1000 things to do while playing videogames that rhyme...

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1 - Get a back, sack, and crack while playing Rush'N'Attack
2 - Get it on while playing Discs Of Tron

snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 13:49 (sixteen years ago)

3. be really silly while playing jet-set willy

4. call your friend a whiner while playing manic miner

5. get cramp in your leg while playing chuckie egg

er, you can see which era i'm perpetually stuck in.

large hardon collider (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 11 September 2008 13:54 (sixteen years ago)

6. ignore your wife while playing half life
7. she shouts "tidy this room" but you're playing doom
8. "this place is a sty" but you're stuck in far cry
9. she says she can't take any more, but you carry on with quake 4
10. she files for divorce while you're playing star wars: dark force(s)
11. now you're on your own listening to j-lo while playing halo

ledge, Thursday, 11 September 2008 15:52 (sixteen years ago)

12 - you smoke some weed while playing Need For Speed

snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:45 (sixteen years ago)

13. Try to get in her draw's while you're playing Jaws.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:47 (sixteen years ago)

14 - Impersonate Ted Turner while playing Afterburner.
15 - Get a fake tan while playing Pac-Man.

snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:49 (sixteen years ago)

16. Group her saris? Oh mother! While I'm playing Super Mario Brothers?

Hurting 2, Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:50 (sixteen years ago)

17. wince at a bad pun while playing outrun

ledge, Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:51 (sixteen years ago)

18. Wash Imelda's vest of stink while playing Zelda: Quest of Link

Hurting 2, Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:53 (sixteen years ago)

19. Keep neckin' while you're whuppin ass at Tekken.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:54 (sixteen years ago)

20 - Watch paint dry on a door while playing Spore

snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

21 - Get out of your fucking gourd while playing Warlords.
22 - Sing a song while playing Pong.

snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

23 - Sit on the bog while playing Sonic The Hedgehog.

snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

24
Sorry, mate, you'll have to load your own syringe
I'm busy dodgin' Quotile's swirls in Yars' Revenge

andrew m., Thursday, 11 September 2008 18:04 (sixteen years ago)

25 - Clean your upper denture while playing Adventure.

snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 18:12 (sixteen years ago)

26. Point out that this threat title is ambiguous while playing Gradius.

Hurting 2, Thursday, 11 September 2008 18:17 (sixteen years ago)

27 - Wash your vest while playing Tempest.

snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 18:20 (sixteen years ago)

28 - Go on a drink & drugs bender while playing Defender.
29 - Change the spark plugs in your car while playing Sinistar.

(definitely an 80's feel to most of these)

snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 18:22 (sixteen years ago)

30 - Complain about your neighbour's smell while playing Citadel.

snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 18:24 (sixteen years ago)

31 - Eat a Kay Ef See feast while playing Altered Beast.

snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

32 get pissed playing myst
33 palpate your haemmorhoids while playing asteroids

ledge, Thursday, 11 September 2008 18:28 (sixteen years ago)

see, I held off on a haemorrhoids/Asteroids/Blasteroids/ra-ra-roids rhyme as a matter of good taste...

snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 18:33 (sixteen years ago)

34 - sit in a puddle of your own pee while playing ET (tbh both are somewhat similar in the sense of wretchedness that they impart)

snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 18:36 (sixteen years ago)

35 - see how much you can spew while playing Shaq Fu.

snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 18:37 (sixteen years ago)

36. Call your friends "gay" while playing GTA.

Phil D. (Pancakes Hackman), Thursday, 11 September 2008 18:38 (sixteen years ago)

37 - Sort a small bag of twigs while playing Big Rigs (the twigs will take longer)

snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 18:40 (sixteen years ago)

38 desperately try to hold in your diarrhoea while playing metal gear

ledge, Thursday, 11 September 2008 18:44 (sixteen years ago)

39. Roll up some chronic and sit down with Sonic

Finefinemusic, Thursday, 11 September 2008 18:51 (sixteen years ago)

40 - Trash your playpen while playing Raiden (the SHMUP, not the MK character)

snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

41 - Clean your apartment with a duster while playing Air Buster.

snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 19:04 (sixteen years ago)

42. have a wank (one-hander) while playing tank commander.

large hardon collider (grimly fiendish), Thursday, 11 September 2008 20:02 (sixteen years ago)

43 - Sit at home alone while playing Battlezone.

snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 20:06 (sixteen years ago)

44 - Visit a restaurant called Old School Thai while playing Panzer Dragoon Zwei.

snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 20:08 (sixteen years ago)

45 - wee in an empty bottle of pop while playing Virtua Cop.

snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 20:08 (sixteen years ago)

(if you have the footpedal to reload, this could actually be done)

snoball, Thursday, 11 September 2008 20:11 (sixteen years ago)


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