A question for ILX Britishes re: Ginger Nuts

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How do you not eat the whole packet in one sitting?

quincie, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 20:16 (seventeen years ago)

Who says we don't?

Restitution of Decayed Intelligence (I am using your worlds), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

nom nom nom

Restitution of Decayed Intelligence (I am using your worlds), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 20:21 (seventeen years ago)

"Hey you ... ginger balls!"

metametadata (n/a), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 20:22 (seventeen years ago)

I just don't get it--I don't plow through a packet of like Oreos or Chips Ahoy. WAHT ARE YOU BRITISHERS PUTTING IN UR COOKIES?

quincie, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

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Finefinemusic, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 20:28 (seventeen years ago)

Oh jesus.

quincie, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, sorry. We don't get this apparently delicious snack in Canada so I wanted to ruin it for everyone else.

Finefinemusic, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 20:34 (seventeen years ago)

They are delicious but they are very HARD. I would think the degree of hardness would be a deterrent for overeating but NO.

quincie, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

first page of GIS surprisingly not vulgar

McVitie's (velko), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 20:37 (seventeen years ago)

goddamnit someone else posted a carrot top pic

akm, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 20:37 (seventeen years ago)

these are good when you're nauseous

They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

They come a long way down my list of favoured biscuits. They're too hard and, well, gingery.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 21:32 (seventeen years ago)

When did Carrot Top become a drug-addled drag queen?

Casuistry, Wednesday, 24 September 2008 23:23 (seventeen years ago)

They are delicious but they are very HARD. I would think the degree of hardness would be a deterrent for overeating but NO

They are not hard after you have dipped them in a mug of hot miky tea, which as far as I am aware is the proper Britishes way of eating them. The problem then becomes them being too crumbly and disintegrating into your mug.

Restitution of Decayed Intelligence (I am using your worlds), Wednesday, 24 September 2008 23:47 (seventeen years ago)

I have never eaten these but they will forever remind me of Bartleby the Scrivener.

Abbott, Thursday, 25 September 2008 01:19 (seventeen years ago)

Big Bartleby aka the Scridriver

and what, Thursday, 25 September 2008 01:29 (seventeen years ago)

They are great dunked in milk.

Autobot Lover (jel --), Thursday, 25 September 2008 08:45 (seventeen years ago)

They are not hard after you have dipped them in a mug of hot miky tea, which as far as I am aware is the proper Britishes way of eating them. The problem then becomes them being too crumbly and disintegrating into your mug.

It is all about developing a technique and an feeling for an optimal dunking time.

May Lucifer Brand Your Forehead With An Apostrophe in Hades! (Ed), Thursday, 25 September 2008 08:49 (seventeen years ago)

They should be dipped in coffee, not tea. Tea is for digestives.

nate woolls, Thursday, 25 September 2008 08:55 (seventeen years ago)

Purist

Tom D is a rattly old puffin, who remembers ILX in the days when... (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:03 (seventeen years ago)

I like my biscuits like I like my men. Hard, ginger, nuts.

display name burnout (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:08 (seventeen years ago)

Is that any way to talk about Ed?

Tom D is a rattly old puffin, who remembers ILX in the days when... (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:09 (seventeen years ago)

Ed is blonde, not ginger!

hard, ginger, nuts (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:11 (seventeen years ago)

so he is hard? and nuts?

Mark G, Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:12 (seventeen years ago)

Fucking love these. Maybe my fave biscuit. They need a cup of tea though.

Avoid the Marks and Spencer ones--they are useless as they try to taste of real ginger.

Raw Patrick, Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:14 (seventeen years ago)

Stop it, you are making me crave ginger nuts and I have none with me. The hardness is crucial for the dipping in tea process, at which point, they turn super-luscious.

But I am a sucker for anything that tastes of ginger. It's one of my favourite flavours in the world. Ginger biscuits, ginger beer, ginger sauce, ginger chocolate... you know, actually, I think I might be so attracted to red-headed men because I secretly suspect that they will taste like ginger if I lick their freckles.

hard, ginger, nuts (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:16 (seventeen years ago)

My goodness, that was more a TMI post than an ILE one, wasn't it? Whoops!

hard, ginger, nuts (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:17 (seventeen years ago)

Reminds me, have got lovely choco+ginger biscuits from Waitrose sitting at home, waiting for my return from work

Tom D is a rattly old puffin, who remembers ILX in the days when... (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:21 (seventeen years ago)

I used to east these as a child with dunked in orange squash. You had to leave them in for a while to get them to soak up the squash but it was worth it.

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:23 (seventeen years ago)

'eat' these, obv.

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:23 (seventeen years ago)

Waitrose choco-ginger biscuits... ::salivates on keyboard::

There's a Waitrose in Marylebone, right? I could walk there at lunch... if I didn't have to get these bloody posters printed, bah!

hard, ginger, nuts (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:25 (seventeen years ago)

Also, not a biscuit but Wagamama's white chocolate ginger cheesecake - heaven on a plate.

hard, ginger, nuts (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:25 (seventeen years ago)

Get them printed (and send me one) and then can eat your choccogingers in the knowledge of a job well done, they will taste even better, if that is possible (and did I mention sending me one?).

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:27 (seventeen years ago)

Well, if you are anywhere near Northampton tonight or tomorrow you can pick one up! If you are not, then resend me yr snail mail address (I know I have it but it is burried somewhere in a receipt book under the seething morass of my kitchen table) again and I'll pop one in the post.

hard, ginger, nuts (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 25 September 2008 09:29 (seventeen years ago)

I walked to Marylebone and bought the Waitrose chocolate ginger biscuits.

OHMYGOD. I have had to hide them at the bottom of my desk to stop me from scoffing the entire lot all at once and dying, twitching, in a glorious haze of ginger-induced coma. My mouth feels like it's on fire. With desire. Getting higher. Oh god yes.

hard, ginger, nuts (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 25 September 2008 13:32 (seventeen years ago)

These are pretty good as well:
http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/Images/ExternalImages/ProductsDetailed/48/044748.jpg?ts=632929159000

snoball, Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:05 (seventeen years ago)

The wording on the packet says "Candied Australian ginger gives a delicious spicy kick to these rich, slow-baked cookies, thickly coated in dark chocolate to finish." - isn't there also a version that uses Belgian chocolate?

snoball, Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:06 (seventeen years ago)

always tastes better if you can put the name of a country before it

They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:13 (seventeen years ago)

unless the country is America. no offences but "American" is not indicative of a gourmet foodstuff.

ShNick (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:26 (seventeen years ago)

Unless you are talking about American Hot Dogs or American Chocolate Chip Cookies.

I have to stop eating these things because they are delicious, but I will be sick I have any more. (I have only eaten 3, to give idea of general richness.)

hard, ginger, nuts (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

American Hard Gums?

Tom D Gives You the Big Reassure (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:30 (seventeen years ago)

mmmm 64 Slices Of American Cheese

They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:31 (seventeen years ago)

American Chocolate Brownies!!!!!!

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:31 (seventeen years ago)

okay, so American brownies is the exception. it was American Cheese - which is closer in taste and consistency to wetsuit material - I was thinking of.

ShNick (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:50 (seventeen years ago)

american peanut butter

lex pretend, Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:52 (seventeen years ago)

american boys

lex pretend, Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:52 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ ginger nut

I have never used a humorous display name because I think they're for (libcrypt), Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:55 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ homophobe

Tom D Gives You the Big Reassure (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:56 (seventeen years ago)

The Lex isn't ginger, he's a brune(tte).

(Whatever the correct term for dark-haired man is.)

hard, ginger, nuts (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:57 (seventeen years ago)

is peanut butter actually sold anywhere as American Peanut Butter? "Oh dammit I bought the Lithuanian shit again!"

They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:58 (seventeen years ago)

I just meant that lex is a fan of carrot top calm down britishers.

⇧⇧⇧ (libcrypt), Thursday, 25 September 2008 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

I mean, you have to admit that the Top is ripped.

⇧⇧⇧ (libcrypt), Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

Don't tell me everyone hear is unaware that "ginger" is rhyming slang

Tom D Gives You the Big Reassure (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

Also, don't you think there's a reason he's Carrot Top and not Carrot Bottom?

⇧⇧⇧ (libcrypt), Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

"here" even

Tom D Gives You the Big Reassure (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

Think I've seen "American-Style Peanut Butter" somewhere

xpost

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

I thought putting 'American' before any foodstuff was indicative of 'synthetic shite'?

Matt DC, Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

Americano. Regular O just tastes like piss.

NickB, Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:02 (seventeen years ago)

Sure, whatever, you with yr spotted dick and blood pudding are going to complain about American food, eh?

⇧⇧⇧ (libcrypt), Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

Tha's nowt wrong wi' blood pudding

Tom D Gives You the Big Reassure (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

Slow-fried Cape Verde Islands Grits, now that is the real deal

They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:08 (seventeen years ago)

LESS STUPID TRANSATLANTIC IN-FIGHTING!!!

MORE GINGER BISCUITS!!!

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!

hard, ginger, nuts (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:08 (seventeen years ago)

A friend of mine considers the word "American", when used in reference to the United States, to be a slur against all other inhabitants of the North and South continents. Presumably the adjective should strictly speaking be United Statesian.

ShNick (Upt0eleven), Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:09 (seventeen years ago)

Can't even use Yankee, 'cos of the Southern states

Tom D Gives You the Big Reassure (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

I think the most important thing, here, is where can I get all of these chocolate ginger biscuits in Canada?

Matt D, Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:11 (seventeen years ago)

no it has to be a term we can stick a pointless 'er' on to the end of (xposts)

They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:11 (seventeen years ago)

i'm not even brunette! i have black hair.

american peanut butter = skippy. my ex-housemate and i used to eat it by the spoonful straight out of the tub

lex pretend, Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:13 (seventeen years ago)

I'm feeling quite the ugly American now because I just ate two Ginger Nuts with cup of Irish Breakfast tea (sugar but no milk) and it never occurred to me to dunk said biscuits into said tea to alleviate hardness DUH.

quincie, Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:17 (seventeen years ago)

ah Irish Breakfast Tea. you can really taste the Guiness.

They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:17 (seventeen years ago)

I'm feeling quite the ugly American now because I just ate two Ginger Nuts with cup of Irish Breakfast tea (sugar but no milk)

Tom D Gives You the Big Reassure (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:19 (seventeen years ago)

i am a firm opponent to dunking, no matter how hard the biscuit or whatever. i believe some food is made crunchy for a reason and that reason is not so that you can sog it up before it goes in your mouth.

They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

^ cutting nose off to spite face

Tom D Gives You the Big Reassure (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

The biscuits in my hotel room are goddamn hard.

They are supposed to be, they aren't stale or anything.

A four second dunk in coffee makes them right.

Mark G, Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

my mentor
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:M66AaKW12bHOwM:http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/graphics/2005/08/20/mrmay20.jpg

They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

Wat, no buttermilk w/the biscuits?

⇧⇧⇧ (libcrypt), Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:27 (seventeen years ago)

You should only dunk half of the biscuit, then put the whole thing in your mouth. You get the soggy ginger/coffee flavour and the crunchy ginger flavour all at the same time. I could probably eat 15-20 ginger nuts in one sitting using this method, easy.

nate woolls, Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:42 (seventeen years ago)

Think I've seen "American-Style Peanut Butter" somewhere

It's a rule that stuff sold in the EU has to be labelled like this. Example: Cornish Pasties can only be labelled "Cornish Pasties" if they were manufactured in Cornwall. So you get "American Style Jam Doughnuts" (which BTW are very nice)

snoball, Thursday, 25 September 2008 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

duh, (insert) otherwise they have to be labelled "Cornish Style Pasties"

snoball, Thursday, 25 September 2008 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

I thought that was only if they were in a designated protected area of origin or whatever the term is!

hard, ginger, nuts (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 25 September 2008 16:10 (seventeen years ago)

brunet

usonian

conrad, Thursday, 25 September 2008 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

Would be vv disappointed to buy cornish style pasties and receive a box of american style donuts.

⇧⇧⇧ (libcrypt), Thursday, 25 September 2008 16:51 (seventeen years ago)


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