POLES APART
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1736666.ece
― goole, Monday, 29 September 2008 22:48 (seventeen years ago)
articles with "busty" as the first word = win
― it be me, me, me and timothy (bernard snowy), Monday, 29 September 2008 22:49 (seventeen years ago)
The Sun Wants You To Make Britain Great.
^already done here
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 29 September 2008 22:50 (seventeen years ago)
shit i couldn't find the right thread~~
― goole, Monday, 29 September 2008 22:50 (seventeen years ago)
Today The Sun can reveal how busty Yasmin has turned her BACK on her father’s fundamentalist teachings to flash her FRONT in men’s clubs.
British press so much better at this sort of thing than US rivals.
― jane hussein lane (suzy), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:08 (seventeen years ago)
ROO: SEND HIM BAK
― Local Garda, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:28 (seventeen years ago)
Can't wait for the Like It Up The Bak story.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:33 (seventeen years ago)
(Actually this is pretty much the most irresponsible tabloid news story I've seen in a good while but hey)
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:34 (seventeen years ago)
sentences like this make me cringe. i hate tabloids.
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:36 (seventeen years ago)
i mean it just falls into the classic ilx trap of not being funny in any way.
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:37 (seventeen years ago)
Omar Bakri is a bit of a joke anyway.
― Local Garda, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:37 (seventeen years ago)
"Hate-Cleric's Daughter Would Mecca Great Page 3 Girl"
― Tom D says "...get them fuckin' up here, ya fuckin' walloper!" (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:37 (seventeen years ago)
They make me cringe too. That's how I know it's a successfully written tabloid sentence! xpost
― jane hussein lane (suzy), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:38 (seventeen years ago)
i don't like cringing!
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:40 (seventeen years ago)
Get A Loada These Imam-maries"
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:42 (seventeen years ago)
STOP IT. NOT FUNNY.
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:43 (seventeen years ago)
Mullah's Stunnah Hubba Hubba!
― jane hussein lane (suzy), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:44 (seventeen years ago)
HATE THAT: BAK'S DAUGHTER'S TWIN TOWERS
― Local Garda, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:45 (seventeen years ago)
ROO: I'D HIT IT
― Local Garda, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:46 (seventeen years ago)
ROO: NEY
Hate Cleric's Daughter Looks to Prophet From Pole Dancing
― Tom D says "...get them fuckin' up here, ya fuckin' walloper!" (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:47 (seventeen years ago)
this is like finding out all your friends are secret coprophiliacs or some shit. i don't even understand half of these
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:47 (seventeen years ago)
I was about to post "can we not do this" until your annoyance.
― Local Garda, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:51 (seventeen years ago)
Busty Yasmin may be big up front and have a cracking set of pegs, but we're more interested in her SHARIA
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:53 (seventeen years ago)
hmm not sure I get that one. can you use a diagram of a muslim female body to cement the punchline?
― Local Garda, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:54 (seventeen years ago)
KOR-AN BLIMEY
― They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:54 (seventeen years ago)
YASMIN'S OUR PAGE THREE SUNNAH
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:55 (seventeen years ago)
KHAN YOU KICK IT?
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:57 (seventeen years ago)
SHIA'S A CRACKER
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:57 (seventeen years ago)
COR WHAT A BEIRUT-Y
― ailsa, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:58 (seventeen years ago)
LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTER
― Local Garda, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:58 (seventeen years ago)
BABY GOT BAK
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 10:59 (seventeen years ago)
BAK TO BLACK (FLAG OF ISLAM)
― Local Garda, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 11:00 (seventeen years ago)
made no sense 1/10, sorry
THERE AIN'T NOTHING LIKE A DAMMAM
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 11:02 (seventeen years ago)
HATE CLERIC'S GIRL SHEIKHS HER BOOTY
― Tom D says "...get them fuckin' up here, ya fuckin' walloper!" (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 11:02 (seventeen years ago)
this whole thread is 1/10
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 11:02 (seventeen years ago)
what's the opposite of a laugh? that's what i'm doing now
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 11:03 (seventeen years ago)
SEND YOUR DAUGHTER BAK TO THE SLAUGHTER
― Local Garda, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 11:03 (seventeen years ago)
LEX: I'VE JIHAD ENOUGH OF THIS THREAD
― Tom D says "...get them fuckin' up here, ya fuckin' walloper!" (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 11:03 (seventeen years ago)
MULLAH F-RUDE CORNER
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 11:04 (seventeen years ago)
ROO: WHAT'S GOING ON
― Local Garda, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 11:04 (seventeen years ago)
LEX: STOP THIS PUN-ISHMENT
― Tom D says "...get them fuckin' up here, ya fuckin' walloper!" (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 11:05 (seventeen years ago)
TV FUNNYMAN BEDS TERRIBLE CLERIC
― They're a '90s odd couple. And an odds-on choice for laughs. (blueski), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 11:05 (seventeen years ago)
A+
― J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 11:36 (seventeen years ago)