Worst Movie I Own

Dark mirror of Best movie I own

I voted 'The Wizard,' that thing is a piece of crap.

what is your problem with wizards sir

you are so confusing

Natural Born Killers

The Langoliers? As in, that awful Stephen King made-for-TV movie starring Balki? Easily the worst.

WORST and MOST AWESOMEST.

It is 2 VHS tapes, biggest-looking thing on the shelf.

Well, when you put it that way...

Natural Born Killer blows, very bad movie with Juliette Lewis saying in a very bad redneck accent that the Woody Harrelson character only beats her when she deserves etc. I'd also say the LOTR movies are turgid and overrated, but then the fanboys will start whining and try to have me permanently banned to Endor or Minas Tirith or something like that.

I can see why NBK is polarizing but I think you totally misunderstood it.

I voted the first LOTR, which put me to sleep in the theater back in high school.

third for me

grease 2 in a landslide, surely?

I voted 'The Wizard,' that thing is a piece of crap.

You stupid woman!

I LOVE THE POWER GLOVE...IT'S SO BAD

For what it's worth: any of those fucking Lord of the Rings films.

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Natural Born Killers is one-stop shopping for the worst trends in 90's cinema, and of special nuisance to me b/c, having seen it, I can't help but hear an echo of Juliette Lewis's retard affectation in the distance when I listen to Cowboy Junkies' otherwise fine cover of "Sweet Jane." Rodney Dangerfield and Robert DJr were brilliant in it, though.

The Wizard will forever retain its classic status in my book, simply for capturing the middle-school zeitgeist with the big-screen unveiling of Super Mario Bros. 3. Also, I had a devastating crush on Jenny Lewis at the time. Actually, I still do.

"NBK" for similar "worst trends in '90's cinema" reasons as the guy above.

I rented The Langoliers for a night in with a new girlfriend, it nearly ruined the relationship.
Worst film i have ever seen!

Exorcist.

Oh man, not goodwin, if someone showed me that on a first date I think I would fall in love with them! (Like my beau showing me drinking game for Hackers 2/the Kevin Mitnick story.)

Gotta be Grease 2, but I was tempted by NBK.

Third LOTR here, too.

Exorcist.

― DavidM, Thursday, September 18, 2008 9:59 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark

Sir, please explain yourself: Legitimate beef or arbitrary sacred cow slaying? The reason I ask is that The Exorcist fucking rules. Perhaps you have the landmark original film confused with its comically dubious successor, Exoricst II - The Heretic?

Grease 2 is the only thing that cheers me up sometimes

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I can see why any of these movies could be disliked.

Hardly anyone wants to sit all the way through Capturing the Friedmans. Not bcz it squicks them out, but bcz they fall asleep in the first 10 minutes.

Hardly anyone wants to sit all the way through Capturing the Friedmans twice. Yes, because it squicks them out.

ed wood or interstella 555

Oh to heck with you if you don't like Ed Wood.

"I see the usual cast of misfits and dope addicts are here."

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Called it.

who are the three assholes who voted for spinal tap?

Whose the 1 asshole for voted for All Dogs Go to Heaven?

It is a fucked-up movie but far, far from terrible.

Somewhere out there, in this very planet, there is someone who apparently thinks A Clockwork Orange is worse than Natural Born Killers.

The Exorcist, A Clockwork Orange, the Svankmajer film. WTF guys. I haven't seen Grease 2, but the Langoliers is one of the worst films I've ever seen. Satisfied with the NBK placement.

The worst DVD I own is Rush Hour 3 :(

Grease 2 is alright, you rockist fucks.

Wow, nailed that one.