things that a woman ain't supposed to see

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Inspired by lyric dump in ILM of "Never Been to Me" by Charlene (sp?). I also have a vaguely miserable memory that DLT may have asked people to phone in with suggestions for this (cf his hil...arious Phoneless Cord trope/meme)

― Alan Trewartha, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Monday morning, urgh, "Herself with her eyes closed in a mirror" type answers.

― Alan Trewartha, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(HEIN?)

― Sarah, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

that's right, i am not making any sense this morning.

― Alan Trewartha, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

are you talking about the Cringe on DLT's Sunday morning show? Or the Think Link perhaps? Hairy monster, (ooh ah ooh ah), run and tell your mummy............

― MarkH, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

think literally, and think laterally. i heart the cringe. no i wasn't thinking of either of those. oh, god, i'm sorry for mentioning DLT at all. please be merciful.

But do you know what truth is? It's that little baby in your arms, etc

― Alan Trewartha, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Has someone spiked Alang's tea?

― RickyT, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When Stevie Wonder called to say "I Love You", why didn't you pick up the phone?

― jel --, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'm afraid to say that I really, really don't understand!

― Sarah, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mr Wonder: "Lately I've been looking in the mirror" -- How does he know, it might be just a very smooth bathroom tile.

― Alan Trewartha, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Charlene had never been to Me coz Me doesn't exist, any more than And, which Thames Turbo trains claim they're going to call at between Slough and London Paddington.

― MarkH, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I could tell you "The Truth ABout Stevie Wonder" but then the biog wigs at Motown would hunt me down and kill me.

― Pete, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the journey time between slough and "And" and "And" and Paddington is about the same.

― Alan Trewartha, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What is this thread about?

― bnw, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I know. It started so promisingly.

― Mark C, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

busted :-(

― Alan Trewartha, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When Marc Bolan said "you won't fool the children of the revolution", he was just plain wrong, wasn't he?

― jel --, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

it depends who he was talking to, surely?

― mark s, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

There is a good possibility that I was concieved with my parents listening to Revolution by the Beatles. That said there is an equal chance it could have been Hey Jude - which was on the other side and is much longer.

You won't fool the Children Of The Hey Jude either though.

― Pete, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why don't we just talk about things men do that they don't want women to know about? and then someone can start the "things that a man ain't supposed to see" thread and we'll talk about the things women do that they don't want men to know about.

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I spotted the first leg waxing of spring this weekend.

― Alan Trewartha, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What, do you lurk in beauty salons? Do you have a spy camera in the treatment rooms? I had my legs waxed AGES ago at the beginning of last month.

― Emma, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How many times: it's *not* lurking, it's perving.

― Alan Trewartha, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

#1 on the list things a woman should not see: Puppetry Of The Penis.
#1 on the list of things a man should not see: Puppetry Of The Penis.

"Real Sex 29" was a BIG DISAPPOINTMENT, let me tell you...

― Dan Perry, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

that's what love is....

― Queen G, Monday, 8 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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