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In a bulldozer cab on the beach. Those bucket seats really worked wonders for me.

― Brock K., Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In the toilets of the worst club in Dublin, it made a horrible night turn out pretty fantastically. the girl was pretty special too....

― Ronan, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Amsterdam.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mmm...it wasn't formal making out per se (too many people around) but there's one sunset on a pier a couple of years back I'll always have in memory and my heart.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmm...I believe twas in the backseat of a car, on a beautiful summer evening, years ago. (Yes, it sounds cliche, but it wasn't half-bad;>)

― Nichole Graham, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jesus I feel like such a filthbag now......

I'd make up something about a beautiful oasis but they're nice toilets relatively speaking if that's any better.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

museum

― bc, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Either fucking in the middle of a dirt road in the late evening under pretense of "looking at the horses" while our stoned friend, oblivious, waited in the car; or on the roof of the student union at Cal on a warm afternoon.

― Dan I., Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

a beach surronded by cedars and firs, it was secluded and the waves washed near us and there was actual sand

― anthony, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

on top of a pile of sand in roadworks outside my mother's house!!

blimey i hope my mum never googles me!!

― katie, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Most appropriate place was on top of a pile of large sacks of ...

... rolled oats

― David, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

at a $3/night hostel in beirut.

― phil-two, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

North of the Artic Circle.

(by about 15 metres)

(Ronan it was in a toilet too if that makes you feel any better!)

― Tom, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(Sheep/Lamb rule forces me into this post)

It was actually the toilet in SANTA'S VILLAGE!! in Lapland.

― Tom, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i was going to say "ramosi to thread" but NO NEED!

― mark s, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

in the country in someones paddock in broad daylight. lots of sheep baaing at us.

― di, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Next stop Antarctica.

― Tom, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Either on the steps of this building (which can be seen in the movie I Shot Andy Warhol) or in a Brixton squat.

― rosemary, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the toilets of the Lowry Arts centre, Manchester. Whilst it was being built.

Inside one of those concrete sea-shore strenthener things, kind of hexagonal they are, at Bangor in Norn Ireland I think it was. hum

In the long grass, Chorlton meadows. Ahhhh...

― misterjones, Wednesday, 17 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In a black Mustang GT convertable (hers) on a mountain road in West Virginia. No, we weren't related.

― Colin Meeder, Wednesday, 17 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Next to the stage at a Senseless Things concert at the Bull and Gate in 1992. This is shagging I'm talking about here.

― Mark C, Wednesday, 17 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Up against a tree with some Sweedish bird one Decembers night in St. James' Park near Buckingham Palace. Bing Irish I gave my appropriate salute to the Queen.

― David Gunnip, Wednesday, 17 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hmmm, either on Smiths beach, Western Australia under a meteor shower, or on a seacat from Dover to Calais.

― chris, Wednesday, 17 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Smiths beach

Did you trudge slowly over wet sand?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 17 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yes, and unsurprisingly, my clothes were stolen from the bench. It's a very cool beach though, they have big surfing competitions there.

― chris, Wednesday, 17 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

under a meteor shower

Ouch!

― Mark C, Wednesday, 17 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm very disappointed that no one has said, "In the crotch."

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 17 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

uh, that would be in the butt, bob...

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 17 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

PERVERTS. Begone, for we are all good and holy here.

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 17 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Does it need saying again?

Dan Perry is a BAD MAN.

(sorry Dan, but you know...)

― Anna, Wednesday, 17 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, I know. *sigh*

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 17 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(I'm not a very good moral guardian though, because it did make me laugh)

― Anna, Wednesday, 17 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dan is bad, but this is why we love him, and suffer his presence. ;-)

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 17 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

four months pass...

Lady's room at Red Rock Amp. before a Ronie James Dio concert
Ya! Baby! What fun!

― tony, Wednesday, 21 August 2002 06:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Regent's Park. Got arrested.

― dave q, Wednesday, 21 August 2002 08:55 (twenty-three years ago)

Yuck!

― maryann, Wednesday, 21 August 2002 09:12 (twenty-three years ago)

Or, as my Nana would say, dis-gusting!

― maryann, Wednesday, 21 August 2002 09:15 (twenty-three years ago)

changing room of the retro women's shop in notting hill.

yech.

― bob zemko, Wednesday, 21 August 2002 19:11 (twenty-three years ago)

the philadelphia art museum. (best place i had sex too, ho ho.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 20:04 (twenty-three years ago)

Parking lot of my synagogue.

― bnw (bnw), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

ts: urban vs rural: exotic vs familiar: photo-finish between the dancefloor at Motherfucker (with a total stranger) and under a train trestle in Tennessee with a very close friend.

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 21:29 (twenty-three years ago)

now all i have to do is make out with a stranger under a train trestle and my life's work will be complete

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 21:29 (twenty-three years ago)

the dancefloor at Motherfucker (with a total stranger)

Er, was anyone else there at the time besides you two?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 21:32 (twenty-three years ago)

With a bellhop in a linen closet at the Chateau Lake Louise.

― Arthur (Arthur), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 21:41 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread is making me feel terribly old

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 21:56 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes there were, Ned, and EVERY TIME we fell over not a single one of them bothered to help us up!!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

Thus the name Motherfucker, it describes the clientele. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 22:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, except for you, of course. I know you, I don't know the rest of those motherfuckers.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 22:32 (twenty-three years ago)

with a zfxygon proto-female in the zygoplasm spandrel of the greater cluster

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 22:36 (twenty-three years ago)

er mark, were there any other beings there at the time besides you two

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Wednesday, 21 August 2002 22:38 (twenty-three years ago)

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This is all really convenient in a way because there is no way I'm getting it up tonight even to wank about her. That's tomorrow stuff.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 1 January 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

it was New Year's Eve
many many years ago:
IN A POLKA BAR

― Haibun (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 1 January 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

Bathrooms at Pilot Light (ew, but whoo)

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 1 January 2005 16:24 (twenty years ago)

LeCoq, can you do a glossary for each of your posts plz?

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 1 January 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

51 Powell = Penthouse of historic Gastown building clandestinely converted into private party lounge.

Towers jam = a jam, or party, held by Vancouver's infamous DJ Ming Towers, truly Canada's modern equivalent to Burroughs

tabbed = high on E, though unfortunately for our ladyfriends they took some crap ones and you could see the sketch in their eyes way too early.

Kits = Kitsilano district of Vancouver

dental hygenist = she actually is a dental hygenist - I know this because ex-Team Sheenan member DJ S*upN*zi just fell in love with her for 2 months last year with zero results and he was rude to me a few times so only the holiday spirit is keeping me from calling him and rubbing it in his face

raditude = radical attitude! or anything radical, cool beans, super hot, etc

Dentabone - the canadian petstore brand bones for dogs that the dogs chew to enjoy flavor while cleaning teeth.

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Saturday, 1 January 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

Aw, she's a lucky hygienist.

― Paul Eater (eater), Saturday, 1 January 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

I fucking love LC.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 1 January 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

it;s too bad she didn't literally lick your teeth?

what is the diff b/w dentaL hygenist and dentist?

― John (jdahlem), Saturday, 1 January 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

i thought this thread was about wandering in the fog and being able to work out what place are just from the faint outlines of the buildings/trees etc. around.

what, it is!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 January 2005 03:02 (twenty years ago)

send us his email address and we'll all inform him of this website?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 January 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

In the most psychedelic apartment in Silverlake, with Spectrum playing in the background.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 3 January 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

On top of the Omni Downtown hotel in Austin, at about 4 am. By the pool, in the hot tub, on the steps, and next to the guard railing.

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Monday, 3 January 2005 04:42 (twenty years ago)

Beneath the Marfa lights.

(I miss toraneko)

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Monday, 3 January 2005 05:00 (twenty years ago)

changed my mind. by the fountain under the '64 world's fair unisphere, in the rain. that was pretty cool.

― Turkey versus Eagle, McCauley is my Beagle (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 3 January 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

Bathrooms at Pilot Light (ew, but whoo)

Yipes.

Another Kx'ville one: in Krutch Park at night, when it was actually Krutch Park and you had to jump the fence after dark to get in. The little lawn there by the babbling brook.

― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Monday, 3 January 2005 07:17 (twenty years ago)

In my driveway on my car. I guess it was the whole "someone could happen upon us" thing, not to mention the craziness of it.

― Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 3 January 2005 07:24 (twenty years ago)

jesus christ. thread is almost two years old. that crazy chick = totally outdated for me

as of late its been (a la hurting) denting the hood of my best friends jeep cherokee with best friend's roommate

hookin up with a crush from a far on the streets of norfolk, VA in a drunken stooper.
nothin random like the bulldozer.
i need more love in providence>>>>>

― brock (brock), Monday, 3 January 2005 07:30 (twenty years ago)

On a Beach on Grand Bahama Island, with a girl I had met the day before. And that was only last week!!

― Adam Bruneau (oliver8bit), Monday, 3 January 2005 07:36 (twenty years ago)

so wait "made out" means "schtooked" here?

in that case

you know that stage they set up for the 4th of july pops show on the esplanade in boston?

under that.

Also a few other places on the esplanade down by the charles.

Boston is so pretty at night : (

― LORD OF ALL THINGS HOMOELECTRONIC (trigonalmayhem), Monday, 3 January 2005 07:42 (twenty years ago)

oh and in a church courtyard!

― LORD OF ALL THINGS HOMOELECTRONIC (trigonalmayhem), Monday, 3 January 2005 07:43 (twenty years ago)

The one that comes to mind was on a chair (made of red rope wrapped around a wire frame) at an extremely rich friend-of-friend's soho apartment. I didn't think anything of it until I saw that exact same design of chair on extremely prominent display at MoMA.

― lemin (lemin), Monday, 3 January 2005 08:46 (twenty years ago)

Also, underneath a table with long tablecloth overhang in a public enclosed pavilion (with random people roaming around the room, no less).

― Girolamo Savonarola, Monday, 3 January 2005 08:57 (twenty years ago)

On a bench between the tombstones in a cemetary, in the early morning hours, dressed up as a vampire!

― Hanna (Hanna), Monday, 3 January 2005 09:35 (twenty years ago)

i made mine up :(

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 3 January 2005 11:15 (twenty years ago)

brodick beach, isle of arran, off the west coast of scotland. 3am, NYE. mushrooms were involved, but not essential.

― stevie (stevie), Monday, 3 January 2005 12:12 (twenty years ago)

i had sex on a golf course and somebodys ball came dangerously close to us. (yes this was during the day)

― Hari Ashurst (Toaster), Monday, 3 January 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

IN THE MOUTH, DUH

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 January 2005 13:32 (twenty years ago)

On the bonnet of someone's white van!!!!!!!!!!!!1

― dog latin (dog latin), Monday, 3 January 2005 14:37 (twenty years ago)

Very late at night in a wee little cubbyhole of a ginormous wooden playground castle.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 January 2005 14:46 (twenty years ago)

IN THE MOUTH, DUH

I was going to post that but when I scrolled up through the thread I realized I'd already gone way past there.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 January 2005 14:55 (twenty years ago)

the luggage cart of the Martha's Vineyard ferry

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Monday, 3 January 2005 15:14 (twenty years ago)

On top of a bulldozer in a thunderstorm.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 3 January 2005 15:26 (twenty years ago)

so wait "made out" means "schtooked" here?

Results 1 - 10 of about 37 for schtooked. Many of them seem to be by Jim Hightower.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 3 January 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

Well if that's the case - and if "schtooked" means what I think it does - then I should also mention the back of a crowded bus on New Year's '99 and in a downtown Toronto ally way in knee deep snow.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 3 January 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

Pavement in the middle of Hackney; on the Metropolitan line; kitchen floor of friend's flat.

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 3 January 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

"shtupped" is the correct yiddish word.

― Turkey versus Eagle, McCauley is my Beagle (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 3 January 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

All the way down the street at like 3am, when I lived in Cardiff, right up to and through my door.

― The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 3 January 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

I understand "making out" to mean heavy petting, not shtupping. There was shtupping on aforementioned luggage cart, however.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Monday, 3 January 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

making out = hot kissing in my experience

― stevie (stevie), Monday, 3 January 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

at what point does mere kissing become making out?

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 3 January 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

I always thought "making out" = passionate kissing with tongues + possibly some light petting action but not necessarily! But what do I know.

― Hanna (Hanna), Monday, 3 January 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

That's frenching! I think "making out"= kissing for a somewhat extended period of time.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 3 January 2005 16:49 (twenty years ago)

I've at least made out at all the following, though more may have occurred.

In a cemetary in Edinburgh.

In a church in St Césaire-sur-Siagne.

Under a full moon on the breakwater in Monaco.

In the Square du Vert Galant in Paris.

Under the flowering dogwoods in Yosemite Valley.

On the roof of the F4irmont Hotel.

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 3 January 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

1. in a cave in bermuda

2. in a pile of hay at a party entitled "A Roll In The Hay"

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 3 January 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

On a rock in the middle of the Big South Fork river.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 3 January 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

I suddenly cannot remember a single instance of making out, ever.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Monday, 3 January 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

in waverley with janet street porter

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 3 January 2005 23:05 (twenty years ago)

In a recording studio between takes

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 3 January 2005 23:30 (twenty years ago)

oh they were all pretty good

― craggy jones, Tuesday, 4 January 2005 00:21 (twenty years ago)

"shtupped" is the correct yiddish word.

Yeah yeah but you know most of us know buttkiss when it comes to Yiddish, right? Oy vey...

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 4 January 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

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