ILX will be going offline later tonight/early tomorrow for updates. This may take a week or so.

# ILX will be going offline later tonight/early tomorrow for updates. This may take a week or so. [Started by The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, last updated 6 seconds ago] 1 new answer
# Yeah, we know [Started by wanko ergo sum, last updated 1 minute ago] 59 new answers

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SEE Y'ALL IN NOVEMBER

Sandbox? other emergency boards?

Thread should've been a poll

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petrifying

http://admin.criticsrant.com/Images/criticsrant_com/DVD_Two%20Weeks/twoweeksposter.jpg

guess i'll start going to the gym again...

Oh noes! :(

I'll have to join the ILX facebook group.

We may have to talk shit somewhere else for a while?

I might actually get some work done...

http://images.zwani.com/graphics/i_miss_you/images/pic47.jpg

this cannot happen till i get a job. what will i do all day??? read books? fuck that. go outside? fuck that too.

This will include the sandbox, which needs upgraded too.

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

I might actually get some work done...

^^^This.

yeah, seriously

ilx is totally like drugs-- i can not read shit here for two weeks and not be any more indifferent about the proceedings in this place, but then when i do happen to catch up again, i find myself fiendishly refreshing my browser (that's not a euphemism, btw)

where we gonna go?

is 14 days still up? Does it still do hella adverts?

And what of them poor polls that will *never* end?

Well, at least I won't fail out of school this week then...

I just finished all me work!

(oh, OK I haven't really)

Nooooooooooooooo!

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Prediction: Chinese Democracy to get mid-week rush release date

i know, right?

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Will there be a Turn Back You Poxy Fule page?

i know, right?
-- dell

yeah, rite...

vandals vs goths FITE!

What will you change your username to when the new code comes? [Started by I know, right?, last updated 14 minutes ago] 164 new answers

You knew, right?

"or so" is always ominous - happy christmas, hope the election goes well.

I miss you all already and you're not even gone yet

bring on the ostrogoths

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"Twooo weeks!"

Some of us might not be coming back next year. So this is it. It's in God's hands now.

1914 - "this business with the Germans, should only take a week or so"

That builder "it's an easy job, should only take a week or so"

dell, y u stalkerin' me?

yup, that's totally my style

I knew!!

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Will the secret boards be down too? :-)

:D :D :D

there are secret boards?

Wot secrete broads?

yeah, but i would advise you to stay clear of the "WDYLL while bonking ALF?" one.

This is a fix to scupper my conspiracy poll, thought up by the 12 foot lizards who run ilx.

shit i'll have to fuckin READ A BOOK or something

This is a fix to scupper my conspiracy poll, thought up by the 12 foot lizards who run ilx.

Precisely. "I Love Annunaki", more like...

This constitutes a proper cause for outrage.

I mean, who am I supposed to humiliate myself in front of in lieu of ILX being down? Real-life in the flesh human beings? Surely you joke.

My mannequin collection hasn't yet concluded guffawing at me.

how are we gonna dish on top model!

groping in the virtual darkness, i guess.

This is quite a shocker for those of us who can't be bothered with the "geek" threadz.

Hey! Let's all promise that in ten years from today, we'll meet again, and we'll see what kind of people we've blossomed into.

blossomed?

paging Dr. Morbius paging Dr. Morbius

a pstient on the third floor is expecting an imminent killfile

i recently found out that this guy i went to high school with, who my mom used to describe as looking like "a pimp", now owns a property in la that is worth in excess of a million

so he evidently *was* a pimp, uh.

Temporary home:

http://ilx.lefora.com/

That doesn't necessarily describe a very large property.

xxp

This is quite a shocker for those of us who can't be bothered with the "geek" threadz.

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, September 2, 2008 7:15 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

the politics and movie threads are the "cool kids table" i guess

http://ilx.lefora.com/

kick ass! I'm there!

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I meant "geek" in the Tech Squad sense, n/a

Oh, how I will miss you

WHO THE HECK AM I GOING TO TURN TO WITH RIDICULOUS STUPID SQL QUERY PROBLEMS NOW?!?!?!

I MIGHT HAVE TO ACTUALLY LEARN HOW TO DO MINE OWN JOB!!!!

And, like, socialise with colleagues and stuff.

Which will go live first? Nu-Nu-ILX or my work database? Scared now!

http://ilx.lefora.com/

-- Ed, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 20:20 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^ I am deliberately not joining, because I desperately need to get some work done.

xpostplus, kate, you have my email, I'll try...

well if this isn't back online by september 28th i won't be seeing ilx again~~

good riddance

"Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life)"

Another turning point, a fork stuck in the road
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go
So make the best of this test, and don't ask why
It's not a question, but a lesson learned in time

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.
I hope you had the time of your life.

i will miss u most of all, max

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http://ilx.lefora.com/

-- Ed, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 20:20 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

­ pipecock responded to Your 2008 Vice Presidential Candidate Speculation Thread. ^^^^otm

hahahaha fuck that

i will choose to believe that's actually gabbnebb

^^^ I am deliberately not joining, because I desperately need to get some work done.

-- snoball, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 20:42 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Well that resolve lasted all of five minutes...

This may take a week or so.

LOL. As if.

How can I explain that the Lefora forum is a doc file to my colleagues???

It's very... brown.

Knowing Ed, I am surprised it is not ORANGE.

Brown? OK, that means my monitor is fuxx0red...

"ILE:Politics [0]"

Counting one two three...

Would now be the correct time to pour one out?

If it's a bottle of Dasani full of wee left in Rabies' room by the previous occupant, then yes...

this is when i get really doleful about being banned from that cricket site (for calling this total fkn retard an 'imbecile')

(pot kettle black jokes here plz americans i know you find that shit hysterical)

http://ilx.lefora.com/

xpostdoubleplus: been there done that

I can't get in there now. Is it fuled?

what happens to polls that were set to end in the next week?

they die!

into the cern hardon supercollider xp

THIS IS A FBI CONSPIRACY TO SHUT DOWN SEAGAL-TEMBER

Haha, how many of you yuksters had polls set to end on September 11.

Shit, if the LHC destroys the world, I won't know about it...

between this and my home computer going tits-up, I am going to get alot of reading done!
alot of stupid, boring reading.

Dont worry I'll harrass you on MSN from work!

...er which I guess I cant do if your PC is busted lol.

It's been way too long since we were Poxy Fuled.

guys i keep getting errors when i post on the lefora board. is it a joke or am i excluded :(

OR BOTH

how are we gonna dish on top model!

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, 2 September 2008 19:11 (Yesterday) Link

OTM.. I will miss this board so.

also, How can I explain that the Lefora forum is a doc file to my colleagues???

-- stevienixed, Tuesday, September 2, 2008 7:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

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