LORETTA LYNN COULD KICK YOUR ASS

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― anthony, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Her new autobio is out and it shows a hard life, with her being beaten by her husband, 6 kids, breasts leaking black goo from a botched operation and a whole bunch of people fucking her over finically and yet she deals with it with a permanat grace .

― anthony, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I love REAL breastesses. Black Gluid leaking from Breests=DUD. I love Lorretta Lynn too.

― Deadman, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

being still somewhat intoxicated from last night means my fingers tend to hit the wrong keys/or I can't spell.

― Deadman, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yes but would she smell my earwax?

― Queen G, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I must agree with the Deadman on this one. Black goo has its place in the world and that place is not "coming out of a woman's breasts".

― Dan Perry, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

We might mention that she was a dead good singer too, if not in the Tammy/Dolly/Patsy class - serves her right for not changing her name to Loretty ('Lorry' is out of the question of course).

― Martin Skidmore, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'Coalminer's Daughter' = Michael Apted's only halfway decent flick.

― Andrew L, Friday, 5 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I say Loretta was better than Tammy, but I'm not in the mood to fight about it.

― Sean, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Martin- Loretta could eat all of those woman for breakfast, she rulz ok?

― anthony, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

nine years pass...

in the hospital :C

― Waxahachie Swap (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 23 October 2011 01:18 (fourteen years ago)

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