what do your genitals taste like?

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My ex used to say that my testicles tasted like Vegemite...hers, well, her genitals tasted meatier, like a sweaty casserole, all wrapped up in layers of lickable pastry, and then i've had men who have tasted of something worse than urine, way too salty, closer to bad sardines....what are the best and worst genital flavours you've ever had in your mouth?

― Queen G, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

new pubic answers

― Queen G, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

If I were flexible enough to know what my genitals tastes like, I wouldn't be wasting my time on any message boards.

― Martin Skidmore, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

oh as if you've never tasted yourself on someone else's lips

― Queen G, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like the way I taste but crikey I've met some genitals that were totally foul. People should take far more notice of the taste/odour of their genitals. And their feet. And their under-arms. And their mouths.

― toraneko, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

STRAWBERRHY

― mike hanle y, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

my armpits smell like a three day old bunch of flowers

― Queen G, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm too embarassed to answer this question seriously.

― Pyth, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So answer it dressed in a clown suit.

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

worst literally smelled of novalox that had gone off... when friend, who was occasional lover then, was on rag and threw pad in bathroom trashcan, for the next 24 hours my roomie apparently went apeshit trying to locate the source of this thing... when i got home i knew that smell. i knew instantly what must have happened. "oh my lord" my roomie said. and she looked at me with a kind of fear and respect.

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's not really the taste, then, but the smell. Though the acidity of the vagina still surprises me after all this time. Brings a tear to the eye on occasion.

― Mark C, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have never experienced this Mark. Have you been having sex with particularly vinegary girls?

― Ally C, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The most detail I can give is that they appear to taste like they smell. Which doesn't seem particularly rank. The worst of others, well, there was this one girl who tasted like asparagus pee. There have been a few really nice, sweet tasting genitals, which I could quite happily have.... errrrr i might stop now

― electric sound of jim, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i better not be the last person to post on this thread, otherwise heads are gonna roll

― electric sound of jim, Sunday, 7 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

HOT SMOKE & SASSAFRASS

― unknown or illegal penis, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one month passes...

6 yr old cheese

― Dan King, Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

nothin like a thick slice of fremunda

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Part of me really wants to make a "Tastes like chicken!" joke...

― Dan Perry, Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Every time I think this board has hit rock bottom you manage to invent some new drilling technology.

― N., Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think of it as a gift.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Actually I kind of meant a plural 'you'. With special reference to Geoff and you, I suppose.

― N., Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Godiva Chocolates

― Chris, Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So they taste like Cincinnatti?

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't get it.

― Daver, Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

me neither

― Chris, Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I always understood that Cincinnatti is where Godiva Chocolates are actually made.

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hahahhaHAHA! isn't that hilarious??

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ew. My in-laws live in Cincinnati. EW.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So they are familiar with the taste of Poops McGee's balls, I take it.

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

HATRED.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Wrong, entertainment!

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ned - yr genitals taste like entertainment? so that's what the jam were singing about...

― Queen G the abreviated, Saturday, 11 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i taste just like candy. so dance with me.

i lurve that song, but i would be v worried about a girl who tasted like candy!

― di, Saturday, 11 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Depends on the candy, I'd guess. As for tasting like entertainment, I make no claims.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 11 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Every time I go down on somebody (male or female), I never notice a taste. Dunno why.

― Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo, Saturday, 11 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

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― carne asada, Monday, 28 April 2008 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

"Nut-like"

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 28 April 2008 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

i'd be fine with Pine.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

heh "Woody"

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

bologna

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

Terra cotta, forest floor, and herbes de provence.

― Eazy, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

eau du coq

― ken c, Monday, 28 April 2008 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

This thread.

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Sunday, 3 January 2010 06:58 (sixteen years ago)

"particularly vinegary girls"

― Dif Juz Guys (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:03 (sixteen years ago)

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, April 7, 2002 12:00 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

mega lols!!!!!!

― ian, Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:03 (sixteen years ago)

cotton candy

― latebloomer, Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:03 (sixteen years ago)

'a sweaty casserole, all wrapped up in layers of lickable pastry"

O_O

Pretty sure mine just taste of pussy but hey there are some fancy tasting genitals out there apparently.

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:06 (sixteen years ago)

*experiences immediate posting regret*

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:07 (sixteen years ago)

fancy fancy

― girl moves (Abbott), Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:09 (sixteen years ago)

this thread!!!

― Without Curves, I would feel deflated. I like Curves. They are best. (Stevie D), Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:09 (sixteen years ago)

xxpost

Ha ha.

Mine taste like the rubber blades on windshield wipers. Except dipped in couscous, if that makes sense...?

― Dif Juz Guys (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:10 (sixteen years ago)

no. unless it's a texture thing?

― Without Curves, I would feel deflated. I like Curves. They are best. (Stevie D), Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:18 (sixteen years ago)

jeez guys i found some amazing nsfw follow-up pics!

― Without Curves, I would feel deflated. I like Curves. They are best. (Stevie D), Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:21 (sixteen years ago)

Has anyone else noticed that the trimmed or shorn have a different smell, taste, and altogether different terroir than the bushy? Surely this is as true of either gender, if it's true at all.

― kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:25 (sixteen years ago)

uh, no.

― sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:30 (sixteen years ago)

yeah i think it's pretty much about hygiene regardless of pubes.

― ian, Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:30 (sixteen years ago)

You're just winding me up. :)

― kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:31 (sixteen years ago)

suggesting a new dissertation topic 4u

― sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:32 (sixteen years ago)

Ok, ok. Turning a blind eye to the zeitgeist.

If I flunk because of my paper about buttholes, I'm holding all of you accountable.

― kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 07:35 (sixteen years ago)

as long as you don't fuck my mom - just wanted to remind you.

― sarahel, Sunday, 3 January 2010 09:37 (sixteen years ago)

You're a dear.

― kenan, Sunday, 3 January 2010 09:52 (sixteen years ago)

I love this place.

― krakow, Sunday, 3 January 2010 11:21 (sixteen years ago)

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