Today's "fuck you, American idiot" story

http://bumpshack.com/2008/10/03/mayor-mel-kuhn-wins-drag-queen-contest-in-blackface/

STAY CLASSY

OMG I WANT THIS AMAZING DRAGQUEEN BOTTLE OPENER

ok lololol this is the first result I got on a GID of mel kuhn:

http://i9.tinypic.com/62gdbp3.jpg

In 2006 the local physicians in Arkansas City banned together with the South Central Kansas Regional Medical Center (SCKRMC) board and the City of Ark City to build a new hospital. However, progress is slow moving as financing the construction is found to be difficult to obtain. And now in December 2007, the City Commissioners have decided to not approve the annexation of land just North of Arkansas City to facilitate the construction of a new "Big Box Store"...rumor was that it would have been a Lowe's Home Center. A new Sonic has opened on east side of Summit street. It has a drive through!

“Smellishis Poon”

I smell(ishis) a new display name

God that is the funniest thing I've read. Best fake drag name ever.

These bullshit apologies are annoying though. I know he has to, since he's in office, but "it has been brought to my attention that this is offensive"?

Gee, until someone slipped the memo under my door, I had thought my schtick was family friendly!

I dunno, I thought that was surprisingly good by modern apology standards ("I'm sorry if I offended anyone" and all that bullshit)

i really just have no idea how anyone could think this was a good idea in the first place

Next week, Michael Bloomberg sings "Oh, Rockum Jubilee" at the Apollo....

i really just have no idea how anyone could think this was a good idea in the first place

OTM^infinity

He's either stupid - in which case how did he get to be mayor in the first place - or he's not really sorry at all.

I thought he was pulling a Lane Kiffin

I like the idea that stupid people can't be mayor but history hasn't really proven that at all, has it?

small town mayors aren't the brightest bulbs if other recent events are any indication

i wonder if he'll go into rehab

now we just need Schwarzenegger to play a character named Stinky Pinky in a movie

Small town mayors are always, always, always globbering idiots. Science fact!

But usually never in this manner.

Like the mayor of a pop. 3k town near where I grew up...his first initiative as mayor was to place a moratorium on volunteer fire departments.

I got confused, thinking that a place called "Arkansas City" would actually be, you know, a city. Turns out that the village I grew up in has a bigger population.