101 terrible Theo Walcott headlines

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TRIO WALCOTT!

THEO-ADORE!

COTT FOUR!

NAZI MODS FUCK OFF (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:02 (sixteen years ago)

TINY TOT HOT SHOT COTT!

NAZI MODS FUCK OFF (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:04 (sixteen years ago)

HAT-TRICK WALCOTT SINKS CROATS

-- DJ Martian, Thursday 11 September 2008

the pinefox, Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:05 (sixteen years ago)

The Sun went with "WOLD CUP", which... yeah.

The moment Carrie made cupcakes cool, Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:08 (sixteen years ago)

YOU'LL NEVER WALCOTT ALONE

john q deeznutz (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:10 (sixteen years ago)

THREE-O WALCOTT

Tom D., Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:11 (sixteen years ago)

Oops, didn't not notice TRIO WALCOTT

Tom D., Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:12 (sixteen years ago)

Bah, I'm outta shape ILXwise

Tom D., Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:12 (sixteen years ago)

That's the joy of being England's new Hat Trick Hero. You can have both!

NAZI MODS FUCK OFF (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:13 (sixteen years ago)

WALCOTT DEATH

The moment Carrie made cupcakes cool, Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:13 (sixteen years ago)

HAT-TRICK KIELTY

The moment Carrie made cupcakes cool, Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:13 (sixteen years ago)

HAT-TRICK MACGOOHAN

The moment Carrie made cupcakes cool, Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:13 (sixteen years ago)

BIG BANG THEO-RY VS. CROATIANISM

Tom D., Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:16 (sixteen years ago)

HAT-TRICK MACNEE SINKS CROATS WITH THREE GOALS

-- DJ Martian, Thursday, 11 September 2008

the pinefox, Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:16 (sixteen years ago)

xp fucking genius

john q deeznutz (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:18 (sixteen years ago)

SKYED: WALC ERRS

john q deeznutz (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:23 (sixteen years ago)

FAB THEO FIRES THREE THROUGH FUMBLING FLOPS

Billy Dods, Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:25 (sixteen years ago)

BILIC: I'LL GET ME CROAT

Tom D., Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:26 (sixteen years ago)

BILIC RISTAL

The moment Carrie made cupcakes cool, Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:27 (sixteen years ago)

WHO'S A SILLY BILIC NOW?

Billy Dods, Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:28 (sixteen years ago)

BILIC NO MATES: Croat FA deserts underfire manager

The moment Carrie made cupcakes cool, Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:29 (sixteen years ago)

MR THEO-COP-A-LOT-O'-THIS

Vagina McKee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:30 (sixteen years ago)

THEO BILIC CROATS GRUFF

double dash (onimo), Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:30 (sixteen years ago)

YOU'RE SLAVEN A LAUGH, BILIC

Tom D., Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:30 (sixteen years ago)

(Lazy Scottish Sun and Daily Record both went with "ALIVE AND KIRKING" front pages after Bigfoot's heroics in Iceland)

double dash (onimo), Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:31 (sixteen years ago)

GONE O'CROATS.

NAZI MODS FUCK OFF (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:32 (sixteen years ago)

ZAGREB PRETENDER

Vagina McKee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:32 (sixteen years ago)

MODRIC III

The moment Carrie made cupcakes cool, Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:34 (sixteen years ago)

E-THEO-NIC CLEANSING

Vagina McKee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:35 (sixteen years ago)

POOR LITTLE MODRIC KID

Tom D., Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:36 (sixteen years ago)

THEO-NLY RHYME THAT BITES

The moment Carrie made cupcakes cool, Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:36 (sixteen years ago)

THE-O NOR-THEO AT ITS HEIGHTS

Vagina McKee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:37 (sixteen years ago)

THE-O, THEEEE-O, DAYLIGHT COME AND I WANNA GO HOME

NAZI MODS FUCK OFF (Matt DC), Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:39 (sixteen years ago)

THEO ADORED - ADORE, NO?

john q deeznutz (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:42 (sixteen years ago)

HIS NAME IS THEO AND SHE DANCES ON THE SAND JUST LIKE THAT RIVER TWISTS ACROSS A DUSTY LAND AND WHEN HE SHINES HE REALLY SHOWS YOU ALL HE CAN OH THEO, THEO DANCE ACROSS THE THEO GRAND HIS NAME IS THEO HE DON'T NEED TO UNDERSTAND AND I MIGHT FIND HIM IF I'M LOOKING LIKE I CAN OH THEO, THEO HEAR THEM SHOUT ACROSS THE LAND FROM MOUNTAINS IN THE NORTH DOWN TO THE THEO GRANDE

Tom D., Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:43 (sixteen years ago)

MIRKO (MURK YO') CRO (AS IN EAT YOUR CROW) COP (AS IN "COP A LOAD OF THIS")

The moment Carrie made cupcakes cool, Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:44 (sixteen years ago)

ER, LOL BALKAN

Vagina McKee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:45 (sixteen years ago)

SPLIT PERSONALITY SYNDROME

The moment Carrie made cupcakes cool, Thursday, 11 September 2008 09:47 (sixteen years ago)

MIGHTY ENGLAND - BASH DIRTY CROATS, WITH THREE-GOAL HAT-TRICK!

-- DJ Martian, Thursday, 11 September 2008

the pinefox, Thursday, 11 September 2008 10:00 (sixteen years ago)

Pinefox is on fire here.

Lex Call the Whole Thing Off (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 September 2008 10:01 (sixteen years ago)

BIG BANG THEO-RY VS. CROATIANISM

srsly good winner

blueski, Thursday, 11 September 2008 10:11 (sixteen years ago)

THREE-O GOAL-GOT

john q deeznutz (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 11 September 2008 10:12 (sixteen years ago)

A three goal hat-trick! Whatever will they think of next

cedar, Thursday, 11 September 2008 10:13 (sixteen years ago)

POMPEY BOSS HARRY REDKNAPP IN STUNNING SWOOP FOR THREE-GOAL HAT-TRICK ENGLAND STRIKER THEO WALCOTT

the pinefox, Thursday, 11 September 2008 10:14 (sixteen years ago)

WENGER: I'M STILL NOT PICKING THAT ENGLISH BASTARD

Wrinkled Aeneas (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 September 2008 10:16 (sixteen years ago)

I DID NOT THEE THE INCIDENT

Glans Christian Andersen (MPx4A), Thursday, 11 September 2008 10:17 (sixteen years ago)

A NEW INTERFACE FOR ILX AND A NEW DAWN FOR THE ENGLAND FOOTBALL TEAM UNDER FABULOUS FABIO

-- DJ Martian, Wednesday, 10 September 2008

the pinefox, Thursday, 11 September 2008 10:25 (sixteen years ago)

BALLS TO THE WALCOTT
Fabio demands "hoof it up to the bambino"

blueski, Thursday, 11 September 2008 10:45 (sixteen years ago)


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