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well maybe.

Anyway somewhat surprisingly I have booked tickets for Glastonbury. This will be the first time I've ever been to a festival and was prompted in part by my thinking christ I'd better go before I'm 30. I realise this is a sad and ageist way to go about things but I can't seem to shake it off - it's a late 20s crisis! And it's happening to me!

What other things should I do before next March 23rd?

― Tom, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(not broomfucking)

― Tom, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

have anal sex with a midget,/he can ride yr cock like a hobby horse/Up and down and allarround he fidgets/and you are a festivial yourself of course.

― anthony, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Learn to love soup.

― Emma, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That is fishing for a compliment and I am happy to oblige.

HEY EVERYONE! Emma made watercress soup for us on Saturday and it was the first soup I've eaten and enjoyed for about TWENTY YEARS! NUM NUM!

― Tom, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sorry but I am having a crappy week (/life) so felt entitled to fish a bit. Carry on with your late 20s crisis.

― Emma, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Emma I sympathise. The mid-20s crisis was loads worse than the late- 20s one.

― Tom, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Stay up all night!! Be in a band!! Get someone cute that you don't really like pregnant!! Spend a night in a cell!! Be in the audience on Kilroy!!

I am at a loss a bit, as you can tell.

― mark s, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Go hiking in the night imagining you are being followed by a million people then suddenly realize it's the STARS THE STARS. Spend a night in a tent. Not sleep because you're craving for your own warm bed. Piss behind a small tree realizing everyone can see you. Wash yerself in a a river with two hundred other people and then come out thinking you're oh so clean.

― nathalie, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

mark sinka iz my biograffa

― a-33, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Stuck a water hose in his mouth at full blast so his head can explode Second said hmmmm that's good but I can top it Put an ax up to his head and then he chopped it Blood shot out in every direction The rest didn't know what to do, I made suggestions Put a slug in your mug, overdose on a drug Wet your hair stick a knife in the plug Or be like Richard Pryor set your balls on fire Better yet go hang yourself with a barbed wire Three and Four fell deep into spell and Ran to the zoo, locked themselves in a lion's den Number Five said it ain't worth being alive Smoked a dust suede, mixed it with cynaide The only one to escape was number Six He went home Sat in the tub and slit his wrists

― gareth, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

light you a blunt and kiss your ass goodbye

― bc, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Blimey Gareth that's a bit harsh.

― Tom, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Invent a way to reverse the ageing process.

― Ally C, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hitchhike across Canada.

― Mr Noodles, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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