Did anyone else get this? Is he the male version of Funladynow?
Who in the hell is Kathy?
Hey Anna,
sounds like you got friends but you still need that special one
with a breeze of a fresh air. I see sex with totally different angle,
wild sounds nice but try my way, the problem with people now a
days is they get very excited before sex, for them its like a sport,
please excuse my English, for me a woman is like a painting I
just love to explore & praise, I am quite well spoken but my
conversation & my eyes can make you wet, because I am always
very relaxed, I think I am little different because pleasing the
woman in bed is my real pleasure, with me its always a woman
who has used the word stop, & thats my nectar. A real man is the
one who makes the women special. you know every women I
explored I saw that extra ordinary satisfaction on there face, &
thats a reward for me, I know it sounds like a story but think for a
moment that this a language of a sexual painter trying to explain
my feelings for a woman. If your little paradise down there ever
got lonely, try me as your sex pot. I am very gentle but I will touch
you as you have never been touched before, I am like a master
key to a womens sexual desires, I don't expect a woman to be
beautiful but I am little picky that she is not too overweight
because I just don't get turned on. but I am talking average
because for me an average woman is like a project & I always
put my heart & soul in a project. I am very real & romantic in bed,
all I got is one tool but it will satisfy you enough to even touch the
ruthless part of your heart. after you leave, you will always
remember that day for rest of your life as precious moments.
don't think I sleep around a lot, I can but again I have my
principles too, plus I don't want my mike to fall off. After all he
loves cathy(I mean that paradise). I will teach you good
kamasutra, its very good but people now a days don't have that
flexible body any more, & for kamasutra, man has to be very
flexible. I don't know but if my explanation has made you even
little wet, your admittance in the email will be my reward I am very
quite, so if you even don't want anybody to know it wont pass
through. As you can appreciate English is my second language,
& if have expressed myself indecently so just ignore it & think its
some foreigner with weak English knowledge.
The reason I expressed real me the letter like this because my
parents are gone for couple days & would love to have some
company, after all I am a sex painter, i just want to please a
woman all I got is couple days. call me I think u are in UK no. is
****** ****** ****
Give cathy my love.
Ash
― Anna, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
I thought this was gonna about the Big Lebowski. I think I took
one too many Nuroprofen pills this weekend.
― nathalie, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
I got that too - I thought it was a reference to Wuthering Heights,
but this may only be because I got a referral for 'Wuthering Heights
Heathcliff Being The Devil'. Ah yes my blog is a haven for all those
lazy A-Level students. Although if we had done Wuthering Heights at A-
Level I am sure I would have liked it more than bladdy Jane bladdy
Austen.
― Sarah, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
I got it. I was quite surprised as our new improved Systems folk seem
to be blocking anything with the word sex in it. Bloody weirdos
(internet mentalists, not systems. Well actually...)
― Emma, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)
Sod Cathy, who's Mike? Hanle y?
― Mark C, Monday, 15 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)