if you were pauly shore what would you do to ressurect your career?

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id sleep my way back to the top or maybe fake my own death much like in 'you'll never wiez in this town again'

jim, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd probably try animal sacrifices.

Lindsey B, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

three years pass...
http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/The_Island_premiere/8_273x400.jpg

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

hott

dahlin (dahlin), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:04 (twenty years ago)

BIO-DOME 2

latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

surreal life.

AaronK (AaronK), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

I'd try and get a part in Sopranos or Six Feet Under, maybe write a comic novel.

Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

That photo makes me think he should be cast as David Paymer's son in something.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:07 (twenty years ago)

http://www.lethaldeath.com/Crimson/Images/ResidentDVDvil/Pauly%20Shore%20is%20Dead.jpg

but ok i'm looking forward to this minding the store thing he's doing.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 14 July 2005 05:02 (twenty years ago)

I think he should star in a Punch Drunk Love-style vehicle that uses his schtick in an (even more) unfunny way.

Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 14 July 2005 05:14 (twenty years ago)

kill someone else with a flagging career, or kill adam sandler and eat his heart and take on his power.

Menelaus Darcy (Menelaus Darcy), Thursday, 14 July 2005 08:13 (twenty years ago)

three years pass...

From my Twitter: OH MY GOD PAULY SHORE IS COMING TO MICHIGAN TO SEE ME RIGHT BEFORE I MOVE!!!

This is from a girl who has his autographed tattooed on her. She makes me weep.

Allen, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

Erm, his autograph.

Allen, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 17:58 (seventeen years ago)

I can't decide if she's potentially great or History's Greatest Monster. I mean it's one or the other.

RabiesAngentleman, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 18:01 (seventeen years ago)

1 minute latter: I AM SERIOUSLY THE HAPPIEST GIRL ON THE FUCKING PLANET RIGHT NOW. HOW PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Allen, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 18:06 (seventeen years ago)

sounds like pauly shore's gettin' laid this weekend.

chicago kevin, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 18:07 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3105/2674224991_831f51975b.jpg?v=0

Allen, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 18:24 (seventeen years ago)

looool very bizarre

Surmounter, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

i didn't know he had fans like that!

Surmounter, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 18:26 (seventeen years ago)

what a weird place to get a tattooo

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 18:30 (seventeen years ago)

But DAMN - Pauly, have a great time this weekend, bud.

B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 16 July 2008 19:11 (seventeen years ago)

i didn't know he had fans like that!

salsa shark, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 19:16 (seventeen years ago)

i don't know what i'd do to resurrect my career if i were pauly shore but if i were pauly shore i would totally go meet that girl

goole, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 19:17 (seventeen years ago)

From her Tumblr:

WED JUL 16

Four days ago.

Pauly: How is your summer?
Me: It's good. I am actually moving to Boston in August.
Pauly: Wow! Why Boston?
Me: I just needed to get out of here and I really loved Boston when I was there in June.
Pauly: That is so awesome. How adventurous!
Me: Unfortunately I won't be able to make it to Cincinnati the weekend of the 22nd because I'm leaving right around then and need to save as much money as possible. I wish I was seeing you before I left. Especially since my birthday is the 26th.

Now.

I CANNOT STOP SMILING. I AM GOING TO HAVE THE BEST LAST-WEEK-IN-MICHIGAN.

Allen, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 21:07 (seventeen years ago)

I really hope I’m contributing to a future Gawker post.

Allen, Wednesday, 16 July 2008 21:09 (seventeen years ago)

I thought this was funny, via her Twitter: I am attracted to men that I personally find powerful. Maybe not traditional power but I just realized that's a huge factor for me.

Maybe we're underestimating the power of Pauly Shore?

Allen, Thursday, 17 July 2008 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

this girl sounds too good to be true

Surmounter, Thursday, 17 July 2008 15:49 (seventeen years ago)

... and our story comes to an end:

Was I completely used? Something to ponder!

Allen, Thursday, 17 July 2008 22:58 (seventeen years ago)

"I am attracted to men that I personally find powerful. Maybe not traditional power but I just realized that's a huge factor for me."

http://www.yourtownisnext.com/vigo.jpg

and what, Thursday, 17 July 2008 23:00 (seventeen years ago)

Answer to this question: "interesting" cameo casting in brief semi-dramatic roles in indie films.

nabisco, Thursday, 17 July 2008 23:17 (seventeen years ago)

Erm, maybe not:

Pauly and I are obviously meant to be.

Allen, Friday, 18 July 2008 13:44 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

The Pauly Shore girl messaged me today:

Girl: So, last week I had a friend of mine tell me he would pay me if I would have sex with him.

Me: ...

Girl: It's a boy I dated a lot at the beginning of September... he actually took me out on dates, was a real nice guy, but apparently he's gotten kind of jerk-y.

Girl: He works for something called ACORN. He wants to be a politician.

Me: ...

Allen, Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:44 (seventeen years ago)

good thing this news broke post-election, am I right?

nabisco, Thursday, 6 November 2008 22:47 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

She now has a Tumblr devoted to their ‘relationship’:

10 Reasons Why I Love Pauly Shore

001. The movies “Jury Duty” and “Son In Law” were some of my first favourite-movie-evers. I still laugh out loud to certain parts from all of his movies, but these two especially.

002. He has aged extremely well. He takes care of himself by eating healthy and exercising, and even though he’s 40, he still looks great. I’ve felt his biceps, believe me, he’s in shape.

003. He always makes time after shows to come out and sign autographs/pose for pictures with his fans. This is how I got to know him so well, because I was patient and wanted to speak with him last - that way I could say more than just “hello”.

004. His stand up is 50% new material, 50% amazing old material. He has some stand-up routines that just never fail to bring the laughter, but he also changes his nights to fit current events and world news.

005. He has made me a part of his routine. He has a bit that he does about meeting people off Myspace, and talks about me (how we met, embellishing it for comedy) and, when I’m there, asks me up on stage.

006. He asked about Chloe when she ran away for a week in 2007. I went to down to Kentucky for a show of his and he was genuinely concerned about me and my cat.

007. He can make fun of himself but he’s also sensitive. There’s nothing worse than a person who can’t laugh at themselves, except for a person who is also completely conceited. Pauly knows his career has plateaued, and he uses that for material, but he also takes it to heart when people don’t like him, which makes me love him even more for being soo human.

008. He makes it a point now to talk to me before AND after the show. I’m no longer obligated to hang out afterward, because I always get his attention before the shows even start.

009. He has been amazingly nice to my friends. Buying drinks, introducing us all to other comics and his friends, and letting us on his tour bus to watch “Natural Born Komics” before it was even released.

010. Because when I see him, and he looks at me knowingly and says my name, I can feel my heart swell up and my palms get sweaty. Because after 15 years, I still get butterflies and I still laugh at his jokes and I still completely totally adore him and have incalculable amounts of respect for him.

Allen, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 18:56 (sixteen years ago)

Theo Wankcott (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

what the fuck

J0hn D., Tuesday, 27 January 2009 19:34 (sixteen years ago)

It's a "gag".

Theo Wankcott (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 January 2009 19:41 (sixteen years ago)

paul shore is dead had its moments btw

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 19:42 (sixteen years ago)


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