Working out-- do you do it just to kick people's asses?

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That's my goal. I've been working out on and off for 2 or 3 years now, getting seriouser and seriouser. When I'm huge, I'm just going to beat the shit out of someone who pushes in when I'm trying to get out of the subway. Pick 'em up by their neck and scream at 'em like the Hulk and then throw them to the ground, flex and growl at the other mob of assholes standing around wondering if they should get involved.

― Nude Spock, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

If I wasn't painfully lazy, I'd be Schwarzenegger-sized by now.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I work out just to appropriate my goal of 110lbs. I doubt I could kick anyone's ass at that weight though. I could kick someone's ass at my current weight (135lbs), so maybe I should think about this all over again, because I'm all for kicking asses.

― Ally, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Dude, I mean Nude, being muscle-big won't win a fight, you've gotta know how to fight. Specifically how to throw a punch. Working out's fun, feels good, gets me out of the apt., gives me heightened knowledge of VPL and the female ass, been doing it - crivens - ten years now. Had one serious year, taking supplements, eating crap, got kick-ass strong and bigger than I need to be. Just maintain it now. Equating working out with beating people is fucked, tho'. Obviously.

― AP, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Mr. Cock: Why not just buy a gun and shoot him?

― Kris, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

If owning a gun would make you big and ripply, I'd buy one.

Hmm. That doesn't really sound right, does it?

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I don't work out...I'm working at putting weight on, which I can then at some unspecified date turn into muscles.

― james e l, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Kris, that's a bit extreme, don't you think? A severe screaming and beating should do the trick. Murder is just wrong. Of course, if I lose, I might go purchase it.

― Nude Spock, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Working out = dud. Junk food, cigarettes, no exercise, alcohol = classic. Well, at DG Towers anyway.

― DG, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

My work out - couch to fridge to couch to cigarettes to computer to toilet to stereo to bed...repeat, mucho.

― Geoff, Thursday, 14 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Henry Rollins - Classic or Dud?

― DavidM, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

He's frightening as hell in real life.

― Ally, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Blimey Ally I'd never have guessed.

― Tom, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Does that mean you think Tom would be frightening as hell in real life?

― Nicole, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

I know I'm scared.

― Emma, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

That's only cos he's probably going to end up on our sofa again tonight...

― Pete, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

You might be spared actually. I have to tidy the flat for visitors and I can't do that if I'm lying on your sofa while Keith does his Einsturzende Neubaten impressions in the kitchen.

― Tom, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Nicole: Of course I'm scared of Tom. He has a beard.

Tom: Listen, the sarcasm isn't right, I'm not frightened of anyone in real life, he didn't seem bad on telly, but he's just bizarre to see in person. The fact I saw him actually lifting weights probably didn't help.

― Ally, Friday, 15 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

Yes.

― JM, Monday, 18 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

You know, it never even occurred to me that people might work out in order to kick people's asses. Execept for bullied teenagers thinking of themselves as worms that might turn. I thought it was just to make themselves more attractive to women. Or else some weird fucked-up control freakery thing a la Rollins.

― Nick, Monday, 18 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

It never occurred to me that people might buy guns to murder people. "Don't shoot to kill, shoot to defall" - Biff Malibu, Gluecifer.

― Otis Wheeler, Monday, 18 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-three years ago) link

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