I need wisdom on the _dating a cow

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I know it's wrong, but she is all mooey.

― N., Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Awwww. Nick is in creepy love.

― Graham, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

His love life has is frolicking in pastures new............

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH DEAR OH DEAR........AHAHAHAHAHAH YES......

sigh.

― Ronan, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

nick, shut up.

― jess, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That showed him.

― Graham, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Good to see you back, N. You're dating a cow? Elaborate.

― Mandee, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Simple.

― Graham, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I didn't know Mariah was in London.

― Nicole, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This doesn't have anything to do with the "who is the most repulsive person you know" thread, does it?

― Mandee, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

NO> I LIKE COWS>

― N., Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Are you drunk?

― Mandee, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, I am at work.

― N., Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, me too. But I'm drunk, also. Me and my co-workers are passing around the Natural Light.

― Mandee, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There is wine and vodka here but I do not want it. There is no natural light but does that mean something different in Denver?

― N., Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think that Natural Light, in Denver, means a very shitty beer. I should call up the mayor and have him double-check it in the Naming Register. What is Natural Light in London?

― Mandee, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's just natural light, like from the sun, but that's gone now.

I still want help with the cow thing.

― N., Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

when office supplies refuses to give you desklamp

― mark s, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Natural Light in London filters through the trees while net curtains blow slightly in the breeze. I prefer to drink the 2L twist-off cap bottle of Oiseau Bleu white wine when I am really desperate though.

― Evangeline, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, maybe you should put a bell 'round her neck so you always know where she's grazing. Eh?

― Mandee, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I know what you are going through, and I know there is no easy answer. I've been there. Let me share with you all the wisdom I have acquired on the topic.

1. If the cow is libidinous and pushy about it, shamelessly doing the merry-go-round 'round the...desert or something, and it happened that the _said_ cow happened to have eaten your skirt not so long ago, then I suggest you to kill 2 birds with one stone doing this http://www.demian5.com/index_060.html

2. that's about it.

If you ever feel down about the whole thing, remember that somewhere on the net, you have the full support of a kind stranger.

― The Hegemon, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick, you'll never marry that cow if you're getting the milk for free.

― Kim, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

don't date oen, don't have one

― Queen G, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

00H YEAH. Cows' arses...very SEXAY. Especially that strong- tasting stuff that births forth from them. Mmmm...(things that make you go - )

― Brave Ulysses, Monday, 1 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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I need wisdom on the _dating a cow_ thing, please!