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WTF ARE THEY AND WHY WOULD THEY MAKE EMMA SAY SPLENDID

anthony, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It is a stupid form of 'exercise' designed to improve your posture & is supposed to be good for strengthening, bad backs etc. In fact it is a lot of lying around / standing around trying to breathe funny. I have no idea why I thought it was splendid. I was incredibly hungover and it seemed healthy I suppose.

Emma, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

btw it is pronounced pee-lar-tayz => hence obviously fraudulent

mark s, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

it keeps our Thorsons division busy publishing expensive, glossy, big-photo-on-each-page, books. they are all rubbish. (I may have said this before, you buy thorsons books = you are mental. unless it's the julian cope thing)

Alan T, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

coo might give it a go ACtually, anything that makes my back better must be worth a shot. i have decided that i am becoming one of those ppl who scores highly on women's magazines "are you a hippy" tests: do i do yoga? yes (well, am going to) pilates? yes (ditto) flotation tanks? yes. alternative/complemntary therapies? yes. do you think the bowel cleaning out thing in Thailand actually looks kind of fun? YES CHIZ it cannot be denied any further.

katie, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ktee COME TO OUR PILATES KLASS it is on Satterday at 5.30 and for beginners rah.

Sarah, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

CRIPES ALANG, DO I BUY THORSONS BOOKS??? *mutters and grumbles and glares balefully at Eva Batt's Vegan Cookery and all the other Thorsons titles on the cooking shelf of the bookshelf* well they are all from CHARITY SHOPS!! i am only a second hand mentalist.

katie, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

S-rah! i think i shall be recording CHOONS with the 'pauling then. if i have finished laying down the bass tracks man by 5.30 will come, if not will attempt the week arfter!!

ktee, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

katieg, thorsons used to be ace and they published lovely vege recipe books (I have the food for thought one), then Collins bought it, and the recipes have largely gone to other imprints, unless it's "How to cook for your water-intolerant child" or whatevah.

Alan T, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i have decided that i am becoming one of those ppl who scores highly on women's magazines "are you a hippy" tests

Well I never.

Tom, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Has anyone done the Japanese Pirate joke yet?

Pete, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yeah but TOm, "Hippy" = fine, for me at any rate. "women's magazine- approved hippy" = another kettle of ball game entirely. do not wish to end up as Bridget Jones character who thinks that even FENG SHUI might be worth trying if means can buy lots of lovely ornaments. mmm. ornaments. SEE WHAT I MEAN!?!? i must KEEP IT REAL MAN!

katie, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ktee you should bring the Pauling down, group pilates will make your groop dynamics and therefore the GROOP even bettah! Hee hee the thort of Aubrey doing Pilates is very amusink.

Sarah, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Vee haf vays of making you tork!

http://images- eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000057BCX.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Sam, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Lynne Robinson is currently working on "The Perfect Face". It's not expected out for a while.

Mark C, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

don't believe the hype!! pilates = fancy word for "soviet calisthenics"

geeta, Wednesday, 10 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Right now, at this moment in time, Mark C is the funniest man in the universe.

Dan Perry, Thursday, 11 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

don't believe the hype!! pilates = fancy word for "soviet calisthenics"

That would be "german calisthenics," thankyouverymuch.

I just started a series of classes (had a previous round two years ago), and would recommend them if you can find a good teacher. (The one who looked down at my butt/bum and giggled was not.) It could be described as "yoga without the metaphysics."

j.lu, Thursday, 11 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I've been attempting regain composure long enough to make a joke about having a butt and a bum, but I'm afraid I'll end looking like an ass.

Dan Perry, Thursday, 11 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like the SNL skit of Gemini's Twin with J-Lo where she says "Pilates, biscottis, lookin' for hotties"

Lady SpeedStik controls the funk 24-7 hours a dizzay!!!

Ron, Thursday, 11 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

german calisthenics ---> sprockets, ja?

geeta, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

My sister tells me Pilates would do me good in terms of loosening my aching muscles and making me more supple.

Can someone who's done it/still does it tell me how it works and opine whether it'd be any good for a 32-year-old hugely unfit stone-overweight bloke?

Also, how much should I expect to pay? Good places to do it in London please!

(I've done Ayengar yoga before and really loved it but just fell out of the habit years back.)

CharlieNo4, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 16:12 (seventeen years ago)

also, is it mainly full of wimmin and will i get laughed at? just checkin'!

CharlieNo4, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

i don't know, what kind of outfit do you plan on wearing?

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 16:28 (seventeen years ago)

flippers and a tutu is normal, right?

CharlieNo4, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 16:38 (seventeen years ago)

I do pilates in a studio three times a week. Start with a buncha mat classes. They're usually cheaper than reformer classes, and they provide a good foundation for any future machine work. I'm in the States, and I pay $165 for a package of 5 mat classes and 5 reformer classes.

Don't wear shorts.

kate78, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 17:17 (seventeen years ago)

that's quite a lot of money isn't it? i mean, i have nothing to compare it to, but i surt of thought it's be cheap like say swimming.

CharlieNo4, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 17:40 (seventeen years ago)

that's $16.50/£8ish per class. i don't think that you'll find courses in a private studio for much less than that.

lauren, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 17:48 (seventeen years ago)

(not saying that's cheap, mind you. that's the reason that i do classes through my gym and not with a studio.)

lauren, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 17:55 (seventeen years ago)

A quick google search shows that it's much more expensive in London.

Here's what I'd do: shell out for a bunch a mat classes and maybe a private class or two. Once you've got the fundamentals down, buy a DVD and do it at home. Pop over to your studio a few times a year to refresh and brush up.

I do a lot of my matwork at home this way, and I go to the studio primarily for the machines.

See if your gym or local recreation center has some classes, too.

kate78, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 17:57 (seventeen years ago)

Don't wear shorts.

More on this please. I sense lulzaplenty...

rogermexico., Tuesday, 12 February 2008 18:09 (seventeen years ago)

i assumed that was just general life advice.

CharlieNo4, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 18:19 (seventeen years ago)

When you start pilates it's infuriating because you have to do tiny movements repeatedly until you get them exactly right and are ready to move on to a slightly less tiny repeated movement. It doesn't have to be expensive: I'm a member of my uni gym, which costs £12.50 a month and classes are included.

Madchen, Tuesday, 12 February 2008 20:35 (seventeen years ago)

When performing pilates moves, oftentimes one's legs are spread or held aloft or both. If you wear shorts, you risk accidental exposure and no one wants to see your balls. Stick with the longer workout pants (trousers)!

kate78, Wednesday, 13 February 2008 03:35 (seventeen years ago)

nine months pass...

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/nov/17/oil-tanker-pirates

Thematically it's like a queer-Pipecock (blueski), Monday, 17 November 2008 15:02 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

So I just did a search for pilates so I could prod some advice out of ILX... and found I'd asked pretty much exactly the same question I was about to pose, 10 months ago!

So, here we are again. 2009 Pilates tips for London pls. Anyone? I will not wear shorts, don't worry!

Background Zombie (CharlieNo4), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 19:54 (seventeen years ago)


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