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what does your ear wax semll like?

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Salt & vinegar chips...I can no longer eat them...

Cheese and oniona re fine though, none of my excretions smell like that...I think...

ANd yours?

― Queen G, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My god, you're right about salt and vinegx0r! My urine often smells of sugar puffs, which i never eat. Is that okay?

― Mark C, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

that it smells of sugar puffs, that you don't eat sugar puffs or you don't eat your urine?

ooh and does that mean everyone's ear wax smells like salt and vinegar? weird

― Queen G, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ear wax smells of the finger you picked it out with silly.

― Pete, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

That's why you should use your feet.

― Sam, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Or your tongue.

― Sam, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

EXCEPT if you have ulcers. Or gingivitis.

― Sam, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

On your tongue, not in your ears. Also, ear-testicles contribute to the smell of ear wax as geoff well knows.

― Sam, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

la, la, la.

― Sam, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

nothing like candle wax, bizarrely.
My wee smells like the inch long antibitoic capsules they're making me take at the moment.

― MarkH, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Beware of cleaning your ears out too often, a friend of mine has just ruptured her outer ear drum by doing this.

I say just, but she spent three months waking up with blood on her pillow before thinking the doctor's was a sensible option.

― Anna, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Pshaw, blood on the pillow is nothing. I would go to thetors unless half my brain evacuated itself during the night.

― Pete, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I (almost) never get ear wax, I'll let you know when I do.

― chris, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it doesn't smell like much at all. but the taste - now there's something worth discussing

― minna, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Urgh. I have gone deaf from people trying to clean out my ears.

― Sarah, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"HOW CAN YOU HEAR????"

Well hmph they are not THAT mucky.

― Sarah, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My ear wax smells of NOTHING, sad to say. Salt & Vinegar crisps sounds pretty good. I eagerly await queen g's next "what does your (bodily yakky stuff) smell like" thread. I haf noticed that the slimy gunk which accumulates behind my ears on a hot day smells really really vile. MMmmmmmm.....

― Norman Phay, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Seagulls.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three weeks pass...
Well, I am so glad that someone brought this up. It is something that has been bothering me for so long. I have always wondered if I was the only one with salt and vineger smelling ear wax. That is so cool yo. But if I pick my ass first...it smells really raunchy. But I don't think that that is the ear wax. So yeah ok. TTYL Sammy

― Samantha Heinlein, Thursday, 2 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

woah, mixng asas and ear wax = sexiest combo i have heard of for long time...if i wasn't in an intenert cafe, I would do it.

― QUeen G on the move, Friday, 3 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

When I eat too much chocolate, my urine smells of Sugar Puffs. I think the honey monster has the same problem.

― Iain Wright, Wednesday, 15 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what about when you eat too many sugar puffs? does it smell like chocolate?

― Queen G's netherlands, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Why does cum smell like chlorine?

― matthew m., Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

^^^^^^^ hahaha, TRUTH!!!!

― Ramosi, Thursday, 16 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

why does toe jam smell like phunk?

― Geoff, Friday, 17 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...
very basic (ant. of acidic).

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 5 November 2003 21:39 (twenty-two years ago)

two years pass...
what a rich thread.

― kephm (kephm), Thursday, 18 May 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)


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