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tell me about them

― anthony, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

have you had a road to Damascus conversion and want to find out what you've been missing?

― DV, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

they're squishy.

― jess, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i think instant messenger is corrupting anthony.

― jess, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

classic

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

They're this thing.

― Mark C, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I honestly can't answer this question. I'd end up in raptures, sprawling awkward prose all over the screen while trying to verbalise my love for everything about them. I love them, they're wonderful, and almost certainly my prime motivation on this earth. Swoon.

― Mark C, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's quite enough......it's BEFORE the watershed in many countries young man....

― Ronan, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

anthony do you mean the RUDE BITS by any chance? of course you do. today my favourite BITS of me are my fingers as i am wearing shiny new rings, lalala. but you don't want to hear about that, you just want the DOWN BELOW area i'll be bound! well my BITS are quite happy and fragrant from bathing this morning thank you very much. how are yours?

― katie, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.transfeminism.org/conspire/img/pin-cunt.gif

― Queen G, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.genusrecords.com/images/cunt.JPG

― Queen G, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

like i said - happy, fragrant and from certain angles looking like the PITS OF HELL!!

― katie, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

or a peach pit

http://web.ukonline.co.uk/n.paradoxa/peach.jpg

― Queen G, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Lucky that my bits are happy and fragrant/So you don't confuse them with a peach pit."

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Last week Hank had a cut on his leg that looked like womanly bits. It's healed up now.

― Samantha, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"I honestly can't answer this question. I'd end up in raptures, sprawling awkward prose all over the screen while trying to verbalise my love for everything about them. I love them, they're wonderful, and almost certainly my prime motivation on this earth. Swoon."

-what he said.

― Deadman, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan Perry = coochie translation machine.

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

coochie??!?? kerrikey that's a new one on me. have just realised that the "Pits of hell" picture also looks like the back of yr throat... am slightly worried (but not all that much)

― katie, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i like to perve at my own cleavage.

― di, Wednesday, 3 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

see i thought the pits from hell was a painting of the cunt from the inside looking out...

― Queen G, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

see also: img src="http://www.elle.finn.btinternet.co.uk/Bits2.jpg">

― Queen G, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

grr

http://www.elle.finn.btinternet.co.uk/Bits2.jpg

― Queen G, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I really hope that those bits aren't to scale, because if they are, putting them back together will yield one freaky-looking woman.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Is "Our Bodies, Ourselves" not availabe in your local library, anthony? I'm sure that book could help answer your questions.

― rosemary, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i haven't had much experience with "woman bits" (continuing the assumption that we're talking muff regions here), except for my own which are one of my greatest joys in life.
i remember reading kathy acker say something like comparing the taste of cunt goo to the vanillery taste of the creme inside oreo biscuits. I was really happy to finally taste oreas a couple of years later, even though i don't think it tastes cunty really well maybe just a little sometimes maybe but i do love vanilla flavout yum yum yum oh and yum woman bits mmmmmmmm.

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I wonder how well a biscuit that had a "generic" vagina taste would actually sell..

― electric sound of jim, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hey everyone who wants to know about "woman bits", please please chekk out this article about how big and special and great and inadequately studied/understood clitori are

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sometimes i love australia.

― Queen G, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one month passes...

woman's bits aren't a mystery, they are their to provide pleasure and understanding. The taste alone is worth it. I would go down on a woman for hours if allowed.I miss that greatly. if I'm with my man I like to go down after sex, because the taste is of both of us.

― Damaris Marie Hane, Sunday, 12 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

i bought a used copy of our woman our selves today.

― anthony easton (anthony), Friday, 6 September 2002 06:08 (twenty-two years ago)

one month passes...

this thead deserves to live. More women's bits!

― Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 24 October 2002 10:55 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

"I could never be a woman. I'd just sit at home and play with my breasts all day." - Steve Martin, L.A. Story

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 8 October 2004 19:31 (twenty years ago)

i could so totally be a woman

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 8 October 2004 19:36 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

This thread is a marvel.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 November 2004 20:13 (twenty years ago)

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