Would you rather have sex with a dog or give a dog a blowjob?

I would have sex with a dog. It’s less intimate and it’s more about your own pleasure than merely giving pleasure. If you were having sex with a dog, you could shut your eyes and imagine any hole. It could be any woman that you are fucking then. You can focus on the attainment of your own pleasure, you can focus on achieving orgasm and finishing the job quickly. In this scenario the pleasure of the dog is irrelevant. You might hope that the dog enjoys it, but this is a side issue. Contrarywise, to give a dog a blowjob is a proposition that truly disgusts me. One of the benefits about having sex with a dog is that throughout your face will be some distance from the dog. If you are giving a dog a blowjob then this will not be the case. To put the dog’s penis in your mouth, your face will have to be right in the dog’s most private places and you will have to smell and taste those places. This kind of intimacy, where a dog is concerned, holds no interest for me. In fact, there is something repulsive about that kind of proximity to those parts of any dog. But for me the bigger issue is the aforementioned issue of pleasure. To perform oral sex on a person, or an animal, is to be solely concerned with their pleasure. My concern is that for any dog, to have a human male perform oral sex on it would be unusual at best, perhaps even worrying. My concern is that you could be plugging away, the dog’s penis growing ever limper in your mouth, just willing that dog to come. Imagine the ignominy that would come with being unable to make a simple animal like the dog ejaculate. The dog, whose life has so few and so straightforward pleasures, and you are unable to complete one of them. Or worse, you have frightened the dog, made it unhappy. You have put your mouth upon the penis of a dog and neither you nor the dog have received any pleasure from it.

Oh, c'mon. This is such an easy one.

you seem to have overlooked the option of the dog penetrating you

Imagine the ignominy

Oops. Accidentally bookmarked this one.

"Last night I was so drunk I blew Chunks, etc..."

suggest ban?

Suggest die

you seem to have overlooked the option of the dog penetrating you

― mookieproof, Monday, September 15, 2008 9:26 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

You seem to have overlooked the option of leaving the dog alone

is this "old ILX"?

this question is very difficult to answer in such broad terms. there are many, many different breeds of dog.

(xpost) new ILX, same old sockpuppets starting threads...

replace "dog" with "man" and we've got a thread

oh shi

This kind of intimacy, where a dog is concerned, holds no interest for me.

Yeah, we believe you...

http://www.hearingdogs.org.uk/assets/images/remembering/humphry_and_ted.jpg

http://coedmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/14/man-dog-love.jpg

i am afraid that it will be 6 days until mr. debevec is available to state his case for dog fucking

;_;

My dog can masturbate, so I don't have to worry about any of this. "No I will not make a sandwich for you. And go jerk YOURSELF off, dog."

This thread... holy shit.

weston, come down here out of your room this instant. Your father wants to have a talk with you.

VELKO OTMFM

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...But you don't understand! "Have sex with a dog or give a dog a blowjob" is my dog!

don't care as long as we can role play while doing it

http://www.beedogs.com/index_files/image199.jpg

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sometimes have threesomes

http://www.beedogs.com/index_files/image322.jpg

Would you rather do THIS or do THAT?

http://www.yelp.com/topic/seattle-would-you-rather-do-this-or-do-that

That photo really belongs on up the arse corner

is this "old ILX"?

― J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Monday, 15 September 2008 21:31 (Yesterday) [IP: ] Bookmark

No, "old ILX" is having your dog lick peanut butter off your balls. Come on, the difference is OBVIOUS, isn't it?

I refuse to let this thread die a premature death.

I object the sexist premise of this thread that all dogs are female and all humans male.

Why only dogs? Some people love their turtle!

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