Pitch TV reality TV show ideas that involve DJ Khaled

1. THE BESSSSTTTT of Victoriana

DJ Khaled presents a guide to THE BESSSSTTTT aspects of the Victorian period, such as crinolines, gin palaces, and the Factory Act 1847, whilst wearing an iced-out HG Wells skull.

DJ Khustos

2. Grinding All Over The World, with Khaled and Jewell

Travelogue show featuring DJ Khaled and Derby County manager Paul Jewell, who go from city to city sampling the various cultures to be found, swap Lil Boosie and Robbie Savage anecdotes, and then discuss the rules regarding ages of consent and the unagreed filming of sex with prostitutes.

3. DJ Khaled on a Messageboard

DJ Khaled has a confused pathological hatred of women which he channels through ditching Jurassic 5 for pimp rap, homoerotically projecting himself onto misogynists in bad movies, and rocking jaunty scarves. Six part tragicomic miniseries.

4. We The Best Season Has Returned

Hunting show on RFD-TV, in which Khaled dons an orange vest and screams his titular catchphrase, while confused local hunters constantly inform him that there are no wildebeest in America, nor is there a license available to hunt them.

^^ thats like dad joke level omega

i'm training for a rematch against s1ocki