The David Beckham conspiracy theories thread

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So it was deliberate, right? Spaniards in cahoots with the argentines?

― Jeff W, Thursday, 11 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jonathan Woodgate's mates out for revenge?

― Jeff W, Thursday, 11 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It was me. Via the power the my mind.

― Ally C, Thursday, 11 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

As you can see, it was a fluke.

― Ally C, Thursday, 11 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The chap was an argie anyway. But no, it's not a conspiracy - all dagoes are filthy cheating bastards.

(NB I am counting myself as a dago here, even though, technically, I believe I'm a wop)

― Mark C, Thursday, 11 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i am most put out by the whole thing, as after the third morning in a row of waking up and thinking "ooh the world feels like it's made of cotton wool, what did i do last night? oh yeah got PISSED" the LAST thing i want to see on my way into work is a load of newspaper covers with ginormous pictures of Beckham's horrible ugle gnarly stinkin FOOT. PUH-LEEEESE, nyoozpaper people! have a little restraint!

― katie, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

el mano de dios tolls para ti

― Queen G, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Osama Bin Laden is a Gunners fan. So either the Spaniard is in the pay of Al Quaeda or he's been threatened by them if he doesn't take the boy Becks out.

― Billy Dods, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

forget beckham, what about KEANE? ireland are screwed.

what was the bleedin point in buying that inflatable banana NOW?

― nickie, Friday, 12 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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