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All right, if you got the subject line, then you know what I'm talking about, surely. Favorite moments?

― Joe, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

when he is gettin assailed by all the hare krishnas, moonies etc as he shoves thru the airport & he is increasingly violent with each of em & the scientologist screams as he judo-throws him over his shoulder "SCIENTOLOGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

― , Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

if this is what i think it is:

please, don't call me shirley

― Queen G, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I really loved this movie when I was 12 but the more I see it the less funny it becomes for some reason. It's not as if that I find this sort of comedy crap these days, though (I still think "Ah! That's amusing" but I don't really laugh). Maybe I've seen it far too many times. UK TV channels seem to have scheduled it for every single holiday over the last 10 years. Meself, I prefer "Secret Agent" - written and directed by the same blokes (Zucker and Zucker and... someone else) but baffingly underrated and overlooked.

― Chris Lyons, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

police squad!!

― mark s, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Secret Agent", Chris you mean "Top Secret" right? not underrated or overlooked round here, bub!

― , Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"I want to know everything that's happened up to now." "Well, first the Earth cooled, and then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they died, and they turned into oil, and then the Arabs came and they got Mercedes-Benzes! And then Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Diana's clothes! I couldn't believe it! He just..."

Also, from the sequel: "That's _exactly_ what they're _expecting_ us to do." Which has fallen into my standard repertoire of comments.

― Douglas, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the "i've got a drinking problem" gag is always good for a larf if you don't mind dribbling down your shirt a bit.

― fritz, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

there is only one riverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

― suzy, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ever seen a grown man naked?

― nickn, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

shit, fan, ect. And all the other literal gags.

― Graham, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Don't start up with your 'white zone' shit again."

― Douglas, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what about that awesome sight gag in "Top Secret" where the German officer has his boots up on the desk & he gets up & walks across the rm & the boots are still on the desk...OK you had to be there for that one...but OK how bout in the same scene he gets a phone call from the hospital & he's going "I see. Well, let me know if there's any change in his condition." THen he hangs up the phone & announces "He's dead".

― , Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

One of the slightly more bizarre experiences in my high school days was us watching a copy of Top Secret in Spanish class. Yes, it was dubbed into Spanish.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The scene in 'Top Secret' where Val Kilmer faints under torture, starts hallucinating that he's back in high school, wakes up and sighs "Thank god that was just a dream" even though he's still being tortured

― dave q, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Top Secret is fucking brilliant.

"In women's tennis I always root against the heterosexual"
"My name is Hilary. It means she's who's breasts defy gravity."

And there's always the gag of saying "I'll miss you most of all scarecrow!"

― bnw, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Guitar playing woman + drip being knocked out. My god I thought I'd die when I saw that.

Also "Son, have you ever been in a Jap POW camp?"

― Sam, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"There is a schnauzer in my lederhosen."

― Damian, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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