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― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 1 September 2008 00:46 (sixteen years ago)

old one for historians cheap scotch and a three bar rinnai heater: mongrels and sheepfuxors brace for winter

― electricsound, Monday, 1 September 2008 00:47 (sixteen years ago)

thanks for doing the links jim, I can't c+p on this iphone

― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 1 September 2008 00:50 (sixteen years ago)

where 2 acquire a dagwood in carlton area i wonder

― haitch, Monday, 1 September 2008 00:50 (sixteen years ago)

i am all about the important questions of our times

jim how was 'boys night' or whatever

― haitch, Monday, 1 September 2008 00:54 (sixteen years ago)

xp corndog central

― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 1 September 2008 00:55 (sixteen years ago)

boys night was sadly scuppered by me pulling a muscle in my neck

― electricsound, Monday, 1 September 2008 01:05 (sixteen years ago)

If it was corndog central, I'm not surprised you pulled a muscle.

― moley, Monday, 1 September 2008 01:06 (sixteen years ago)

oh man, imagine if they renovated melbourne central so it was exclusively a dagwood outlet

― haitch, Monday, 1 September 2008 01:13 (sixteen years ago)

No dissing of Ned on the mongrel thread!

Yeah!

(Anyway thank you for the explanation. But I hope those guys realize how silly that movie title looks.)

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 1 September 2008 01:13 (sixteen years ago)

Ned, it looks silly here too. For a bra is a bra, even down under.

― moley, Monday, 1 September 2008 01:21 (sixteen years ago)

russell crowe wore womens' undergarments while recording his voice-over parts, but the producers decided that 'bra and panties boys' sounded ridiculous.

― haitch, Monday, 1 September 2008 01:22 (sixteen years ago)

their decision was aided by their aversion to a bunch of fives from russell.

― estela, Monday, 1 September 2008 02:07 (sixteen years ago)

Two redundancies today. One of them was under me when I was managerial. The mood throughout the building is horrible.

― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 1 September 2008 07:29 (sixteen years ago)

I recall The Chaser doing a HAHA STUNT HAHA with the real life Bra Boys with one of them wearing a bra asking if they could join the gang and almost got the shit beat out of them for it.

― King Boy Pato, Monday, 1 September 2008 09:45 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― estela, Monday, 1 September 2008 09:46 (sixteen years ago)

...which i posted on the last mong thread.

― S-, Monday, 1 September 2008 11:33 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, as if an internet celebrity like myself has time to read your posts.

― King Boy Pato, Monday, 1 September 2008 12:09 (sixteen years ago)

i think it should be posted on every mong thread.

― estela, Monday, 1 September 2008 12:28 (sixteen years ago)

Look at how mature I am:

http://www.kateobriencreative.com/woolworths_logo.jpg

― Kate, non masonic, Monday, 1 September 2008 12:30 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah, as if an internet celebrity like myself has time to read your posts.

-- King Boy Pato, Monday, 1 September 2008 22:09 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

This post reminds me to start a thread about English language transgressions.

― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 1 September 2008 21:07 (sixteen years ago)

^^ crusin' for a brusin'

― King Boy Pato, Monday, 1 September 2008 22:04 (sixteen years ago)

SJ (my 8 yr old daughter, scratching at green streak on lino): What's this?
Me: It's nail polish, R dropped it on the floor last night. I can't get rid of it.
SJ: Nail polish remover.
Me (patiently): No, not nail polish remover - it's actually nail polish.
SJ (even more patiently): No. Dad. Use nail polish remover to get rid of it.
Me (completely gobsmacked): Wow, of course!! You're a lot smarter than me.
SJ: Well, I'm a girl, so... (shrugs)

― moley, Monday, 1 September 2008 22:23 (sixteen years ago)

hah!

― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 1 September 2008 22:51 (sixteen years ago)

For a parent that would be a truly wonderful moment.

― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 1 September 2008 22:52 (sixteen years ago)

ilx has been shit today.

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 07:23 (sixteen years ago)

I hate to say this but for me ILX has been...well, not shit, but I'm just bored with the whole thing lately :/

― Trayce, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 10:07 (sixteen years ago)

I dont think it's anyone's fault, I dunno, I just dont get what I used to out of here.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 10:07 (sixteen years ago)

Today was particularly slow. I think people often grow out of ILX. Except for people like me of course.

― moley, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 10:18 (sixteen years ago)

I had that Trayce. A couple of years off seems to have rejuvenated my interest.

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 11:38 (sixteen years ago)

I like ILX most of the time, although I don't have time to post much these days. But sometimes all the selfrighteousness and self-absorbed wanking on (of ilxors other than the mongrels of course) gets a bit much for me and I have to take a little holiday from ILX. Then after a while I come back and everyone's changed their names and I don't know who anyone is so my interest gets rejuvenated too!

― gem, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 12:19 (sixteen years ago)

ilx got all meta again this week. Clusterfuck threads and bannings galore. You missed nothing.

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 12:20 (sixteen years ago)

all that stuff goes over my head completely. i don't even know what clusterfuck means.

― gem, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 12:47 (sixteen years ago)

in other news... how good is spring?? i love it

― gem, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 12:50 (sixteen years ago)

Now spring is a clusterfuck. Everyone's at it.

― moley, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 13:20 (sixteen years ago)

Clusterfuck is just anything that has the involvement of too many people and is a disaster. Broader than ilx, is that one.

― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 22:06 (sixteen years ago)

helloooo

― electricsound, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 23:38 (sixteen years ago)

What spring we havent had one here yet :( Damn you perth and your nice weather!

― Trayce, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 23:39 (sixteen years ago)

trayce has not been outside today

― electricsound, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 23:42 (sixteen years ago)

yes today is a treat!

thought adam said "ilx got all meaty again this week", was excited for a moment

― haitch, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 23:51 (sixteen years ago)

fnarr

― electricsound, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 23:51 (sixteen years ago)

Today is ok, it wasnt warm when I was out tho, I guess it is better now.

― Trayce, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 23:54 (sixteen years ago)

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

― BLONGE (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 21:07 (sixteen years ago)

back in tha hizzouse

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, 10 September 2008 22:14 (sixteen years ago)

yo cunce

― give me some peppermint freddo (electricsound), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 23:23 (sixteen years ago)

I am easily confused today, but I am also very tired.

― Bender Bending Rodriguez (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 23:27 (sixteen years ago)

Also, the spot where "new answers" used to be is now prefs, I keep clicking on the wrong link.

― Bender Bending Rodriguez (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 23:28 (sixteen years ago)

it's important to keep one's preferences up to date

― give me some peppermint freddo (electricsound), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 23:30 (sixteen years ago)

That's usin' yer ass!

― Bender Bending Rodriguez (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 September 2008 23:30 (sixteen years ago)

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i wish i wasn't too unwell to get wasted

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Friday, 28 November 2008 03:46 (sixteen years ago)

my lunch yesterday was an iced coffee (no winning ute cap:( ), microwaved week old Quarter Pounder which had been in the freezer, and a can of coke.

You should all stop complaining.

― milling through the grinder, grinding through the mill (S-), Friday, 28 November 2008 03:48 (sixteen years ago)

I'm not complaining, they are. I liked my lunch.

― moley, Friday, 28 November 2008 03:51 (sixteen years ago)

microwaved week old Quarter Pounder

Hang on, WHAT?

― moley, Friday, 28 November 2008 03:51 (sixteen years ago)

Holy FUCK

― moley, Friday, 28 November 2008 03:52 (sixteen years ago)

Yeah thats pretty hardcore... doesnt maccas like... turn into vulcanised rubber after half an hour!?

― Trayce, Friday, 28 November 2008 03:55 (sixteen years ago)

Forget that guy who liked to chew up a cracker and put the resultant paste between two other crackers - this raises the bar considerably.

― moley, Friday, 28 November 2008 03:57 (sixteen years ago)

oh no, never forget

i just had a 30cm length of pizza!!

― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 28 November 2008 03:57 (sixteen years ago)

it had been in the freezer... but still... If you thought the cheese was some sort of weird artificial construct beforehand...

I needed it though, I went out for vegan tibetan food the night before.

― milling through the grinder, grinding through the mill (S-), Friday, 28 November 2008 04:03 (sixteen years ago)

Well fair enough then.

― moley, Friday, 28 November 2008 04:05 (sixteen years ago)

it was pretty rancid. okay. but it's something to cross off the lists of life achievements.

― milling through the grinder, grinding through the mill (S-), Friday, 28 November 2008 04:07 (sixteen years ago)

in case of vegan cuisine, break ice

― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 28 November 2008 04:08 (sixteen years ago)

oh no my favourite hams :( i blame those horrible vegans

http://news.theage.com.au/business/hans-goes-into-voluntary-administration-20081128-6mq7.html

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Friday, 28 November 2008 04:21 (sixteen years ago)

"increased competition from subsidised importers selling frozen ham."

fuck this shit.

― milling through the grinder, grinding through the mill (S-), Friday, 28 November 2008 04:24 (sixteen years ago)

subsidised importers

oh THAT'S such a great idea

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Friday, 28 November 2008 04:26 (sixteen years ago)

lol, "capitalism"

― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 28 November 2008 04:44 (sixteen years ago)

Give a damn! About yer ham!

― Trayce, Friday, 28 November 2008 05:26 (sixteen years ago)

i'm guilty of perhaps caring TOO much

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Friday, 28 November 2008 05:54 (sixteen years ago)

I made Osso Bucco the other night, it was pretty good.

So ends my contribution for this week.

― Oh no, Guadalajara won't do. (Kate.), Friday, 28 November 2008 06:54 (sixteen years ago)

I had steak and chips for lunch today. Good times!

― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Friday, 28 November 2008 08:19 (sixteen years ago)

Ugh, who's programming R@ge tonight?

― moley, Friday, 28 November 2008 15:03 (sixteen years ago)

Some indie nobs.

Good special next week though! (ie I came up with it eight months ago)

― did the buskers have shooz (sic), Friday, 28 November 2008 22:15 (sixteen years ago)

Oh wait "tonight", that was new releases. I was raving to der german techno sounds when you posted that; DJ Hell is a midget, I think he was mixing with his nipples

― did the buskers have shooz (sic), Friday, 28 November 2008 22:17 (sixteen years ago)

OK I got a sequence of stuff that was basically that science droppin' post daisy-age hip hop they like in Bondi, then Fleet Foxes and other indie stuff by people with beards.

― moley, Saturday, 29 November 2008 00:08 (sixteen years ago)

Q-TIP Gettin' Up (Universal)
SEN DOG Capo (Shock)
DJ KHALED featuring KANYE WEST & T-PAIN Go Hard (Shock)
KOTTONMOUTH KINGS Where I'm Going? (Shock)
THE KILLERS Human (Universal)
FLEET FOXES He Doesn't Know Why (Stomp)
GLENN RICHARDS, PAUL KELLY & MISSY HIGGINS Droving Woman (Independent)

― moley, Saturday, 29 November 2008 00:10 (sixteen years ago)

dear god fleet foxes are some new kind of fucking awful

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Saturday, 29 November 2008 00:17 (sixteen years ago)

shittt apparently one of my parents' horses trampled a (rare) tree kangaroo at their farm today and it's going to be euthanased :[[[[

― ▧_▨ (wilter), Saturday, 29 November 2008 07:50 (sixteen years ago)

Your horse fought the law and the law won :-(

― Germany's second-favourite Australian fat leg spin bowler (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 29 November 2008 08:19 (sixteen years ago)

another week begins, sigh

― fela cooties (haitch), Sunday, 30 November 2008 22:10 (sixteen years ago)

New thread

― ɔɐuɐɯlV uɯnʇnV (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 30 November 2008 22:11 (sixteen years ago)

oh look what's in the age

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2008/11/30/1227979844115.html

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Sunday, 30 November 2008 22:16 (sixteen years ago)

lolololololol

― fela cooties (haitch), Sunday, 30 November 2008 22:23 (sixteen years ago)

article by michael looollo

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Sunday, 30 November 2008 22:28 (sixteen years ago)

I always wanted to write a book — all white people want to write a book

haha

― moley, Sunday, 30 November 2008 22:41 (sixteen years ago)

on that note, who wants to start the summer thread?

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Sunday, 30 November 2008 22:52 (sixteen years ago)

need good pun

― fela cooties (haitch), Sunday, 30 November 2008 23:02 (sixteen years ago)

or pop-cult reference

― fela cooties (haitch), Sunday, 30 November 2008 23:05 (sixteen years ago)

Mongs of summer

... nah.

― Trayce, Sunday, 30 November 2008 23:05 (sixteen years ago)

"summertime's here mongrels, and it's time to take a trip! to take a trip!"

― fela cooties (haitch), Sunday, 30 November 2008 23:07 (sixteen years ago)

nah

― ɔɐuɐɯlV uɯnʇnV (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 30 November 2008 23:13 (sixteen years ago)

What was that even sposed to be? I'm dense.

― Trayce, Sunday, 30 November 2008 23:14 (sixteen years ago)

How about "the latest thread in which australian ILXors talk shit to each other" ?

― Trayce, Sunday, 30 November 2008 23:14 (sixteen years ago)

Sorry to be all grammar nazi but just as a point of interest it's 'one another'! I discovered that recently.

― ɔɐuɐɯlV uɯnʇnV (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 30 November 2008 23:17 (sixteen years ago)

What was that even sposed to be? I'm dense.

lol don't worry, only jim will probably pick it

― fela cooties (haitch), Sunday, 30 November 2008 23:19 (sixteen years ago)

I figgered it was obscure nindie or something I'm hopeless.

― Trayce, Sunday, 30 November 2008 23:28 (sixteen years ago)

The Mong Hot Summer?

― moley, Sunday, 30 November 2008 23:35 (sixteen years ago)

it is done

― fela cooties (haitch), Sunday, 30 November 2008 23:37 (sixteen years ago)

i didn't get it either :( give me a hint

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Sunday, 30 November 2008 23:39 (sixteen years ago)

good title btw

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Sunday, 30 November 2008 23:39 (sixteen years ago)

newie: Mong Hot Summer: the latest thread in which australian ILXors talk shit to each other

― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Sunday, 30 November 2008 23:40 (sixteen years ago)

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