which celebrity would you assasinte?

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if you could kill any one celeb who would it be? for me it would have to be Will Smith, but it would be a mercy killing due to his downward of poor movies to terrible movies. he should have just stayed the fresh prince.

― jamie, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The Archduke Ferdinand.

― Momus, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

More evidence that Momus is the time traveller he claims to be! :)

― jel --, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm taking the gamble that this isn't the person asking the question, but I'd like to get rid of Jamie Oliver. While he was confined to cooking shows, I didn't notice him, but those ads are so annoying.

― Martin Skidmore, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I read this as: which celebrity would assimilate?

― bnw, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm hurt about the Jamie Oliver thing. Of course, I don't get to see that much of him. If I did see anymore of him I might find him incredibly annoying.

If I could kill a celeb it would be Julia Roberts. Next in line would be Gwen Stefani or Shakira-it would really depend on how much time I would have.

― Lindsey B, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Julia Roberts seems to be a crazy new ager

― maryann, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I mean it's not obvious, but she kind of seems like that in interviews

― maryann, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

maybe Durst. not only does he suck, but through his actions, many others have been brought to suck also, with no end in sight

― Ron, Saturday, 6 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Julia Roberts is going to assassinate someone. She has a kind of crazed stare.

― maryann, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

she has crazed teeth

― unknown or illegal user, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i think i would assassinate madonna. imagine all the prestige i would get! and anyway, she's kinda boring now, i'd be doin the world a favour.

― di, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Thom Yorke, natch

― chris, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

I heard a rumor long ago that Julia Roberts was a functioning heroin addict.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Seriously, I have to defend Julia Roberts because she's the only person in the world who grins crazier than I do. I need her around, people.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I wonder what 'assasinte' means... I bet Dan Perry knows. I mean, it does have the word 'ass' in it.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:41 (twenty-two years ago)

"Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner."

assasinte -- break it down. "ass" is clear, and "asinte" sounds like of like "ascent" but has "in" in it, so all together, it's gotta mean something about "going up and in [the] ass [of]."

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Benifer I stab you in your jugulars.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:48 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's the name of an Italian liquor distilled from assorted ass liquids.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Possibly the poster's fingers were off the home keys and it's supposed to be "assasomyr," which would be gossamer made from ass.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:54 (twenty-two years ago)

"assorted ass liquids"!????!?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, you don't gotta think about it, just drink it.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

From the asses of the many comes the liqueur of the few.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:56 (twenty-two years ago)

Amen, Tep.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 11:44 (twenty-two years ago)

C@therine Zet@ Jones

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:03 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha

Pinkpanther, Are you afraid she'll find you out and hunt you down?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Bob Hope.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Shit.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 12:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Chaka Demus and Pliers

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 13:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Benifer I stab you in your jugulars.

nickalicious, I will provide you with an alibi should you need one. It would be my absolute pleasure.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

do sitting government officials and F500 CEOs count as celebrities or are we only doing popcult?

― nope (Millar), Wednesday, 6 August 2003 21:30 (twenty-two years ago)

five years pass...

I heard a rumor long ago that Julia Roberts was a functioning heroin addict.

― velko, Monday, 20 April 2009 01:26 (sixteen years ago)

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