I went on vacation and you didn't.

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I just wanted to let you all know that I was on vacation in Orlando, you all weren't, I heard an 8-year-old boy refer to walruses as "beautiful" (you really need to hear how he said it though), ramon was sexually abused by chipmunks and i had to sit in an airport for 16 hours at the mercy of the Delta airlines fuckwads. Other than the Delta thing it was fantastic, go look at my pictures, goddamnit. There's another one on my blog that's not on the picture page but I imagine you have no interest in either, I just wanted to show off.

― Ally, Sunday, 21 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You and Ramon are truly fabulous.

― Michael Daddino, Sunday, 21 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I need a vacation so bad it's not even funny.

― Sean, Sunday, 21 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What Mike said, of course. Hurrah! :-)

― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 21 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A man once said ' Hapiness is a rare bird. CAGE IT! CAGE THE LITTLE BASTARD! "Then , regaining his composure, he offered me a cupcake and showed me how to hunt for truffles. At Disney land, with Ally and Hypernaut, her botfreind.

― mike hanle y, Sunday, 21 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I so wish I had a botfriend.

― bnw, Sunday, 21 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Clearly he said boyfreind.

― Bitruh, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(Brituh in typo killing joke shocker.)

― Birtueh, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hanle y's just jealous, is all. Then again, neither she nor Ramon visited the Mormon Ice Cream Temple.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have ascended into heaven, where I am painted with pig horse food.

― mike hanle y, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Disneyland and seaworld are evil,go take a real vaxction, not one that humps the borgie dry

― anthony, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

the mystery spot is a hoax!!! just an optical illusion!

― bc, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

What is Ramon doing in a French football/soccer shirt?

― stevo, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

yeah i did so go on vacation, to a place at least starting with O even if it wasn't Orlando. And lots of great places starting with W, at one of which i bought an orange lollipop for petra because apparently she likes them. And i went at substantial risk to my body/life, thanks to the driver on the way there, which i have not recovered from yet. And i went to some wonder wonder full rocks and an abandoned house. photos (polaroids and otherwise) on my web site soon! and saw THE CLEAN, and a road called "back road" and got out of contributing to a driving fine [me != (does not equal) the driver] because the cop admired the fluffy red ear muffs simon was wearing.
so there.

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

not that the cop didn't make a sensible decision, and the driver is nice and sensible, and i'm sensible, and everyone in the car was real sensible.

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I went on holiday to Crouch End. It was wuvvly.

― Sarah, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Just come back from a break in Whitby, Yorkshire, England myself. Jet, Dracula, ruined historic Abbeys, fabulous fish restaurants; not sure how it compares with Orlando but I enjoyed myself.

― stevo, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

YOU WENT TO WHITBY?! As in the Whitby Goff-Fest!? Hang on that's not happened yet though has it, phew.

― Sarah, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I went to Derbyshire to run around in the woods and start fires, oh and keep 35 people fed.

― Ed, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Yeah Whitby, no Goth-fest (thank God) though can understand the appeal; Black jewelry, mist, cliffs, Bram Stoker, ruins etc.

― stevo, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ally, "weird hippy shirt" is not specific enough!

― Tracer hand, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Whitby f*in rocks. I loved it.

― Samantha, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's the flimsier one, Tracer. You perv.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ahem Ned - my perviness aside, I was trying to point out that both women in that picture are wearing shirts that ar a little... off the beaten path. and "flimsy" is still no help because sheer fabric can be very tensile - I'm assuming you know this, and are thus attempting to further confuse me.

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Very good, Tracer.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hey, I went on vacation everywhere but Orlando, or the rest of the geographical limp dick that is FLOWIDUH!

― Brian MacDonald, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Orlando is sexist. And even if it weren't, I wouldn't go there, as it is too geographical.

― maryann, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

go take a real vaxction, not one that humps the borgie dry

I thought it was Pess that humped Borgie dry??? If only Ira Gershwin were around to ask!

― Nicole, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My sister Megan is the scrawny one with the terrified look on her face, gripping her chair in fear of Otis Wheeler.

And I don't know what he's doing in that shirt, except someone else at Disney World had on the exact same jersey, I mean what is that?

Anthony, I think you'd be a little bit more positive towards Disney, considering they're one of the only corporations in the universe who give benefits to life partners and not just spouses and children. It's a lovely place, you should go there and hump it yourself.

― Ally, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

at epcot it gets so hot that people pass out and fall off of bridges

― bc, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

http://www.topcities.com/docs/errors/403.htm

I can't access your pictures, Ally.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

She blocked it off from Gore-loving Polish-American lawyers. It's WEIRD!

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

there goes a majority of her traffic

― bc, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This boxcubed guy......his posting style is tiny and very hypnotic.......he gives my brain stem erections......and my ashy right elbow is miraculously cured......he just showed up out of nowhere last month, right? What's his story? He's rugged.

― Ramosi, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why should i be more positive, a few benfits for faggots who play at being breeders vs the total raping of a culture.

― anthony, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It was only the chipmunks that molested Ramon, though...

― Nicole, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Anthony: PISS THE FUCK OFF. I swear to god, you make me avoid ILE because you are so freaking obnoxious all the time. Ramosi, on the other hand, me and someone else on this board still aren't 100% convinced he isn't Ramon in disguise.

― Ally, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I went to Eurodisney and had a terrific day out.

― Tom, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(um actually i thought anthony had quite a good point but i am staying WELL out of it and i am glad Ally had a nice time with the chipmunks and all. i like chipmunks)

― katie, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

well anthony knows i've always got his back but i'll agree with katie's words of wisdom here. I like riding rides but disney scares me. And sea world is complete ass, sorry. too many school trips there burned me out. my vacation hopes for this year: san francisco. have been there many times but not with hank and i know we'll love it together.

― Samantha, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't know, I'm not crazy about Disney either (except for the animation, which I am a sucker for) BUT it seems a bit mean and self- righteous to tell someone to "go take a real vacation". One person's idea of a vacation is going to be completely different to someone else's.

― Nicole, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think Disney is rubbish and its cultural hustle is rubbish, I wasn't really talking about that, I was just pointing out that despite expecting to thing, oh what tawdry nonsense I had an ace time at their theme park.

― Tom, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I love Disney and all of its evil. The only thing about Disney that could dissuade me from going to one of their parks would be if they opened up a Holocaust- or slavery-themed ride, and even then I'd have to think long and hard about it. I am an ABSOLUTE WHORE for roller coasters.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Tart.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No. Rollercoaster tart.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh momma, you make it sound so good. (Actually, that perversely gives me a thread idea).

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

no, ally's wrong and that's all i'm saying.....

― Q.Mark, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i liked disney world at age 10 (i think...now is when all those drugs seem like a bad idea), but its disingenuous unto insanity to think that tossing bones from atop yr own charnal heap = social consciousness.

― jess, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

ally's wrong and that's all i'm saying.....

good, 'cos you're annoying...

― R.Mark, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

don't talk to me like that, whoever you are.

― Hurt, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ned! How dare you !

― mike hanle y, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

A HOLOCAUST ROLLERCOASTER????????????

― Ally, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

don't talk to me like that, whoever you are.

why not? post obnoxious stuff anon, expect people to post obnoxious stuff anon right back at you.

― Mark.R., Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i was thinking what would be better than a holocaust rollercoaster is a bataan death march exhibit with one of those moving walkways.

― jess, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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