Um, what happened to Christina Ricci?

Message Bookmarked

Bookmark Removed

Is it cruel irony that she looks emaciated and is on Ally McBeal now? Is this a joke?

― bnw, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hollywood corrupts absolutely.

― Ed, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

one month passes...

ya, this was the thread i was looking for. she needs a burger quick. she should fire her agents for putting her in this crap show looking so sickly.

― Ron, Monday, 13 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

She looks like that Murder on the Dancefloor dame now.

― bnw, Tuesday, 14 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Does she still at least have a giant head? tho giant head on emaciated bod gives me the ph34r.

― Alan Trewartha, Tuesday, 14 May 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...

i just saw her at the RNC protest on Sunday--a great celebrity spotting! She looked so much smaller than I ever would have imagined a person to look. She was with some really tall, well-built beardo. Also, her hair kind of looked like it had a bad dye-job. I recognized her by the 1) voice 2) trademark pack of Parliaments sticking out her back pocket 3) the sunglasses didn't really hide her large forehead.

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Monday, 30 August 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

hehehe five head.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 30 August 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

five head is being nice. That's about an eight head.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 August 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Robots, when the hell are you moving out to UCI again?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 August 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll be out by Sept 17 or 18. I'm leaving Chicago on the 13th, with possible stops in Colorado Springs, Santa Fe, and Las Vegas along the way.

― robots in love (robotsinlove), Monday, 30 August 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

too bad john wasn't with you, mark.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Monday, 30 August 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I hate her now.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 30 August 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes but when do I get to C on her F?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 30 August 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

(This despite receiving an award in front of my entire college class, which my professor announced as "Best Critical Writing by a Student With a Crush on Christina Ricci.")

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

In 1998-99 I had dreams about her all the time. Most likely because I had several magazine photos of her tacked above my bed.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I was lonely.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

too much info, jaymc

― amateur!!st, Monday, 30 August 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahahaha Jay gets the TMI card while everyone's all, "So nick, tell us more about how you'd like to C on her F. Would you make a starfish?"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

That's the nature of the beast these days.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

what does "F" stand for?

― idiot, Monday, 30 August 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

forehead?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Face/Finger/Fanny/Femur/Fivehead/Fingernails/Feet

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

john....*we* were dating in 1999! i'm insulted!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ooh baby, let me c on your f(ibula)!"

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

HA HA HA

xpost

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

WAH WAH WAH WAAAAAAH.

― n.a. (Nick A.), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Also, ftits.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

(fwiw I meant "forehead", but carry on)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Pick an easy target, why don't you.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

john....*we* were dating in 1999! i'm insulted!

It was BEFORE we were dating! It was when I was in England!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps her massive forehead reminded you of the sprawling wheat-fields of the Midwest and her large breasts brought back memories of the majestic Rocky Mountains, and you translated homesickness into sexual desire.

― n.a. (Nick A.), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

i still have a huge thing for her

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, I was trying to work out that C on your F thing, it made no sense 'til now.

I remember her looking pretty on the Cover of Face from around 1998.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

i swear after i hit submit the screen read: interesting message!

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, jel, that was one of the magazine photos above my bed. October issue, I think? It was a pretty good pictorial inside.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i still have a huge thing for her

Are you people going to let this one go?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

haha! Yeah I think so, I think I may still have the issue somewhere!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

like on the ceiling? or above your headboard?

xpost

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Above the headboard. The ceiling would be too creepy.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay, it wasn't the cover, I guess, but I cut out this photo from that issue.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Yep! I still have it (I never throw anything away!)

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

didn't i give you that issue of interview magazine from january of a couple o' years ago? she was on the cover...

― kelsey (kelstarry), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I have that somewhere, actually. And the Rolling Stone from December 1999.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh I remember that RS spread.

― n.a. (Nick A.), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread is like a freight train of low-level creepiness.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I blame my brother for reviving the thread.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:11 (twenty-one years ago)

more creepy than the "have you ever urinated on someone?" thread?

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

in a different way, yes.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

oh goody

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i won't be posting opinions to any of these type of threads until i get over my "everyone looks good to me" phase.

― amateur!!st, Monday, 30 August 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

She has a forehead the size of Guam.

I like her, though.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:34 (twenty-one years ago)

She looks like a Blythe doll, and that is a compliment.

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www006.upp.so-net.ne.jp/inacolle/collection/blythe/doll_yuka2.jpg

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

She does, too... wow.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

no wonder mark ryden did a portrait of her.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

She looks like a Blythe doll, and that is a compliment.
-- Leon Czolgosz (nicole.kessle...), August 30th, 2004.

this is amazingly OTM

― amateur!!st, Monday, 30 August 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

well y'all just figured me out. ryden and blythe roole. so do parliaments

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.fineart-gallery.com/ricci-black2.jpg

― kelsey (kelstarry), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:45 (twenty-one years ago)

im still a bit upset i missed his one east coast gallery showing a couple years back

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i would've been. sorry to hear that you did.

― kelsey (kelstarry), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

He designed an album cover for a friend of mine!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

really?! that's awesome!

― kelsey (kelstarry), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

what band?

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

She has a fivehead.

― San Carlos, Monday, 30 August 2004 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Never mind, it was Daniel Martin Diaz, who is also really good.

And I'm retarded.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

i wonder if she goes through a lot of stridex

― amateur!!st, Monday, 30 August 2004 19:14 (twenty-one years ago)

it took you way too long to come up with that

― kephm (kephm), Monday, 30 August 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

oh but it's a beaut'

― amateurist!, Monday, 30 August 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.