No Way, I Couldn't Imagine

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You got these celebs.....you adore them and love their work (or you dont).....you know they must get their freak on (they got kids, they're good looking, whatever).......but something about them makes it impossible to imagine them having sex.....like imagining your parents fucking, capiche?

I'll start: Crocodile Hunter, Ned Flanders.

Bust it.

― Ramosi, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

patrick stewart, or with women at least.

― ethan, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate Bush

― electric sound of jim, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

frank black, despite how much he talks about sex. marlon brando in any incarnation. marlon wayans in any incarnation.

― jess, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ethan padgett.

― matthew m., Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Eamonn Holmes.

― Jonnie, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

jawson priestley. not with humans

― minna, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

marlon w. boys nevr w. girls
denuve w. woman never w. men

― anthony, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The Great Suprendo (sp?)

― Mark C, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ifind it hard to imagine Ned Flanders having sex becasuese he is NOT REAL (sheesh!).

― Pete, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mrs. Garrett

― Nicole, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Homer gets his freak on, being a cartoon character never stopped him.

― Nicole, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Have you ever seen his penis? Marge's twat? How do we know they are having sex then?

― Pete, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Urrrgh. The thought.

― suzy, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There was that episode where all they did was have sex (or it was implied that they had sex). I'm not keen on the idea of Simpsons porn, so I'm glad I didn't see more than Homer's ass.

― Nicole, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread has hit Homer's bottom.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No - it was the glass church roof that hit Homer's bottom in that episode.

― Pete, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

richard and judy?

― Alan Trewartha, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you see, you thought the thread had hit rock bottom, then Alang "Pubic Zirconium" Trewartha happened along...

― katie, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am insulated by having no idea who Richard and Judy are. Ha!

My contribution would be most of the Beverly Hills 90210 cast. I mean, they built up all of these plot lines about who was jumping into bed with whom, yet I still couldn't take the idea of any of them as sexually-active beings seriously. PARTICULARLY David.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I still find it hard to believe anyone would sleep with David, he was trying to rock a George Michael/Color Me Badd type look for far too long with little success.

However, Donna/Tori looks like a typical porn starlet, so it wasn't so hard to believe in her case.

― Nicole, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://ephing.com/user/thom/b+M+L.jpg

― Queen G, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There's something wrong with that picture, but I can't... quite... hmm, no...

― Alan Trewartha, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.funny-picture.de/funny-picture/toons/simpson_porn.jpg

― Queen G, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.funny-picture.de/funny- picture/toons/simpson_blowjob.gif

If you can't beat em, post more pics from the same site.

― Alan Trewartha, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

HOLY FUCKING HELL!!!!!

― JESS, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

DAMN YOU ALL. I opened this AT WORK.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How quickly were you fired?

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

links to cartoon porn instead of pictures please...

― kevin enas, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've got a T-shirt from a college year-end celebration that's got Calvin pratically lost in the ass of Bart Simpson, who, in turn, is giving head to Jeffy from The Family Circus. Unlike Lisa in the first pic, all of them seem to be having a grand ol time.

― Michael Daddino, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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