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When you commit acts of self love do you use visual aids.

― anthony, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh my GOD! You are soooo going for hell for that! ;-)

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh my GOD! You are soooo going to hell for that! ;-)

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

does this question count for girls too? as we do not have a "bishop" to "bop", but we have been known to commit acts of self love.

― lady die, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

what on earth will ally say when she reads this header at work?!!!??!!

― lady die, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That is why i used the amusing euphmism

― anthony, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I thought it was going to be about you screwing clergymen, Anthony.

― Josh, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

is anyone going to answer this question? i will if someone else does first!

― lady die, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Answer: about half and half.

― Tom, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have screwed clergymen in my wild younger days. ( a missionary,a priest,a rabbi and a buddhist monk)

― anthony, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Did you meet them at a bar?

― Kris, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

no church.

― anthony, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

God, and I thought this was going to be a filthy thread about sex in The Church. I wouldn't want to bop the Bishop, he's nasty ugly, about 102, has a drinking problem, and is mean to my mum.

If we're talking about masturbation, hmmm, well, visual items rarely, but not the sorts of things you'd think. I mean, where the heck am I going to find naked pictures of dirty dronerock boys or skanky ho boys, and anyway, DDBs and SHBs are not generally known for looking good naked. I actually prefer written porn. Really... writing porn is the best strategy... hmmm, I mean, why do you think I like Fan Fiction so damned much?

― Kate the Saint, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You do have regular access to a naked *me* though Kate. And I tend to bathe quite often! :)

― Paul Strange, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can't visualise things. So I need movies. Using (porn) mags seems so... I dunno... weird?

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah, but you won't dress up in wigs and eyeliner, and wear my leather trousers any more. Sigh. Where's my secret stash of pictures of Bobby G?

― Kate the Saint, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Who says I won't? ;)

― Paul Strange, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sometimes as foreplay. Often, I rely on the 16mm film projector that is me brain to spit out some stuff.

Oh, hi, Mom.

― David Raposa, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I imagine my girlfreind

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i like erotic texts, not piccies.

― Geoff, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Same here. I think alot of the pictures that are meant to be erotic are just tacky. Erotic literature, if it's done well, is much more interesting.

― Paul Strange, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The tackiness, often, is the eroticism. Text certainly has its place - I guess it's whether you prefer the nuances of the body or the nuances of language.

― Tom, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When I was a student my and my housemate stole our other housemate's collection of porn magazines and cut out all the breasts and genitalia. But they were tacky... couldn't see how anyone would find them appealing.

― Paul Strange, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The magazines were tacky, btw. I'm not saying breasts and genitalia are tacky... ah, I'll get me coat and get back to the faghag thread...

― Paul Strange, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

how can genitals be tacky?

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ask the Operation Spanner defendants. Except those were more nail-y.

― Tom, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Fag hags must really like Anthony 'cuz he's so "shocking".

― Sean, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

do dyke dudes exist?

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yes, Pete is one (NB I am not a lesbian, I am the exception that proves the rule).

― Emma, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"I bite my nails and if that fails / I go get myself stoned / but when I do, I think of you / and make my way back home"

― Dave M., Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You are all disgusting perverts and I hate all of you. You are sincerely all going straight to hell, and not the cool hell that I'm going to where we have hooky-la luaus, but the bad hell where perverts go. So there.

― Ally, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ally can't get over me. And really , how could she?

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wouldn't exactly cause myself a dyke dude. I have two lesbian friends amongst my large group of other friends which includes many more straight ladies. Its just that you don't like lesbians Emma.

― Pete, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Does "New Wave Hookers 4" count?

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mike, the love affair is over. I am only in love with one person, and that is myself. I'm sorry. Ponce.

― Ally, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

So why don't you and your self-love answer the question, Ally, huh?

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Um, because I can't? I haven't "committed acts of self-love" in ages and ages. But I suppose the answer is no, I hate looking at anything, much less porn, so if I was doing that i reckon I wouldn't want to look at porn.

― Ally, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Maybe you haven't found your genre yet.

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No interest in tryin', thanks for askin'.

― Ally, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Our BOdies, OUrselves 12:56 "And she shall explore her ribbons of purpleine strawberry skin, such that she invites the spirit of the wigglefeel "

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh for fuck's sake.

― Ally, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

hanley quotes 'our bodies, ourselves' like it was scripture.

― ethan, Friday, 27 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dave m: i love that song!!!!!

now that someone has finally answered this question!!!! sometimes i will see something on telly and wank, but mostly i use my imagination, usually think about local boys/girls i have a crush on. written doesn't do it for me at all.

sexy music sometimes works though.

― lady die, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I try to visualize world peace.

― Chris, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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