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inspired by Anthony's fine poetics, I'm hoping this can be a place to post haikus on any topic as the mood strikes you

― Ron, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

To set it off, I submit one of my famous animal cruelty haikus: he wondered whether
to micro the cat on low?
no, high is better

― Ron, Tuesday, 9 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

my ass flew off- please laugh it makes me feel funny - ha ha

― mike hanle y, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

why did i know that this thread was tailor-made fer you-know-wh o?

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

but that aint a haik u :-)

― Ron, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the car rolled forward
he got out and looked behind
the cat was flattened

― Ron, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.stupidanimals.freeserve.co.uk/cats/051.jpg

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

better get the monster truck

― Ron, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My toenales have exploded- who would have thought who would have thought it , eh?

― mike hanle y, Thursday, 11 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

a duck on the lake
rocks are thrown from all angles
smiling children laugh

― Ron, Thursday, 11 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

clicking on bookmarks
'cannot connect to server'
Greenspun where art thou??

― Ron, Thursday, 11 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sweet sweet Cat Power
did I mention I'm in love
with one Chan Marshall?

― Ron, Wednesday, 17 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the big, pasty calves
the coochie red like fire truck
Ramosi's passion

― Ron, Wednesday, 17 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

didn't this thread happen 2 or three months ago?

― misterjones, Thursday, 18 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am impatient and cannot be bothered to check if question's old.

― Colin Meeder, Thursday, 18 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

rope tied to its tail
the mare runs after its child
the long tail rips off

― Ron, Thursday, 18 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

eight years pass...

double morbidly obese
that is what jhoshea
accused max of being lol

― 867-5309 (abdul) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 November 2010 02:48 (fifteen years ago)

seven months pass...

I forget how many syllables are allowed in it now

― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Monday, 11 July 2011 18:17 (fourteen years ago)

In Japanese, 5-7-5. In English, you may play a bit fast and loose with this, since no one really cares that much about counting syllables.

― Aimless, Monday, 11 July 2011 18:47 (fourteen years ago)

I think you just used
way too many syllables
while dissing the Brits

― Hot Tub Timelord (Latham Green), Monday, 11 July 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

mathematic skill
shines forth from your haiku
like sun off your pate

― Aimless, Monday, 11 July 2011 19:00 (fourteen years ago)

I big man with shows
danced for me just now with boots
my lap is dead now

― Hot Tub Timelord (Latham Green), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 18:35 (fourteen years ago)

eleven months pass...

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7264/7436514442_0bb8fcf410_z.jpg

― recordbreaking transfer to Lucknow FC (seandalai), Tuesday, 26 June 2012 23:40 (thirteen years ago)

"shat in the blue sea"

― Rosie 47 (ken c), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 12:56 (thirteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

Huckabee sits looking at gays
he cries
he vomits
he is lost in God's multiverse

― The Cheerfull Turtle (Latham Green), Thursday, 26 July 2012 20:05 (thirteen years ago)

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