Perhaps the Vauxhall Conference could offer them a place? Think of
the crowds! The fun of 10,000 Scots descending on tiny grounds! The
thrashings (cf Fulham women)! The fun of mass defections from these
massive clubs, as all the players realise that playing against Slough
is not the way to international notice!
― Martin Skidmore, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)