In every dorm ever

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Hinted at by David R. in the "suburban den" thread.

* Scrap of shag carpet, unspeakably dirty, used as rug
* Whiteboard on door, no changes to contents in the last five months
* Large quantities of stale children's cereal purchased with wrongheaded ideas about indulgent freedom and debauchery
* Quirky pet (snake, mongoose, etc) kept secret from authorities

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 22:19 (seventeen years ago)

Lots of vinyl but no turntable. (or vice versa)

C. Grisso/McCain, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 22:20 (seventeen years ago)

-microwave that smells like ass
-cans of shitty beer hidden behind cans of mountain dew
-wall "decorations" made during some ice breaker
-plastic drawers

ilx: a miracle i helped create (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 22:23 (seventeen years ago)

-bathtub drain clogged with vomit by alcoholic roommate
-fire alarm dismantled by stoner roommate

Put big bows (or small) In you hair. (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago)

what are the current equivalents of the 80s/90s ubiquitous prints of a Klimt painting, a Warhol Marilyn, or that Bud Girl poster?

Drew Daniel, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 22:25 (seventeen years ago)

on the subject of posters:

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PA/6445023~Baby-Orangutan-Posters.jpg

Put big bows (or small) In you hair. (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 22:26 (seventeen years ago)

what are the current equivalents of the 80s/90s ubiquitous prints of a Klimt painting, a Warhol Marilyn, or that Bud Girl poster?

Maybe one of those fakes Warhols that company that advertises in the back of rolling stone does, wherein they silkscreen pictures you send them.

C. Grisso/McCain, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 22:29 (seventeen years ago)

weed dealer

Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 22:37 (seventeen years ago)

Poster of most recent charming semi-crossover indie or foreign movie that reminds us all how sweet and magical life can be (2002: Amelie - 2005: Garden State - etc)

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 22:39 (seventeen years ago)

what are the current equivalents of the 80s/90s ubiquitous prints of a Klimt painting, a Warhol Marilyn, or that Bud Girl poster?

― Drew Daniel, Tuesday, September 23, 2008 10:25 PM (48 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I believe these would be:
-NO FARTING POSTER
-GEORGE COSTANZA "THE ART OF SEDUCTION" POSTER
-SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
http://images.marketplaceadvisor.channeladvisor.com/hi/79/79173/va111.jpg

ian, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:17 (seventeen years ago)

^no, tht was 2001

logged in (cozwn), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:18 (seventeen years ago)

just an FYI, don't search for "college dorm" with safesearch turned off if u r at work.

ian, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:19 (seventeen years ago)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/GB/GN0324%7EStudent-Crossing-Posters.jpg

ian, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:21 (seventeen years ago)

this guy's face, tho:

http://images.heaven666.org/images/topless-college-dorm-party.jpg

rollerblading on the back of a cereal box in 1997 (internet person), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:23 (seventeen years ago)

^^^kinda nsfw, btw

rollerblading on the back of a cereal box in 1997 (internet person), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:23 (seventeen years ago)

scarface or reservoir dogs poster

12HOOS2012 (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:25 (seventeen years ago)

Family Guy poster, Pulp Fiction poster, Guiness poster, this:

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/414E4BKYEGL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

All of these things can be found in my roommate's room. He also has a shirt that says "COLLEGE" like in that Belushi poster. Consummate Bro.

I abashedly admit to owning that Clockwork Orange poster, though it was a gift.

circa1916, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:25 (seventeen years ago)

haha I think every year of college so far I've had at least 1 roommate w/a family guy poster

Put big bows (or small) In you hair. (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:28 (seventeen years ago)

also I recently bought a shirt that says COLLEGE

Put big bows (or small) In you hair. (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:28 (seventeen years ago)

CDs/CD-rs out of box, piled on desk, occasionally stained with beer

Pizza Dalek in the Cult of Sbarro (kingfish), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:30 (seventeen years ago)

hideous industrial "lounge" with stove that is used rigorously and regularly by 4 of the dorm's 75 inhabitants

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:31 (seventeen years ago)

people sitting in carpeted, fluorescent-lit hallways, late into the night

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

private soap

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

fucking clanking radiators in winter

maybe not any more, though. lol old

mookieproof, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:36 (seventeen years ago)

I was going to post that kiss poster
they even have an updated version called something like kiss 2012

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:39 (seventeen years ago)

no one posted ramen?

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:39 (seventeen years ago)

old-school answering machines

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:44 (seventeen years ago)

people throwing keys out their windows

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:45 (seventeen years ago)

hideous industrial "lounge" with stove that is used rigorously and regularly by 4 of the dorm's 75 inhabitants

of which 1-2 are only using it to make mac-n-cheese. If 2, 1 of these leaves the crusty pot just sitting there.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 23 September 2008 23:45 (seventeen years ago)

Bob Marley - Legend

calstars, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 01:17 (seventeen years ago)

The Earth Mama next door

calstars, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 01:17 (seventeen years ago)

Guy down the hall who plays the first Clash record over and over

calstars, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 01:18 (seventeen years ago)

Stolen shampoo

calstars, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 01:19 (seventeen years ago)

somewhere, there is a rush dude

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/AQUA/24-274~Rush-Posters.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 01:22 (seventeen years ago)

vomit in the toilet, shit in the sink, blood in the shower

omar little, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 01:22 (seventeen years ago)

http://towncraftmovie.com/video/527

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 01:43 (seventeen years ago)

I was going to post that kiss poster - this is the "kiss" poster that all girls at my school had in their dormrooms (circa 1996-2000)

http://www.worldsfamousphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/robert_doisneau_le_baiser_de_lhotel_de_ville_kiss_at_the_hotel.jpg

Pillbox, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 01:54 (seventeen years ago)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y6/akadaver/a121nintendones.jpg

Millsner, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 02:11 (seventeen years ago)

Empty bottle of tequila with the worm still inside

calstars, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 02:25 (seventeen years ago)

Haha, I just remembered that I briefly had a Clockwork Orange poster in high school but my mom made me take it down because it had that "primary interests are rape and ultraviolence and beethoven" line on it.

Everything is Highlighted (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 02:27 (seventeen years ago)

Er.. let's try that again..

http://palavraguda.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/doisneau_kiss.jpg

Pillbox, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 03:23 (seventeen years ago)

Scarface posters for the suburban thuggs and gangstaas (particularly middle-class suburban puerto ricans, the meanest ricans of em all)

burt_stanton, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 03:59 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ social anthropology in action

immodest mickey (velko), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 04:05 (seventeen years ago)

Anime

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 04:12 (seventeen years ago)

stopped toilets, foot fungus

Every Day Jimmy Mod Is Hustlin' (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 04:44 (seventeen years ago)

Posters from not just Pulp Fiction, but any/all Tarantino movies

Trainspotting poster

Stolen beer promo schwag(bar mirrors with logos, light-up signs, etc)

Pizza Dalek in the Cult of Sbarro (kingfish), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 04:50 (seventeen years ago)

I haven't been in a dorm room in ages but walking around the campus where I work nowadays I see DOZENS of Belushi "college" shirts and a ton of meatheady guys in Reservoir Dogs shirts - which I only started to see this year and was kind of surprised by.

And yes, today I saw the one dude with a Rush t-shirt on.

with one and a half pair of pants you ain't cool (joygoat), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 05:26 (seventeen years ago)

Date rape.

Three Word Username, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 12:58 (seventeen years ago)

Pizza
dining hall flatware
utter deseperation

Trip Maker, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:16 (seventeen years ago)

desperation

Trip Maker, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:16 (seventeen years ago)

lack of air circulation

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:18 (seventeen years ago)

Stolen cafeteria tray to be used as sled

Pizza Dalek in the Cult of Sbarro (kingfish), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:18 (seventeen years ago)

electrical cords seemingly everywhere

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:19 (seventeen years ago)

Torchiere lamp with dodgy stand, about 30 seconds away from falling over and starting another fire

Pizza Dalek in the Cult of Sbarro (kingfish), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:19 (seventeen years ago)

spare change on the floor

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:19 (seventeen years ago)

whiny notes

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

ethernet/coax cables duct-taped to ceiling, walls, out the window to neighboring dorm rooms, etc

Pizza Dalek in the Cult of Sbarro (kingfish), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

broken hearts

Mohammed Butt (max), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

suicidal thoughts

Mohammed Butt (max), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

rancid plastic bin/grocery bag used as soda/beer can recycle point

Pizza Dalek in the Cult of Sbarro (kingfish), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

EMPTINESS (next to Cure/Placebo/Bright Eyes poster)

CharlieNo4, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

small fridge not cleaned in 2-3 years

Pizza Dalek in the Cult of Sbarro (kingfish), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

half-ass collection of shoddily torn-out Absolut ads taped to wall

Pizza Dalek in the Cult of Sbarro (kingfish), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

the guy from boarding school who knows how to arrange his bunk bed to create a "hallway" in his own room

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

envy and self-debasement

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

max you've been hanging out in the wrong dorms u saddo

Granny Dainger, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

surprisingly high cost tv with at least two video game consoles connected

Pizza Dalek in the Cult of Sbarro (kingfish), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

pile of gear in corner from whatever club sport occupant is drunkenly involved with

Pizza Dalek in the Cult of Sbarro (kingfish), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:24 (seventeen years ago)

autoerotic sex acts

J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:28 (seventeen years ago)

I may be too much of a Britisher (also lol old) for this, but:

fridge contains 5 milk bottles, each with initials on the lid, all empty except for thin veneer of ex-milk paste

in winter, bags of milk/beer bottles hanging out of windows of any room more than 10 yards from the fridge

laundry room with two washing machines containing sportswear which has rotted there all month; in front of third machine a pile of clothes lying in the inch-thick foot-scented blue dust on the floor, ejected about three seconds after the wash completed

Kaluza Klein (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 15:42 (seventeen years ago)

Leftover Howard Dean campaign materials stored under bed, couch, or futon.

C. Grisso/McCain, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:15 (seventeen years ago)

Fridge with "Bodyglove" sticker on it (lol 90's).

snoball, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:46 (seventeen years ago)

^^^^

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:48 (seventeen years ago)

Smartfood.

suzy, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:55 (seventeen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^!!!

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

Payphone that someone who doesn't live in your block has cracked so that they can make long distance calls abroad. No-one knows who did it, and for a while it looks like everyone is going to have to split the £3000 bill.

snoball, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

Upholstered chairs/couches of questionable origin

Millsner, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

You people went to gross dorms.

In mine:

* Nag champa incense in every other suite
* Batik-print "Indian" scarves tacked over the fluorescent lights
* "Door decs" with cartoon characters on them; okay when the annual theme is AA Milne, not okay when it's Precious Moments
* Sign-up sheets for 1,001 group social activities
* Free Newsweek

Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 17:11 (seventeen years ago)

Anyone who'd put a cartoon character or some similar tweeness on a door would have been quietly asked to leave my college for infractions against cool, etc.

suzy, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 17:15 (seventeen years ago)

On top of the fridge/freezer: tarnished brass cafetiere, caked in dust, that no-one ever uses.
Also: wok stolen from Chinese restaurant in audacious drunken move.

snoball, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 17:21 (seventeen years ago)

Mini Christmas lights strung around haphazardly are also a staple

Millsner, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 17:49 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

* shitty paper lanterns
* Hunter S Thompson
* awkward tour introducing someone's parents around
* soccer ball (or other such thing) that never leaves the room but is just idly tossed up and down by people who come to visit

Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 January 2010 00:53 (sixteen years ago)

fractals man, fractals

pithfork (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 January 2010 01:16 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2084/1784362672_0abd03e2dc_b.jpg

scott seward, Monday, 25 January 2010 01:23 (sixteen years ago)

http://files.dmusic.com/music/h/a/halfdeaf/soooooo.jpg

Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 January 2010 01:41 (sixteen years ago)

In Every Dorm Ever: That which is so not going to happen

pithfork (Hurting 2), Monday, 25 January 2010 01:42 (sixteen years ago)

I mean, it looks much more like an apartment than a dorm (suspect there was extensive debate on this in the original SNGH thread) but I feel everything else, including the not-happening, applies very well to every dorm ever.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 January 2010 01:48 (sixteen years ago)

i think it was some dude's parents' house.

actually if you want to get technical about it i am sort of down. (tehresa), Monday, 25 January 2010 01:49 (sixteen years ago)

but yes.

actually if you want to get technical about it i am sort of down. (tehresa), Monday, 25 January 2010 01:49 (sixteen years ago)

xp to scott

http://forcefieldpr.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/pandabear.jpg

schlump, Monday, 25 January 2010 01:50 (sixteen years ago)

i went to lol oberlin, so uh...

- empty can of Black Label (or cheap iconic brew of alma mater) on windowsill
- empty bags of weed in desk drawers
- tapestries
- stolen plastic cups

arch-enemy Gay Cowboy Monster (the table is the table), Monday, 25 January 2010 02:06 (sixteen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41I7GaOEcSL.jpg

NotEnough, Monday, 25 January 2010 14:24 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.homearcades.com/images/JUSTIFICATION.jpg

Tracer Hand, Monday, 25 January 2010 14:33 (sixteen years ago)

Smart enough to graduate but dumb enough to leave the lights on on all 5 of your cars.

26 Mixes Focaccia (Stevie D), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:25 (sixteen years ago)

Poster of a famous painting with spliff inserted.

BTW, I'm frightfully middle-class (chap), Monday, 25 January 2010 16:44 (sixteen years ago)

a seldom-watched copy of "Requiem For a Dream"

Adam Bruneau, Monday, 25 January 2010 17:44 (sixteen years ago)

Miserable young people who wish like hell they could be living anywhere but in a dorm.

Aimless, Monday, 25 January 2010 19:10 (sixteen years ago)

Dang, I was gonna post that Justification For Higher Education thing too.

henry s, Monday, 25 January 2010 20:04 (sixteen years ago)


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