Have you ever been misquoted?

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As referred to elsewhere, when I was 16 I was a 'Young Socialist'. What with one thing and another, I ended up going to the 'Young Socialists Summer Camp' in the Forest of Dean in 1986. This was basically a front for various Trotskyite tendencies in the party at the time, as far as I could see. Because I was the sole "young person" in attendance, I was interviewed by Militant! about my experience. I was having a miserable time, so I mumbled "s'alright, I spose". The next week, next to a pic of myself, I found my comments had been translated by an ingenious sub-ed to read: "The summer camp is great! It shows that young people are standing up to the Kinnock-ite witchhunts and building a genuine socialist mass movement!" Needless to say, I let my membership expire shortly afterwards.

But have you ever been misquoted?

stevie t, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

NO but once I was interviewed as "dink-of-the -street" about porn and then when they broacast it they had all these question marks flashing around teh screen like I was crazy

Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not only are you crazy Mike but you amell.

Pete, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ooops, misquoted myself there. What I meant to say is - of course - that Mike smells. So I can say i am constantly misquoting myself...

Pete, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

THank you . I 'm a crazy stinkbomb. I feel so...proud.

Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, but it was in stupid interviews with smallpond local press that affected no one and nothing but stupid rivalries with local scene bands whose current idea of a media soundbite is "do you want fries with that?"

Kate the Saint, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Lots. In ads, reviews, press-releases and so on and so forth.

Paul Strange, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ooh! I have kind of supposedly 'mis-quoted' someone also. When I was editor of 'Poetry News', we had to run an article by some tosser from an avant-garde-a-clue performance poetry troupe the Poetry Society were sponsoring. His illiterate mewlings included the claim that they were cooler than all the mainstream poets because "WE TAKE DROOOGZ!!!". Under advice from the Director of the PoSoc I edited out the reference to the drugs (in total: TWO WORDS), for fear of upsetting the bluerinse Poetry Please element in the Society's membership, who might have worried we were using their subscription fees to fund drug-addled egomaniacs. When the issue appeared, the aforementioned fucktard composed a press release which he sent to all national newspapers and magazines accusing me of being one of the SQUARES and a FASCIST CENSOR to boot. Thankfully, the only people who picked up on it were Time Out, for the express purpose of making the tosser look even more like a twunt than he already was. Huzzah!

stevie t, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hopkins used to claim that I misquoted him in Q. I, however, have the tape. Being a good journalist, what I had actually done was gently nudge him into saying something that he would never normally have said. Scummy, but not actually misquoting.

Mark Morris, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was once misquoted as saying that Morris was a friend of mine. Bah.

Actually, I still maintain I was misquoted. If you have a tape, it has clearly been tampered with by the scary faceless forces of Those Who Are Out To Get Me (General Secretary and President: M. Morris).

Tim, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

??? What was Hopkins doing in Q?

Stevie, didn't chickfactor misquote you? Well, at least they can spell 'Poughkeepsie'. That's more than I could, till I read the interview where you were accurately quoted as saying it.

I am *always* being misquoted. Just not in the press, like you cool Stillmanesque kids.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Not misquoting but I'd be interested to know from the journos here how common this is... A friend of mine who worked on a local newspaper was writing a story on an old man who had been beaten up by some teenagers. When he got back from interviewing the man, his editor had put together a front page with the headline 'SCUM!'. My friend pointed out that the man had never actually said they were scum, so the editor made him phone the man again.

Friend: 'Hello Mr X. Those boys are scum, aren't they?' Man: 'They certainly are.' Friend:'Thankyou very much!'

The story was printed the next day.

John Davey, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

chickfactor didn't misquote me, they just made me look like an alcoholic FULE by pestering me about my so-called "love" "life" and not correcting my ungrammatical stream-of-drunkeness. But they DID print a nice pic (www.chickfactor.com) which had done wonders for my reputation with the Manhatten crooning lumberjack community, so THAT IS OK.

stevie t, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'he said that i said the jews were a wicked people? (laughs) oh man, that tape was altered, i didn't say that. he changed the tape, i would never say that'

ethan, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tim: I have said it before, I'll say it again in public - I didn't misquote you, but I clearly stitched you up a little. Whether you consider me a friend is of course up to you, but damn, if I was out to get you, I'd do a better job of it. I hope.

Mark Morris, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've only been interviewed twice, and the first time was when I was 5 so I couldn't say if they misquoted me or not. The second one was fine.

Nicole, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

On consideration, I quite like the idea of being "scary faceless forces."

Mark Morris, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, that is OK. But Stevie, you're not an ungrammatical drunk, are you?

Look, somebody tell me, please - what the hell was Tim Hopkins doing in Q???

the pinefox, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's dull story, Piney old boy, and just a small part of a far grander scheme by which I harnessed the forces of the darkside to keep Exeter City stranded in the dungeons of the Football League, and denied the Stockholm Monsters their rightful place in the pop canon.

Mark Morris, Wednesday, 25 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yep about being ex'd a couple of years ago. They cut some realvent lines.
Having words and puncuation missing in Poetry in mags is alot worse though.

anthony, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Being quoted out of context is (generally) worse than being misquoted cuz it's given to greater distortion of yr intent. My worst media misrep wuz a lousy newspaper article last year — no misquotes, nothing out-of-context, but rife w/ [damaging] misfacts about me & former job. Other'n getting private apology, twas nothing I could do about it, those miserable fucking fucks. Lesser extent, that job wuz also subject of bogus 60 Minutes segment which kinda implied I'd been fired when in fact resigned due to better offer elsewhere = me irked, not majorly. Live by sword, die by sword.

AP, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Wow, I am always impressed at how famous everyone is. Can you give context AP ?

anthony, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I got my picture taken by a fashion magazine - ok forget that - but I never said anything and then under my photo they wrote some crap like 'I like to think of myself as retro-conservative' or something as if I said it. But then my friends thought it was clever. I DID NOT! And can you believe how many people you'd never expect look in stupid magazines? Stupid magazines that are three years old?

maryann, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

six years pass...

Hopkins was in Q

the pinefox, Thursday, 29 May 2008 08:55 (eighteen years ago)

ok well im super drunk right now after playing bass in an awesome metal show and i have a hot chick waiting for me in my bed so ill say this:

fuck tom and his nu style of banning whatever he wants whenever he wants (sans admin log)

hey.. if i was a dude in his 30's, post failed marriage from an ilx chick, in a dead end job that never got laid, and had barely any irl friends i would love anonymously modding ilx too...

basically: this is the only thing dude has control of in his life.

even when he gets drunk he spends his time modding ilx. kinda sad.
fine.

you can say 6000 registered ilxors were good today but one of them that was actually totally cool, brought the lols and was a solid dude got banned for no reason was enough for me to say "fuck this shit"

tom millar obviously loves the "this is the thread where i say"
style of pussy ass bullshit posts that make ilx terrible. just see idiot thread board for that bullshit. its basically the same 4 ilxors talking about their bullshit lives that no one asked about plus tom telling us how wasted he is.

its like an episode of sex in the city with tom and ned adding in there 2 cents once in a while. wow what bunch of lols.

im not one to make a big post about leaving but fuck this shit. for reals. im leaving for gershy who is a real bro and "GOD FORBID!!!!" bumped threads that already existed....

this board is now just a bunch of rich college kids and dumb fat bitches (lets get real.... even the actual rock stars that post here are academic morons.) that wanna talk about the politics of messenger bags and facebook profiles. obviously tom wanted this. you can tell by his "dudes im totally wasted!" posts all over the dumb ass molify lingbert thread. so hay! you got what you wanted, tom!

i hope your life of never getting laid by anyone other than ally and being stuck in a dead end job is finally giving you what you wanted in life. everyone hates you btw. but hey as long as you rule who gives a fuck right?

chaki, Thursday, 29 May 2008 09:47 (eighteen years ago)

chaki's on a rampage...!

RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 29 May 2008 09:48 (eighteen years ago)

He's gone postal

Tom D., Thursday, 29 May 2008 09:49 (eighteen years ago)

You know if I had a girl waiting in my bed... o_O

RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 29 May 2008 09:51 (eighteen years ago)

yes

the pinefox, Thursday, 29 May 2008 09:51 (eighteen years ago)

I mean ILX vs. Hot Babes, c'mon dude.

RabiesAngentleman, Thursday, 29 May 2008 09:51 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

yes i have.

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 09:24 (sixteen years ago)

Not in any formal sense, but I have been misquoted many times during internet (*ahem*) debates, where the person seeking to undermine my position puts quotation marks around a wildly inaccurate paraphrase of what I wrote. This is stupidly easy to call them out on, since what I really wrote is always available by scrolling up. Doesn't stop people from doing it, though.

What is galling is that stupid shit like that is such a quick and easy method for derailing any sort of adult discussion and devolving it into bickering that it generally works as intended -- if only to halt the process of their losing the argument and making everyone following the exchange forget your original point.

Aimless, Sunday, 3 January 2010 18:30 (sixteen years ago)

i'd never actually seen where the "i have a hot chick waiting for me in my bed" thing came from before

thomp, Sunday, 3 January 2010 18:35 (sixteen years ago)

that's the real reason i revived the thread tbh

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 18:37 (sixteen years ago)

definitely been misinterpreted

velko, Sunday, 3 January 2010 20:20 (sixteen years ago)

;)

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 20:21 (sixteen years ago)

In college I was part of a campus group that was trying to get our school to leave Division IA in football and basketball and do things like reduce athletic scholarships, stop spending ridiculous amounts on top-of-the-line athletic facilities, etc. It was a crucial part of our platform that we were not against sports, just against "big-time" or professionalized college sports, and we always emphasized this.

Nonetheless, somehow a campus daily reporter had me in the paper as saying something along the lines of "Sports aren't good for the university," which I'm not even sure was a misquote and may just have been made up. I was quite livid about it at the time.

pithfork (Hurting 2), Sunday, 3 January 2010 20:35 (sixteen years ago)

Hurting 2: was that the ru 1k?

Dinosauciers (los blue jeans), Sunday, 3 January 2010 20:47 (sixteen years ago)

harvard professors misquote me all the time. it's "buck naked" for christ's sake

voluptuous velociraptor rapture (CaptainLorax), Sunday, 3 January 2010 21:03 (sixteen years ago)

when i was an education reporter, a student at a local high school paper wanted to interview me about being a journalist or something or other, so i said sure. she was nice and the interview went fine, but a few months later i saw the article and it was hilariously wrong in every aspect, from basic facts about my background to completely fabricated quotes. i wasn't anything but amused, but it did make me hope nobody i'd ever written about had ever felt that way when reading my articles.

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 3 January 2010 21:13 (sixteen years ago)

Luckily not, but some remarks made by A Certain Lead Singer in an interview I did caused an absolute shitstorm and he tried to tell his PR he was misquoted. Not a chance - was happy to give her a transcript of the relevant page and ACLS had to apologize to me. Dude remains friendly to this day, as prolly really wanted remarks to appear because they were about AN Other musician (or three).

Whenever I used to do those 500-word new band pieces back in the day I warned the subjects that their remarks might have to be condensed/spliced for length and most were cool with that.

sacher torte reform (suzy), Sunday, 3 January 2010 21:25 (sixteen years ago)

i think that rant has been misquoted before.

sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 23:03 (sixteen years ago)

I think I've been misquoted in the Targum too, actually! Though I can't remember where or when. I just remember reading it and thinking "I didn't actually say that..."

Without Curves, I would feel deflated. I like Curves. They are best. (Stevie D), Sunday, 3 January 2010 23:18 (sixteen years ago)


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