31 August 2008 21:59 (seventeen years ago)

I am a little bit confused about the slugs getting into peoples houses and stuff.
Savannah Smiles problem for instance. How does it get to that point? They are not moving very fast! I guess if it's a lot of them at once it would be scary.
I live on the third floor, so I guess they can't ever get here. But I'm not very fleet footed or quick witted and yet I STILL think I could stop a slug.

In the garden you just leave a bowl of beer and they regurgitate themselves into the bowl and drown. I like to think it's a happy death.

aimurchie, Monday, 1 September 2008 02:45 (seventeen years ago)

greg, are you ok? just waiting for my text

max, Monday, 1 September 2008 02:50 (seventeen years ago)

I'm still waiting for some pics.

aimurchie, Monday, 1 September 2008 02:52 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.evergreen.edu/athletics/geoduck.htm

aimurchie, Monday, 1 September 2008 08:23 (seventeen years ago)

it was just annoying me that some people would not sing this song.

The more I learn about geoducks the more I love them. They live to be 160! By burrowing in the sand.

aimurchie, Monday, 1 September 2008 08:28 (seventeen years ago)

It started in the "year that there was a huge slug fest". Apparently the climate (humid and hott) was perfect for them to breed like mad. I'm not sure how they have come into the house, probably from the garden, underneath the livingroom and into the kitchen? And once they are here they probably create a little love nest? Problem is that I can't find from where the lovenest is. But we haven't had any for a couple of weeks so maybe it's solved? Also, we had to repair some water receptor near the kitchen so maybe that was the cause? *shrugs* or should that be "slugs" haha Oh damn it I am so funny.

stevienixed, Monday, 1 September 2008 11:59 (seventeen years ago)

In the garden you just leave a bowl of beer and they regurgitate themselves into the bowl and drown. I like to think it's a happy death.

apparently according to a gardening colleague, Nematodes are the answer to slug problems.

Ste, Monday, 1 September 2008 12:07 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

Time to find out if a paste of Vaseline + cayenne pepper is an effective slug barrier.

Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Saturday, 1 May 2010 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

Copper strips are meant to be an effective barrier but ugh these fucking guys can get in from anywhere

Daily Sport Stunna Yasmin Alibhai Brown (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 1 May 2010 20:02 (fifteen years ago)

We adopted an outdoor cat during the winter when slugs weren't much of a problem, but now that it's warming up, they're getting into his food bowl, yeccchhh. So I've put the bowl on a wire plant-stand and coated its legs (not the cat's legs) with the Atomic Hotfoot.

Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Saturday, 1 May 2010 20:08 (fifteen years ago)

Another option is to put the cat's bowl inside a bigger bowl full of water, so you've effectively got a moat around it. You might have to buy your cat some waders though.

Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Farting in Space (NickB), Saturday, 1 May 2010 20:48 (fifteen years ago)

Kosher salt is your friend! Pour a ring around whatever you're trying to protect and the slugs will not go there because salt kills them.

portmantovani (suzy), Saturday, 1 May 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

Salt will wash down into the groundwater near a bunch of hostas when it rains, though. This vaseline/cayenne mix should stick to whatever I apply it to. Just checked, and Bruce (the cat) likes having his bowl sitting up on a small platform. The slugs will come out at dusk...and THEY'LL BURN HAHAHAHAHA.

Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Saturday, 1 May 2010 21:07 (fifteen years ago)

rip slugs

brandon softerserve (k3vin k.), Sunday, 2 May 2010 01:44 (fifteen years ago)

Hot sauce does not kill slugs, is another thing we discovered.

― Abbott, Saturday, August 30, 2008 10:47 PM (1 year ago)

It didn't even seem to *bother* them, fwiw. But I appreciate a good home science experiemnt. Let us know ihow it goes.

This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

Cayenne vaseline did not work either!

Nom Nom Nom Chomsky (WmC), Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

You'd think capsaicin would drive them crazy as all they are is one big mucous membrane, but I guess that's not the case.

This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

A pie tin full of beer is a good way to kill slugs.

This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Sunday, 2 May 2010 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

Capsaisin isn't a general membrane irritant. It binds to vanilloid receptor subtype 1 on your sensory neurons, which in mammals normally responds to heat and friction. There's no physical damage, no matter how much hot sauce you consume.

Animals that lack VRS1, like slugs and birds, aren't effected at all. In fact, hot peppers ecological function is to prevent seeds from being consumed by mammals, so that they can instead be eaten by birds who will disperse the seeds further.

nori dusted (Sanpaku), Sunday, 2 May 2010 03:03 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.artbyteague.com/images/slugmaze/SaltMaze.jpg

going non-native (dyao), Sunday, 2 May 2010 03:17 (fifteen years ago)

Who, Sanpaku, thanks for dropping the pepper science! I am pretty sure my school's chile research joint is going to shame me at graduation for not knowing that, though.

This is four-dimensional art; the 4th dimension is incredibly powerful. (Abbott), Sunday, 2 May 2010 03:28 (fifteen years ago)


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