Stop! Stop! It's already deaaaaad!

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just wondering, yo. does anyone else get that feeling that whenever they post to an IL* thread, it immediately withers and dies?

insert your paranoid rantings [and/or favourite Ralph Wiggam moments] here.

― petra jane, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ralph: and that's where i saw the leprechaun!
Bart: right, a leprechaun...
Ralph: he told me to burn stuff!

― petra jane, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Often lately - either you read my mind or I told you and I can't remember, which is also possible.

― Damian, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

>FX< wind whistles, distant dull bell chimes
. . . . * .. . *

[that's ASCII tumbleweeds blowing by if you didn't realise]

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I feel worse when I start a thread.

― jel --, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"When I grow up I wanna be a principal. Or a caterpillar."

― Justyn Dillingham, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"What's a battle?"

― Jonnie, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"yes supernintendo Chalmers"

― chris, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I have two owies."

― Daver, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"my cat's breath smells of cat food"

― katie, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

*huge wave of water from burst dam sweeps through Springfield. Homer tentatively opens his front door to find that Ralph - in bed - has been deposited in the Simpsons' front garden*

Ralph: "i think i wet the bed!"

― katie, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Me fail English? That's unpossible"

― emil.y, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Lisa's bad dancing makes my feet sad.

― N., Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like when threads on a good, finalizing note. I also like when some joke is brought up about someone and 30 posts later they respond to it. It's like a Seinfeld episode.

― Evangeline, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like it when people think it's just them that's a thread killah.

I also like it when entropy leads the last post to be something like 'u r all sad. britnney speres can suck my dick'.

― N., Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I will be amazed if anyone posts anything after this. I kills threads dead.

― fritz, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But fritz your 'I am the thread killer' is so perfect for a thread on thread-killing. It would have been the perfect end note that ties everything together had I not wrote this. Aaah! I've cut the threads of Fate and messed it all up now.

― Evangeline, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

" >FX< wind whistles, distant dull bell chimes . . . . * .. . *

[that's ASCII tumbleweeds blowing by if you didn't realise]" -Genius..

-also, I am always Dead Last. -H

― Deadman, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

sabotaged!

― fritz, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Deadman, in addition to the tumbleweeds you should have added a:

What a long, strange trip it's been...

Peace.

I'm Out.

(I just can't leave it alone now, can I.)

― Evangeline, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Evangeline = a Very Bad Woman :)

― it's dead now!, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

buscuits

― jel --, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I seem to be "Tha Threadkilla" on ILM. Will that be the case here?

― j.lu, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

nah! :)

― jel --, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Thredkilla!

― Graham, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've killed more than a few in my time. Just watch -- the thread will probably end here.

Or maybe not.

― Phil, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dammit, that might have been mildly amusing if I hadn't phuQued it up.

― Phil, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

HAHA!

oh wait, that's Nelson, not Ralph.

...still...HAHA!

― petra jane, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Do you find something comical about my apperance when I am driving an automobile?

― Phil, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought it was meeeeeeeee.

― Kim, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's some nice flutin', boy

― electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Can you open my milk, Mommy?

― Damian, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

no, i'm better at it, being a new person that's only said bland things so far.

― minna, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

and falling for tricks!

― minna, Wednesday, 27 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You choo choose me

― Mr Noodles, Thursday, 28 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I'm happy iand angry!"

― rainy, Thursday, 28 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

atchoo

― Brian, Saturday, 30 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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