oh you can die then you fucking chocolate bastard

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fudge whale ahoy!

― ethan, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i hate you more than words can say.

― jess, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ethan reads too many comic books.

― Brock K., Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Gotta catch 'em all!

― matthew m., Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.carvel.com/images/products/silos/img- special_shapes.gif

― jess, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i put my hand upon yo hip

― bc, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

― Mark C, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ya gotta be there mr carlin

― anthony, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

tee hee.

― jess, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

COOKIE PUSS!!!

― Daver, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Cookie Puss! I will eat your SOUL!"

― Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, Cookie O'Puss is where it's at, hello.

― Ally, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't let Mike Kelley near Jess.

― matthew m., Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

These pussy crumbs are making me itch.

― Samantha, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Puss? That's harsh.

― Ally C, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I lover fudgie

― mike hanle y, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I could have led a long, happy, productive life without ever seeing the phrase "pussy crumbs".

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

die by my eating mwahahahaha

― Maria, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

This was a strange one.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 December 2003 05:30 (twenty-two years ago)

this thread reminds me of the time on howard stern when howard and robin were making fun of fred norris for buying his mom Cookie Puss for her birthday.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 11 December 2003 05:37 (twenty-two years ago)

What comic were they talking about?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 11 December 2003 06:24 (twenty-two years ago)

only i and ethan know the secret of this thread.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 December 2003 06:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Did it involve you spearing a turd in bathtub when you were a child?

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 11 December 2003 06:32 (twenty-two years ago)

i believe it involved me telling him my father used to abuse me by calling me fudgey the whale as a child and beating me with his shoe.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 December 2003 06:33 (twenty-two years ago)

i am conor oberst and i claim my $5.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 December 2003 06:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Um, well I guess we all know the secret now.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Thursday, 11 December 2003 06:38 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.ventana-catalog.com/050_small.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 11 December 2003 06:39 (twenty-two years ago)

ths truth will set you free.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 11 December 2003 06:40 (twenty-two years ago)

The whale! The BROWN WHAAAALE!!!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 11 December 2003 07:21 (twenty-two years ago)

moby brick

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 11 December 2003 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

(give me a minute or two and I can make even more obtuse turd jokes)

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Thursday, 11 December 2003 07:44 (twenty-two years ago)

it's LOG!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 11 December 2003 07:48 (twenty-two years ago)

cookie puss used to be this great make-up company. but i think that they went under. their eyeshadow ruled. so sad.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 11 December 2003 08:16 (twenty-two years ago)

ol' brown shoe

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 11 December 2003 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

brown "shoes" don't make it

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 11 December 2003 08:28 (twenty-two years ago)

So the Cookie Puss revival started here, then.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 11 December 2003 16:37 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

I'm still back on the phrase "pussy crumbs".

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

i believe it involved me telling him my father used to abuse me by calling me fudgey the whale as a child and beating me with his shoe.

-- fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, December 11, 2003

hahaha

― strongohulkington, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

omg Mark C/Anthony exchange

― HI DERE, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

are you allowed to revive a thread to laugh at something you said yourself?

― kenan, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

No.

― HI DERE, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

did anyone stop me?

― strongohulkington, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

that's hardly the point

― kenan, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

nice thread i liked it thx

― jhøshea, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

i really did get called fudgy the whale as a kid though

heartless little bastards

― strongohulkington, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://rowlandsoffice.typepad.com/weblog/images/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

― kenan, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

I am cold and cruel and will go to hell, I know this.

― kenan, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

This thread makes me want chocolate covered blubber.

― nickalicious, Friday, 25 May 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

LOL @ ur pain

― kv_nol, Friday, 25 May 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

are you allowed to revive a thread to laugh at something you said yourself?

it beats copying n pasting "hilarious" IM exchanges you took part in.

― Granny Dainger, Friday, 25 May 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

four years pass...

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

― Mark C, Monday, April 8, 2002 8:00 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
ya gotta be there mr carlin

― anthony, Monday, April 8, 2002 8:00 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

still hilarious

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

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