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inspired by Anthony's fine poetics, I'm hoping this can be a place to post haikus on any topic as the mood strikes you

Ron, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

To set it off, I submit one of my famous animal cruelty haikus: he wondered whether
to micro the cat on low?
no, high is better

Ron, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

my ass flew off- please laugh it makes me feel funny - ha ha

mike hanle y, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

why did i know that this thread was tailor-made fer you-know-wh o?

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but that aint a haik u :-)

Ron, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the car rolled forward
he got out and looked behind
the cat was flattened

Ron, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.stupidanimals.freeserve.co.uk/cats/051.jpg

Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

better get the monster truck

Ron, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My toenales have exploded- who would have thought who would have thought it , eh?

mike hanle y, Thursday, 11 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

a duck on the lake
rocks are thrown from all angles
smiling children laugh

Ron, Thursday, 11 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

clicking on bookmarks
'cannot connect to server'
Greenspun where art thou??

Ron, Thursday, 11 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sweet sweet Cat Power
did I mention I'm in love
with one Chan Marshall?

Ron, Wednesday, 17 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the big, pasty calves
the coochie red like fire truck
Ramosi's passion

Ron, Wednesday, 17 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

didn't this thread happen 2 or three months ago?

misterjones, Thursday, 18 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am impatient and cannot be bothered to check if question's old.

Colin Meeder, Thursday, 18 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

rope tied to its tail
the mare runs after its child
the long tail rips off

Ron, Thursday, 18 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

eight years pass...

double morbidly obese
that is what jhoshea
accused max of being lol

867-5309 (abdul) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)

seven months pass...

I forget how many syllables are allowed in it now

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Monday, 11 July 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

In Japanese, 5-7-5. In English, you may play a bit fast and loose with this, since no one really cares that much about counting syllables.

Aimless, Monday, 11 July 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

I think you just used
way too many syllables
while dissing the Brits

Hot Tub Timelord (Latham Green), Monday, 11 July 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

mathematic skill
shines forth from your haiku
like sun off your pate

Aimless, Monday, 11 July 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

I big man with shows
danced for me just now with boots
my lap is dead now

Hot Tub Timelord (Latham Green), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7264/7436514442_0bb8fcf410_z.jpg

recordbreaking transfer to Lucknow FC (seandalai), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 23:40 (thirteen years ago)

"shat in the blue sea"

Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 12:56 (thirteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Huckabee sits looking at gays
he cries
he vomits
he is lost in God's multiverse

The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Thursday, 26 July 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)


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