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Your first pet's name for your first name and your mother's maiden name for your surname.

Mine: Oscar Anderson

― Michael Bourke, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This is a well known ruse to get access to bank accounts etc. The woman in charge of the Food Standards Agency is called Suzi Leather which I pick as my porn star name.

― Emma, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Heaven's Prickowner

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've heard a slightly different version of this, which is your mother's middle name and your street name. This makes me the oh-so- glam sounding Nicky Copenhagen... (well, it's Nicola, but y'know...). That had never occured to me about the bank details thing, shit... not that I've got any cash to nick, like...

― Andrew Williams, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

All of these things are well known attempt to get key details. The Jedi name gets your place of birth, this one gets your Mum's maiden name. Very useful for breaking into other peoples web accounts as well - usually their password reminder question.

― Pete, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i would like to borrow the name of a surgically enhanced stripper who appeared on jerry springer once.

― candy apples, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Didn't know about the bank details thing but everyone seems trustworthy here, so:

Fluffy Meadows

― scott, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How about your first pet and the street your parents lived on when you were born?

― Sparky Storer, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Ruse to get access to bank accounts"??....I got it off that t.v. show "Will and Grace"...I had no idea.

― Michael Bourke, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Middle name and childhood street = Radio 4 play/romance novelist name. Deanna Alabama

Middle name and name of security blanket/stuffed toy/pet = porn name: Deanna Nightnight

Cos, y'know, Sam Johnson just does not float my boat, or anyone else's.

― suzy, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I always thought Porn Name = middle name / street you were born on. Hence, Anthony Randall. (Though, in that case, I sound like a reedy little thespian blowhard.)

On second thought, I like the original idea better.

― Lucky Rigo, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ha ha! I am now going to access your bank account and drain them into mine then run off to Rio!

― Suzi Leather, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I always did the porn name thing using my first teacher's name rather than mother's maiden name.

― Buffy Dugdale, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Christy Canyon always seemed liek a bad name to me.

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Taking sides: Alexander Clapton vs Tiberius Dibb

― honey glass, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Doing it every way possible: Pet's name / Maiden name: Stormy Lopez
Mom's middle name / street name: Catherine Shelly
Pet / street: Stormy Shelly
My middle name / street: Lydia Shelly
First teacher / maiden name: Kelly Lopez

Clearly, the only acceptable option is Stormy Lopez. I mean, Catherine Shelly sounds like some posh wanker from the 1800s, Stormy Shelly sounds like an idiot, and the others just sound like girls that'd live on your street.

― ALly, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I like this new variant with the teacher's name

― blondie Mcgraw, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Emma, have at it. I hope you can buy something with $4.56 US. (Well, in Rio, maybe you can...)

So, how about some slash fiction using these swanky new names?

― David Raposa, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tony Randall as porn name... I LOVE IT!

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Gender confusion! Pet/street = Lucy Priestley.

― DG, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

thetford road just doesn't give good porn name.

― lenny thetford, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ALly?

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Buffy Conrad

― anthony, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I still want to see a pic of anthony

― Mike Hanle y, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sheba Wood. Note the dichotomy between religious imagery and slang for an erection.

― Billy Dods, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I'd be Magic Singer. Or even better, Black Magic Singer.

― bnw, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Nobody ever warns kids about these things when they call their first pet Benji, do they? I mean, Benji Dormers, what career am I aiming for, the south coast panto circuit? Pah.

Actually, on second thoughts, it's just as well I don't have the right made-up name for a porn career, I certainly don't have the right anything else for one. Consider this a lucky escape, o rest of world.

― Rebecca, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've never had a pet, the first house I lived in was in the middle of nowhere, and I don't have a middle name, so I'm pretty much left out here. However my sympathy goes out to Mik e's mother, Ms Prickowner.

― Graham, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Since Kitty Hailemariam sounds like an Ethiopian drag queen, I'll go with the street instead: Kitty Glidden.

Sounds yummy.

― Nitsuh, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Archie Weld or Daniel Coombs.

― Otis Wheeler, Thursday, 26 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Those are old man names, not porn star names.

― Ally, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

>Your first pet's name for your first name and your mother's maiden name for your surname.

err, that would make me ginger baker

― loopDandy, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anti-porn, ginge. All members now flaccid. Official.

― suzy, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hmmm, think I will go for Pet's Name, The Name of a Tool, and the Street Name...So, I get:

Dougal 'Hammer' Goldsmith.

― jel, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pet/street: Penny Gribble

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Lennie Thetford does Penny Gribble": porn or erotica?

― mark s, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one month passes...

Tobey Demers

― Gordon McGregor, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

cleopatra turner.

― jess, Friday, 28 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Darkdick Bulgeintohole

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Strawberry Kitchin

― rainy, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Foo Foo Moore

― Lesley Higgins, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

five months pass...

Sounds like fun, let's try this on for size. Shakey Bratton

― Earl M. Martin, Sunday, 17 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

pet/first road - Benny Hillsborough - i shit u not !

― a-33, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

pet+first road = BYRON HIGHAM!

― katie, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pet + Road = Sebastian Darling

― Tim, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pet plus road = Tiggy Longlands!

― Andrew L, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Peter Marymead!

― Jeff W, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pet plus road? er.......ok Bob Ard Na Mara.

Well that worked out BRILLIANTLY DIDNT IT.

― Ronan, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pet's name / Maiden name: Buffy Conrad
Mom's middle name / street name: Jane Inglis
Pet / street: Buffy Inglis
My middle name / street: Steacy Inglis
First teacher / maiden name: Madame Oui Conrad

― anthony, Monday, 18 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pet's name / Maiden name: Kratch Ure
Mom's middle name / street name: Macmillan Mill
Pet / street: Kratch Mill
My middle name / street: Ure Mill
First teacher / maiden name: Mary Reading Ure
Don't know if my line breaks worked. The names sure don't.

― Alix, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pet's name / Maiden name: Sam Johnson Mom's middle name / street name: Lynn Alabama Pet / street: Sam Alabama

My middle name / street: Deanna Alabama or Mercereau Alabama

First teacher / maiden name: Shannah Gillespie Johnson

― suzy, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pet's name / Maiden name: Mogsey Sadler Mom's middle name / street name: Ann Rokesly (or maybe Ann Avenue) Pet / street: Mogsey Rokesly My middle name / street: __ Rokelsy First teacher / maiden name: Janet Sadler

Terrible! All of them, I will have to look to alternative sorces.

― Anna, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

First pet + first road = Sparky Storer. This is marginally better than second pet + first road (= Socks Storer). Um.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 19 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ten months pass...

Pet's name / Maiden name: Tiger Woodall.

That rule could have been invented for me.

― mei (mei), Sunday, 26 January 2003 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, but that's almost a golfer's name = not sexy. I'd be Bimbo Ford, which more or less works except is clearly female.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 26 January 2003 15:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Studley La Moore.I had a strange upbringing.

― Eugene Speed (Eugene Speed), Sunday, 26 January 2003 16:20 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll stick to my own name.Works for me.

― Theopolis P.Wildebeeste (Theopolis P.Wildebeeste), Sunday, 26 January 2003 16:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Laura Luscious, of course.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Sunday, 26 January 2003 18:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Stimpy Freeman!

― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Sunday, 26 January 2003 21:40 (twenty-three years ago)

1. El Duro
2. El Padrote
3. El Jefe

― EL DURO, Sunday, 26 January 2003 21:51 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

I only know the porn name game that is your first pet and childhood street name. So, for me:

Spanky Crestview

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 22 August 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Sultry Indiana

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 22 August 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

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