Dear Ma$e...

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I am one of your biggest fan!!!!!!! Why did you stop making rap music? I love HARLEM WORDL and it makes me happy to see you smile. I am lost without you and Puffy Diddy makgin new sounds with your beautiful mouth. PLEASE right new song to save ux from this new metal BULLSHIT!!!!1

Peace,

― A Sad Fan, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, and Ma$e, if you're reading this please note that Dan Perry WUVS you.

Please record again and fulfill his dreams! Don't you want to make a young boy happy?

― Nicole, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Indeed, Mr. Perry wishes to duet with you, Reverend Doctor Sir Ma$e, but feels his voice cannot approach the power of your instrument (or your vocals for that matter).

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am currently in negotiations w/ Ma$e to syndicate an advice / pop cult column. I think there's an audience for his particular brand of wit & wisdom. If you think so, too, SPEAK UP HERE!

If the writing's fit, you're too legit! To quit!

― Johnnie C., Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Now Nicole, i don't know what you're talking about "making a young boy happy." Catholics may be into that shit, but not whatever it is that I am now. Whatever that may be. Seems to me this board is crawling with all sorts of filth that i would scrape off the bottom of my British Knights (brother can't afford Jordans on the Lords salary, you know) on the side of the gutter. still though, you seem like a good buncha kids, so uncle Ma$e isn't going anywhere just yet.

I also just wanted you to know that Puffy and I are still searching for the real killers.

Your Pal,
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Ma$e.

― jess, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The glove don't fit! Damn it, I said THE GLOVE DON'T FIT!

Yours,

― Litigious in L.A., Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No matter how hard you all try, I refuse to dissovle into a bitter ball of hatred.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

bb..b...but i thought dan perry wuvved linkin park!

― geeta, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Linkin Park = sunny ball of hatred. Repeated Ma$e exposure = bitter ball of hatred.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In the end, it doesn't even matter.

― Daver, Thursday, 4 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

six years pass...

save ux

― deej, Friday, 23 May 2008 21:37 (seventeen years ago)

lamest sockpuppet thread ever?

― and what, Friday, 23 May 2008 21:44 (seventeen years ago)

its the subtle touches

― deej, Friday, 23 May 2008 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

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