New south of the river answers
― Christopher Blix Hammer (Ed), Monday, 6 October 2008 14:18 (sixteen years ago)
I never go further South than the tube extends really. A Piccadilly Line extension providing for Stamford Hill/Stokey/Hackney Central would be useful.
― chap, Monday, 6 October 2008 14:23 (sixteen years ago)
i assume this is a london-centric thread and any rants i could contribute about the glasgow underground would be wasted ;)
seriously, though: you can't complain about the shitness of any transport system anywhere in the world until you've travelled on that joke of a fucking thing.
― right, we all start when the drum machine starts, lads (grimly fiendish), Monday, 6 October 2008 14:24 (sixteen years ago)
The Sarf London line that connects Streatham with, like, the WORLD.
No, actually serious answer - there needs to be something akin to Silverlink for the South - so you can go straight across the bottom of South London - New Cross down through Peckham, the Dulwiches, through Streatham and Upper Tooting and the Claphams and out to Putney - all on one line without 1) go all the way in to London Bridge or the Elephant and change and 2) having to change a million times at Clapham Junction.
I mean, yeah, the actual train tracks exist but it's really annoying having to transfer 2 or 3 times to get across.
― COOL in ze POOL, HOTT in ze DANCING SPOT (Masonic Boom), Monday, 6 October 2008 14:28 (sixteen years ago)
Harringey to the pits of hell
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 6 October 2008 14:29 (sixteen years ago)
Also, again, not a tube per se, but I wish that Sarf London trains to LONDON BRIDGE could go North of the river, straight up to Liverpool Street and Hackney and out - it is SO ANNOYING to have to get a bus or a tube, like half a mile, to get back on a different train to get out to East London.
― COOL in ze POOL, HOTT in ze DANCING SPOT (Masonic Boom), Monday, 6 October 2008 14:30 (sixteen years ago)
Un RER no less.
― Christopher Blix Hammer (Ed), Monday, 6 October 2008 14:31 (sixteen years ago)
The orange line will make things a lot easier for me when it's up and running, but one I could really use would run:
North Greenwich - Greenwich - Blackheath - Lewisham - Catford - Forest Hill - Dulwich - Herne Hill - Brixton - Clapham Common - Battersea then connecting with the District & Circle at Sloane Square or Fulham Broadway or something. Maybe let it stop at Charlton for the Valley as well.
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 October 2008 14:32 (sixteen years ago)
haha i thought the glasgow underground thingie is awesome! but then i suppose it's different if you have to actually use it daily. (also it finishes at like 6pm or something?)
― ILX Systern (ken c), Monday, 6 October 2008 14:32 (sixteen years ago)
i just wish there was a bus route which went directly between dalston and bethnal green. two-bus journeys, or one-bus-plus-walk, at 10am on a sunday when you haven't slept and it's pissing down = not fun.
― lex pretend, Monday, 6 October 2008 14:37 (sixteen years ago)
Also an East London Line branch that splits off at Shoreditch High Street via Dalston Kingston, Stoke Newington, Stamford Hill and up somewhere near White Hart Lane. That would be nice.
(xpost haha you could get the fuck out of Bethnal Green on Sunday morning either? Grim wasn't it?)
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 October 2008 14:42 (sixteen years ago)
but yeah london clearly missing a south east to south west link.
proper london-wise - maybe one that goes from alexandra palace to crouch end to stokey, newington green then de beauvoir town connecting to angel (plus another branch that goes to highgate village from crouchy)
it'll can be called like "ponce line" or something.
xxpost
― ILX Systern (ken c), Monday, 6 October 2008 14:44 (sixteen years ago)
While it *would* be handy if a tube line went through Dulwich, the rent on my new house wouldn't be anything like as cheap. I think I'd just be happy if I could use PAYG Oyster on the overland.
― ShNick (Upt0eleven), Monday, 6 October 2008 14:44 (sixteen years ago)
Ponce Line is another very good idea.
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 October 2008 14:45 (sixteen years ago)
Tube line probably overkill but I wish there were more buses that went from N London to NE London, so I didn't have to go into Angel/Kings X and then all the way back out again.
― I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Monday, 6 October 2008 14:48 (sixteen years ago)
I'd take any concession to SE London tbh
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Monday, 6 October 2008 14:48 (sixteen years ago)
what's the definition of N London, colonel poo?
― ILX Systern (ken c), Monday, 6 October 2008 14:52 (sixteen years ago)
Tube line probably overkill but I wish there were more buses that went from N London to NE London
I know. I'm in Tufnell Park, and when I was seeing a girl in Stamford Hill it would take me about an hour to get to her house partially because because I had to walk for fifteen minutes to get to a bus that was going anywhere near. It's really not that far! To be fair Seven Sisters Road traffic never helped things.
― chap, Monday, 6 October 2008 14:57 (sixteen years ago)
I was specifically thinking of Tufnell Park actually. But anywhere west of Tottenham I guess
― I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Monday, 6 October 2008 14:59 (sixteen years ago)
The Wilshire Line. But Beverly Hills will never let it happen.
― B.L.A.M., Monday, 6 October 2008 14:59 (sixteen years ago)
The radial aspect of London's transport structure really bothers me. It's all about getting IN and OUT from the centre to suburbs - I mean, why on earth would anyone want to go from one former suburb to another?
― COOL in ze POOL, HOTT in ze DANCING SPOT (Masonic Boom), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:00 (sixteen years ago)
What there really needs to be is, like, the Circle Line, but further out - i.e. this tube line should be to the Circle Line what the M25 is to the North/South Circular.
― COOL in ze POOL, HOTT in ze DANCING SPOT (Masonic Boom), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:01 (sixteen years ago)
Ah, the mythcial South Circular.
― shoving leopard (ledge), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:02 (sixteen years ago)
or mythical.
What do you mean mythical? I live half a mile from it. It's real enough.
― COOL in ze POOL, HOTT in ze DANCING SPOT (Masonic Boom), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:07 (sixteen years ago)
This is interesting:http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/archive/b/b7/20070106014211!London_Underground_full_map.png
― chap, Monday, 6 October 2008 15:07 (sixteen years ago)
OK, it's a bunch of random roads that were cobbled together in a vaguely semi-circular form, but it certainly exists as an entity.
tufnell park bit of a tuffie i guess.
in holloway you can just get a 253, 259 or 29 etc to go east. 41 from archway!
― ILX Systern (ken c), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:07 (sixteen years ago)
Essentially I want a Tube system so complex that buses are rendered obsolete.
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 October 2008 15:08 (sixteen years ago)
south circular road doesn't seem to serve any purpose - you can take any other cobbled together route around the south and get somewhere in the same time!
― ILX Systern (ken c), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:09 (sixteen years ago)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you can pry my Sarf London busses from my COLD DEAD FINGERS.
― COOL in ze POOL, HOTT in ze DANCING SPOT (Masonic Boom), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:09 (sixteen years ago)
One way I can get back is via the 41 from Archway but have been stuck waiting at Tottenham Hale for half an hour, I tend to go into Angel instead cos the nightbus is every 10 mins-ish from there
xxxpost
― I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:11 (sixteen years ago)
I tend to rely on the N253 if I'm east, but it's a bit of a schlep at either end, plus not the most reliable night bus.
― chap, Monday, 6 October 2008 15:12 (sixteen years ago)
it certainly exists as an entity
well at the risk of getting all philosophical, what do you mean by that? the north circular is a road. the south circular, is as you say cobbled together from existing roads and arguably only exists as a concept. unlike the north circular it doesn't make driving along its route any easier.
― shoving leopard (ledge), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:13 (sixteen years ago)
or what ken said.
― shoving leopard (ledge), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:14 (sixteen years ago)
white hart lane- seville, catering for return journeys.
― darraghmac, Monday, 6 October 2008 15:14 (sixteen years ago)
I dunno - I don't really drive, but I've never had a bad experience on the South Circular. Granted, I'm only ever on it late at night coming home from gigs.
It might not be as purpose built or useful as the North Circular, but that certainly doesn't make it mythical or non-existent.
― COOL in ze POOL, HOTT in ze DANCING SPOT (Masonic Boom), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:16 (sixteen years ago)
i think the analogy with trains is that in a sense, the bigger circle line already exists, if you label all the trains in the south that forms a vague circle that involves changing trains 3 times and call it a line (which is actually probably what they'd do)
― ILX Systern (ken c), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:21 (sixteen years ago)
No, the difference would be - I want to take all the trains without having to change! And also, when dealing with deepest SE London, not have to go IN to London Bridge to get back down to SW London.
― COOL in ze POOL, HOTT in ze DANCING SPOT (Masonic Boom), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:22 (sixteen years ago)
(and basically what is currently the london overground 'line')
xpost
― ILX Systern (ken c), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:25 (sixteen years ago)
I'm with Colonel Poo on this one. I want them to re-route the Victoria line so that one of the two Walthamstow stations is nearer my flat, add in Manor House, then after Finsbury Park it should leap across to the Northern Line at Tufnell Park and call in on Kentish Town and Camden Town.
― The Resistible Force (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:30 (sixteen years ago)
Out of interest, Kate, what do you consider "deepest" SE London?
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:33 (sixteen years ago)
The bit that I can't get to without having to go all the way into London Bridge and then out the other side.
Which is totally arbitrary, yes, but it annoys me that I can get to, say, Peckham or Dulwich on one train, but I can't get to, say, New Cross or Greenwich without tramping in and out of Central London.
― COOL in ze POOL, HOTT in ze DANCING SPOT (Masonic Boom), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:35 (sixteen years ago)
i wonder if the lack of interchange between central and piccadilly line in the west is anoying for anyone - they cris cross each other but the two lines don't meet in an actual station until holborn
― ILX Systern (ken c), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:35 (sixteen years ago)
deepest SE london starts at borough or thereabouts
― lex pretend, Monday, 6 October 2008 15:36 (sixteen years ago)
I agree entirely, as long as the Walthamstow station that moves is Blackhorse Road - you can leave Walthamstow Central where it is thanks :)
― I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:36 (sixteen years ago)
Lex, go and put lettuce on yr pizza or something. :-P
― COOL in ze POOL, HOTT in ze DANCING SPOT (Masonic Boom), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:37 (sixteen years ago)
also i'm with k8 on buses >>>>> tubes. when i moved to dalston and HAD to get buses everywhere it was, like, totes revelatory. still try to avoid tubes at all times unless i'm going somewhere really far away or am very late.
― lex pretend, Monday, 6 October 2008 15:38 (sixteen years ago)
All I'm saying is that it ain't New Cross, Peckham etc that need a tube line so much as one down thru Lewisham into Catford, Bromley etc that goes round the south and winds up in Kensington or somesuch.
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:40 (sixteen years ago)
looking at the map south london probably have more trains going across (without crossing central) than anywhere else in london actually
― ILX Systern (ken c), Monday, 6 October 2008 15:40 (sixteen years ago)
What do you mean mythical? I live half a mile from it. It's real enough.― COOL in ze POOL, HOTT in ze DANCING SPOT (Masonic Boom), Monday, 6 October 2008 16:07
― COOL in ze POOL, HOTT in ze DANCING SPOT (Masonic Boom), Monday, 6 October 2008 16:07
so real i live ON IT! (well, next to it)
I'd like a tube that goes from Tulse Hill to Elephant & Castle, Blackfriars, Farringdon, Kentish Town... oh no wait, that's the Thameslink, my new favourite train :-)
― CharlieNo4, Monday, 6 October 2008 16:04 (sixteen years ago)
er, the south circular, that is.
Wait, Chuck! You live in Herne Hill now! Come to the Half Moon on Thursday! It's yr local, you can't not come!
― COOL in ze POOL, HOTT in ze DANCING SPOT (Masonic Boom), Monday, 6 October 2008 16:11 (sixteen years ago)
that's the Thameslink, my new favourite train :-)
Good route. When it's fucking running.
― chap, Monday, 6 October 2008 16:12 (sixteen years ago)
haha wow you live off thurlow park road then?
― ILX Systern (ken c), Monday, 6 October 2008 16:16 (sixteen years ago)
(or on it, even?)
― ILX Systern (ken c), Monday, 6 October 2008 16:17 (sixteen years ago)
I live on it! I can see the signs on Tulse Hill station platform from my kitchen window, even though the Post Office tells me i live in West Dulwich according to my postcode, and apparently Tule Hill station itself is technically in West Norwood. South London is hella confusing...
― CharlieNo4, Monday, 6 October 2008 16:30 (sixteen years ago)
Turnpike Lane - Upper Edmonton - Southbury Road - Waltham Cross
― Grandpont Genie, Monday, 6 October 2008 16:31 (sixteen years ago)
NB. I was extremely concerned, on moving from Bow E3 to the wilds of SE21 in June, that it'd be significantly harder to reach my other 'alf in Archway. Turns out the Thameslink takes me to Kentish Town in 33 minutes so I'm at her door in 40. In Your Face, tube!
― CharlieNo4, Monday, 6 October 2008 16:33 (sixteen years ago)
is thameslink covered by travelcard?
― ILX Systern (ken c), Monday, 6 October 2008 16:56 (sixteen years ago)
(or *gasp* oyster prepay)
my friend used to live on that road btw.. near where the road forks
― ILX Systern (ken c), Monday, 6 October 2008 16:57 (sixteen years ago)
Travelcard, yes - Oyster prepay only on certain sections, but mostly not.
― COOL in ze POOL, HOTT in ze DANCING SPOT (Masonic Boom), Monday, 6 October 2008 16:58 (sixteen years ago)
prepay as in pay as you go? not sure. i've just got an annual 1-3 oyster which seems to do the trick.
― CharlieNo4, Monday, 6 October 2008 17:00 (sixteen years ago)
I love it when ILX's London people talk about London stuff. It's one of my greatest ILX pleasures.
― ○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Monday, 6 October 2008 19:41 (sixteen years ago)
worst thing about never using the tube is missing a lot of the design, especially underground station platform tile patterns
― Annoying Display Name (blueski), Monday, 6 October 2008 19:53 (sixteen years ago)
i love the tube aesthetic, or what i perceive to be the tube aesthetic; it's one of the great pleasures of my infrequent visits to london.
i imagine the novelty would wear off pretty fucking quickly if i was exposed to it every morning and evening at rush hour, mind.
― toast kid (grimly fiendish), Monday, 6 October 2008 20:12 (sixteen years ago)
Travelcards that happen to be on Oyster = valid across town, and work at London overground stations.
Oyster pre-pay = not valid on all (any?) overground train services.
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 October 2008 20:47 (sixteen years ago)
valid on london overgrounds now i think
― ILX Systern (ken c), Monday, 6 October 2008 21:29 (sixteen years ago)
and valid on some other (seemingly random) train journeys
― The Resistible Force (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 6 October 2008 21:43 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.tfl.gov.uk/tickets/oysteronline/5823.aspx
Oyster single fares are generally not available on National Rail services in London. The only routes where pay as you go is valid are:
* Amersham - Marylebone * Finsbury Park - King's Cross/Moorgate * Greenford/West Drayton - London Paddington * Stratford - Liverpool Street * Tottenham Hale/Seven Sisters - Stratford * Upminster/Rainham (Essex) - Fenchurch Street/Liverpool Street via Barking (but not at Forest Gate/Maryland) * Walthamstow Central/Tottenham Hale/Seven Sisters - Liverpool Street * Watford Junction - Euston (London Midland) * Watford Junction - Clapham Junction (Southern) * West Hampstead (Thameslink) - Moorgate/Elephant & Castle/London Bridge * West Ruislip- Marylebone /Paddington
― ShNick (Upt0eleven), Monday, 6 October 2008 21:46 (sixteen years ago)
none of which do me any faakin' good whatsoever.
― ShNick (Upt0eleven), Monday, 6 October 2008 21:47 (sixteen years ago)
oyster pre-pay on the north london line = WIN.
― lex pretend, Monday, 6 October 2008 21:57 (sixteen years ago)
used to be free :(
― ILX Systern (ken c), Monday, 6 October 2008 22:24 (sixteen years ago)
Denmark Hill station is pretty much a south London lifesaver. Trains to Victoria (some non-stop!), Elephant/Blackfriars, or London Bridge. Plus it's really, really nice.
But um, I agree with whoever suggested North Greenwich to Clapham. Or... some kind of super-line with starting points around Bromley and one of the stations along the non-Isle of Dogs DLR line (ie old royal docks area), transfer points at Clapham and somewhere else, and ending points at Victoria and Wimbledon. Or something.
― salsa shark, Monday, 6 October 2008 22:40 (sixteen years ago)
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Haha, my thoughts exactly. I got it to work for two years and paid about three times.
― chap, Monday, 6 October 2008 23:36 (sixteen years ago)
It's interesting, really, as to the possible reasons *why* there were never Circle Lines south of the river. There were once Inner, Middle and Outer Circle lines (the Inner is the modern Circle; the others were horseshoe-shapes that started at Mansion House, ran west, and went onto various other lines; I *think* the Middle went via the Hammersmith & City and the Outer via the North London Line, but I'm doing this from memory) but none of these Circles crossed the river at all. South of the River was, firstly, not built-up enough during the Great Railway Development phase; and, secondly, heavily served by the main line radially-based companies, who objected vociferously in Parliament to any incursions.
― Forest Pines Mk2, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 10:28 (sixteen years ago)
south london is so lame
― ILX Systern (ken c), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 10:31 (sixteen years ago)
I'm in Tufnell Park, and when I was seeing a girl in Stamford Hill it would take me about an hour to get to her house
393 any use?
― Tom D asks, "Are we in love like I think we be?" (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 10:42 (sixteen years ago)
best bus ever
― ILX Systern (ken c), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 10:52 (sixteen years ago)
Yes, but becoming increasingly erratic under Boris's stewardhsip.
― Tom D asks, "Are we in love like I think we be?" (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 10:55 (sixteen years ago)
maybe he hates stoke newington (N106 is now no more)
― ILX Systern (ken c), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 10:59 (sixteen years ago)
Didn't realise that London was the only city in the world that could use railway infrastructure.
― its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 11:20 (sixteen years ago)
NYC too, the rest of the world can go swivel
What nyc subway line do you wish existed
― Christopher Blix Hammer (Ed), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 11:43 (sixteen years ago)
Didn't realise any other city in the world called their railway infrastructure the Tube.
― I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 11:47 (sixteen years ago)
Oxford is the only city in the world which calls its bus the Tube.
― Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 12:03 (sixteen years ago)
Yes, but only the bus to London!
― CharlieNo4, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 12:05 (sixteen years ago)
The Metropolitan Line ruined the "Zone 7" joke about the Tube to Oxford, though, by changing Zones A, B, C and.... was there a D? I think there was.
― Calculus of Rock (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 15:20 (sixteen years ago)
Still is a D. Chesham and Amersham.
― chap, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 15:23 (sixteen years ago)
nah chesham and amersham are now zone 9
― Christopher Blix Hammer (Ed), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 15:26 (sixteen years ago)
Huh, did that happen quite recently?
― chap, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 15:29 (sixteen years ago)
about a year ago.
― Christopher Blix Hammer (Ed), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 15:30 (sixteen years ago)
so oxford tube can be zone 10 then. joke resumed! still hilarious.
― ILX Systern (ken c), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 15:47 (sixteen years ago)
Nah. Zone 7 is funny. Zone 10 just isn't, for some reason.
― Calculus of Rock (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 15:48 (sixteen years ago)
393 is indeed brilliant. Especially the Holloway to Chalk Farm bit.
― if, Tuesday, 7 October 2008 16:35 (sixteen years ago)
I am currently being Ms. Sarf London Bus Information service trying to get people to come to Herne Hill for the aaahhhrty paaaahrty thing. What, have none of you people ever heard of tfl.gov.uk and their Spider Maps facility? Sheesh!
― Calculus of Rock (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 7 October 2008 16:36 (sixteen years ago)
Regents ParkAdelaide RoadHampstead HeathTufnell ParkNags HeadBlackstock RoadChurch Street & Albion RoadKingsland RoadHackney RoadGlobe RoadStepney GreenLimehouse
― Hello Everyone!, Thursday, 16 October 2008 08:58 (sixteen years ago)
if only they had built this new Wood Lane station 10 years ago (ditto the Shepherds Bush Overground stop)
― Annoying Display Name (blueski), Thursday, 16 October 2008 10:45 (sixteen years ago)
Neither of them are new stations. The Overground station was originally called Uxbridge Road; it closed in 1940. The new Wood Lane is very close to the site of White City (Hammersmith & City), which was closed to regular traffic in 1914 but opened when events were being held at White City until 1959.
― Forest Pines Mk2, Thursday, 16 October 2008 10:58 (sixteen years ago)
xp I would use that imaginary Church Street to Regents Park via Tufnell Park and Hampstead Heath line about 500 times a day.
(Not because I would particularly need to- I'd just start tap dancing along the carriages for pennies.)
― sktsh, Thursday, 16 October 2008 11:23 (sixteen years ago)