Should hideously ugly people be allowed in restaurants?

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Especially if their lower jaw is missing and they insist on ordering soup, and the place has mirrors all over the place

― dave q, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

some ppl pay a lot of money just to watch that!

― Geoff, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have a mental picture of Dave reading Taki's vile Spectator column religiously and agreeing with every word therein. Fuck off you cruel, aggressive, misanthropic petty little right-winger, "Tarden".

― Robin Carmody, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Actually a friend of mine commented that obese people shouldn't be allowed in restaurants (after seeing one sitting at a table). I still don't know if he meant it as a joke or not. If so, it failed to amuse me.

― nathalie (nathalie), Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have a mental picture of Dave Q being VERY leftwing (if somewhat extremely disenchanted) and VERY VERY sarcastic, Robin.

― mark s, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Was he being sarcastic when he said he liked and read the Spectator, then?

― Robin Carmody, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Should hideously ugly questions be allowed on this board, sigh....

― Andrew L, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Of course they should be allowed in resaturants. Just don't look at them if you don't like it.

― DG, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Was it Michael Winner, or has Julie Burchill had a surprise haircut? Or...Widdecombe!!!

― suzy, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

robin, i think you are at the receiving end of a chris morris stylee windup.

― junichiro, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think this question is hypothetical.

― Kris, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It might even be hypocritical?

― Kim, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How can a question be hypocritical?

― Kris, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well I haven't seen dave, but who knows, he could be someone's jaw- less soup slurper?

― Kim, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My mental image of him gets clearer by the minute. Indeed I believe he plays insane organ in the sewers beneath King's Cross, only emerging at night to terrify all but the most lion-hearted of the prostitutes.

― mark s, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Is this thread really necessary?

(n.b.: So, Taki's a Brit who writes for The Spectator, huh? His columns also appear in New York Press, an odious street rag that tries hard to be a right-wing Village Voice. Odious little creep methinks and these right-wing shits do stick together, no?)

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

left-wingers round here who read the Spectator (we don't buy it, they have it in the Public Library)- Maryann, me, obviously Robin Carmody at least sometimes.

― duane zarakov, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I keep a mental picture of Dave Q upon my wall - it hides a nasty stain etc, but I'm not in love, no no, it's just because ... Dave Q, you're sweet and everything, but ...

― miss pigg y, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the hamburglar is taking over - vegetarians rejoice

― youn, Saturday, 28 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well I haven't seen dave, but who knows, he could be someone's jaw- less soup slurper?

In that case, perhaps he's just wondering what other people think of him. My answer to the original question is yes; beautiful people make me nervous.

― Kris, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Throwing tantrums at people because of the newspapers they read = DUD.

― Patrick, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i don't have any pictures of dave q. they'd sold out in safeway (again!)

― gareth, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

dave q's pix line my cat's kitty litter box.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Used to read the Speccy in the library. Stopped because I liked them too much to give them my vomit.

― Robin Carmody, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Of course all peopl e shoul d be allowed in a restauraunt. Except poeple who make threads like this.

― Mike Hanley, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't think that Mikey should be allowed in restaurants.

― Ally, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

― Mike Hanley, Sunday, 29 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well, you call the waitstaff all tarts.

― Ally, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Mike and Ally visit Hooters: the tv movie"

Starring Liz Hurley and Andy Dick

― Nicole, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tim actualloy really really wanted to go to Hooters this weekend, that's freaky you'd bring that up. Andy Dick is great as Mike.

― Ally, Monday, 30 July 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

six years pass...

we've come so far

― kingfish, Monday, 17 March 2008 08:00 (eighteen years ago)

The other day my friend was walking past a takeaway shop in Colchester when a man parked outside beckoned him over.
"Ere mate, do you speak English?"
"Errr... Yes?"
This guy was so fat, he looked as though he'd been poured into the car via the sun roof.
"Basically mate, I'm the laziest cunt alive. Will hyou go in there and get me a kebab if I give you the money?"
"Sure", my friend replies - "What do you want in it?"
"Oh, everything mate, everything..."
When he got back to the car, kebab in hand, the guy was fast asleep.

― the next grozart, Monday, 17 March 2008 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

awesome

― ledge, Monday, 17 March 2008 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

did your friend keep the kebab and went away?

― ken c, Monday, 17 March 2008 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

what tense is that

― Frogman Henry, Monday, 17 March 2008 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

past retarded

― ken c, Monday, 17 March 2008 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

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