Arty rubbish on toilet doors

Seriously, this is literally a flaming shambles.

You go the bathroom at a bar, even a real man's bar, and there are arty drawings instead of the traditional letters "M" and "F" on the doors. One picture invariably looks like a very girly man, whereas the other is a woman that ressembles a yacht. Which is the bloody men's toilet!?

In all honesty who can say if in today's society people have any real value for men and women's toilets anymore? Most likely they are full of fornicating youths.

I am sick of being beholden to this arty wank. It's pretentious bollocks. You can't drive through a town without a statue or flower bed forcing you to contemplate curves or colours.

It's a load of cobblers...

literally in fact, i hear they're re-cobbling the high street for authenticity purposes

if they had a virile figure like a cobbler on the door you might deduce it was the mens

"Damas"!?!?! "Caballeros"??!?

What the fuck is this moon-talk supposed to be?

I think I saw this thread on a Rodney Dangerfield stand-up showcase in 1984, right after Richard Lewis

But I do like the idea that bathroom-door icons are needlessly gendered and would develop a certain irony in the presence of a pants-wearing woman and a kilt-wearing man; maybe we should just zoom in on the part we're really talking about and have a phallic icon on one door and a labial icon on the other

RIP heaven needed a triple lindy

Or actually you could put a lower-case Omega on the men's room (since it's kinda sack-shaped) and a Psi on the ladies (for a sorta fallopian arrangement)

Don't get me started on Mna and Fir. Last time I was in an O'Neills I was literally spitting feathers. You can't even go in the pub any more without being physically forced to walk in on women urinating.

in today's pick and choose society a woman is probably urinating on a homosexual right now, underneath a picture of a gay jesus.

They'll try and tell you its a gay Jesus doing the urinating, mark my words.

this is why i wear adult diapers, to avoid any gender confusion
*piddles*

it was all downhill once madonna had the african jesus, judging us from his pedestal