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Say you were thinking of setting up an S & M knocking shop in a mysterious cellar - what equipment would you need? I'm really 'vanilla' so I wouldn't know but I can spot a good business opportunity when I see one.

― Tom, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Gimp masks all round!

― Graham, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This was my bloody idea! And Tom was dissing it when I suggested it! I demand a cut of the profits. You can have my handcuffs.

― Emma, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

CSI answer: black liquid latex and a large brush. and some straws.

― Alan Trewartha, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Seeing as how the stairs leading to the mysterious cellar have rotted away, why not just put on a pair of black thigh length boots and kick the punters down the stairs?

― Emma, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not sure they'd suit me.

― Tom, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This isn't some kind of fashion show, Ewing.

― N., Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not sure I want to see "Queen Of The Damned" if this is what it does to you. (I will encourage all of my friends to rent it, though.)

― Dan Perry, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

there's a definite goth revival going on ILE that makes me philled with the ph34r. perhaps a public information film should be commissioned before this vile trend destroys us all.

― Alan Trewartha, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

S & M isn't Goth! Anyway we had this idea before we even saw QOTD.

― Tom, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

WHO HAD THIS IDEA?

(I am trying out to be one of the dominatrixes).

― Emma, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You can be the trad dominatrix Emma. Our main promotional push will be London's first passive-aggressive dominatrix though. Who wants to design the phonebox cards?

― Tom, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

S & M isn't Goth WHATEVAH!

The first step to recovery is recognising your denial of the problem.

― Alan Trewartha, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Alan, please. You must accept both gothness and Tolkien into your craven soul. It is the only way. *taps foot impatiently*

GOTHS WITH HUMOR! You don't have to agree, though.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Goths with humor? Sure, but I would have sworn I saw a club in Melbourne (it might been up by Carlton?) that had all kinds of OTT Gothy stuff festooned on the signage, but some wording that led me to believe it was somehow a goth comedy show or something. This was like a year and a half ago, and I couldn't slow down to check it out. I want to believe there is a goth comedy club, was this my imagernation?

― Hunter, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Anyway we had this idea before we even saw QOTD.

AHA! You were gothy before you even saw the movie! (Well, Emma was.)

― Dan Perry, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not an expert, but I imagine you'd need the usual stuff:

1) whips (preferably with barbs on the end) 2) chains 3) masks 4) silk ropes 5) latex wear (don't need to help you here) 6) manuals (for the uninitiated) 7) massage oil

Then there are the vibrators;>

― Nichole Graham, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Starry suggested a meat tenderizer. Is there a market?

― Tom, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

God, I hope not. Some places shouldn't be bruised.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nichole, are you available for barmitzvahs?

― Mark C, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nichole, are you available for barmitzvahs?

Mark, wouldn't your parents/relatives be somewhat disturbed;>?

― Nichole Graham, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hooks?

― jel --, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you'll need a particle accelerator and a large freezer

― bc, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

webcams, webcams, webcams - and a merchant mastercard account.

― Kim, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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