The Great White Lodge

The Christed Extraterrestrials

dipped and fried in Christ batter

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Here is a quick guide to The Great White Lodge:

God
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Benevolent creator of the Omniverse and everything in it.

Fun Fact! Infinitely concrete. Infinitely abstract.

Lord Archangel Michael
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Head of God’s Angels. Head of God’s Army. Mightiest warrior in The Great White Lodge. Supreme Angel of protection.

Fun Fact! The second most powerful being in this Universe!

Lord Melchizedek
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Lord Melchizedek is the Universal Logos and third most powerful being in this Universe.

Fun Fact! As Universal Logos, Lord Melchizedek oversees the Ascension process and development of ALL beings in this Universe. He is also the Head of The “Order of Melchizedek,” which is the priesthood and seminary college of The Great White Lodge.

I ask that you please withhold your vote until the short guide to The Great White Lodge is completed. Commander Ashtar thanks you.

Also, it should be noted that for most of the following entities, you may call upon them for help, guidance, protection, and training, and they will surely do everything within his power, control, and jurisdiction to help you.

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crop circles ftw

Shamballa
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Astral Headquarters of The Great White Lodge on Earth. Accessed through a secret astral doorway in The Gobi Desert.

Fun Fact! To give you some idea just how difficult it is to find and enter the astral doorway which leads to Shamballa, Lord Maitreya has stated, “For every two thousand souls who seek Shamballa, only one finds it.”

Lord Maitreya
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Cosmic Avatar. King of Shamballa. Head of The Great White Lodge on Earth.

Fun Fact! Secret Teacher and Guide to Jesus, Buddha, Krishna, Moses, Mohammed, Zoroaster, Lao-tzu, Confucius, and many others. His name is pronounced: my-tray-a

(this is NOT Jesus!)

(Lord Sananda was Jesus)

Saint Germain
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Ascended Master of the 76th Degree and former Chohan of the 7th Ray. Saint Germain was recently promoted to Manu and is now in charge of mitigating world affairs and establishing The Seventh Golden Age of Enlightenment on planet Earth.

Fun Fact! He was Joseph, the adoptive father of Jesus. He was Merlin the Magician. He was Roger Bacon, father of the scientific method. He was Francis Bacon, the scholar, mystic, and true author of the Shakespearean plays. And he was The Wonder Man of Europe “Count Saint Germain” the most mysterious and influential person of the 18th century. In a time before planes, trains, and automobiles Count Saint Germain was seen in London, Paris, and Rome on the same day. He was the hidden Architect and Creator of The United States of America. He secretly planned and orchestrated the French Revolution and countless other intrigues that helped to improve and facilitate European democracy. At the same time he anonymously designed and introduced countless industrial and medical improvements to the world, selflessly allowing others to take the credit. Count Saint Germain was seen around the world for over 160 years. Despite this astonishing fact he was never seen to age or to consume food or drink of any kind....Saint Germain has long been the “James Bond” of The Great White Lodge and is to the “Age of Aquarius” what Jesus was to the “Age of Pisces.”

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Lord Buddha
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Former World Teacher and Messenger of The Great White Lodge. Ageless and deathless Ascended Master of the 76th Degree.

Fun Fact! Lord Buddha now resides in the astral city of Shamballa, but often materializes on the Earth plane to perform various Lodge duties as needed.

Master Kuthumi
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Chohan of The Second Ray. Ageless and deathless Ascended Master of the 76th Degree.

Fun Fact! In a previous incarnation Master Kuthumi was John the beloved disciple of Jesus and author of the Book of Revelations!

Master El Morya
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Chohan of The First Ray. Ageless and deathless Ascended Master of the 76th Degree.

Fun Fact! Master El Morya resides in the astral city of Shamballa, but often materializes on the Earth plane to perform various Lodge duties as needed.

Djwhal Khul
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Ageless and deathless Ascended Master of the 76th Degree.

Fun Fact! In a previous incarnation Djwhal Khul was the great master Confucius!

Lord Sananda
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Ageless and deathless Ascended Master of the 76th Degree and Star Fleet Commander.

Fun Fact! In his previous incarnation Lord Sananda was the World Teacher Jesus Christ.

The Lady Masters - Mother Mary and Quan Yin
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Mother Mary and Quan Yin are two well-known Ascended Masters of the 76th Degree in feminine form.

Fun Fact! Be not deceived by the Lady Masters’ supremely loving countenances and compassionate auras. The Lady Masters are mighty warriors too, and every bit equal to their male counterparts in battle!

The Angels
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There are legions of angels for every task, purpose, and specialty.

Fun Fact! God has created more angels than can be counted! That is a fact!

The Nature Spirits
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God has sprinkled Nature Spirits all over the Earth. They are normally invisible to human sight, but many psychics and clairvoyants can see and hear them. Nature Spirits exist in every size, shape, and dimension.

Fun Fact! They have also been known to help animals and humans caught in serious danger. Very useful beings to have around!

The Christed Extraterrestrials
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God did not create trillions and trillions of star systems and planets for nothing! God has placed many kinds and types of beings throughout the Omniverse. Beings exist in every size, shape, and dimension. Many have human appearance and many do not. 95% of extraterrestrials worship God and are far more advanced mentally, spiritually, and technologically than the race of Earth.

Fun Fact! Over the years The Christed Extraterrestrials have made friendly diplomatic contact with the governments of this Earth, but in each case the governments of this Earth were too malevolent, too narrow-minded, too selfish, too greedy, and too distrusting to cooperate with The Christed Extraterrestrials. Naturally the governments of this Earth have never told you about these meetings.

Commander Ashtar
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Commander Ashtar is a Christed Extraterrestrial and Cosmic Avatar. He is head of “The Ashtar Command,” which is the mighty and invincible Space Patrol of The Great White Lodge.

Fun Fact! Commander Ashtar and The Ashtar Command have saved the Earth from annihilation countless times without the surface race being aware of it. Every person on this planet owes their life to the valor and bravery of The Ashtar Command!

Agharta
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Ancient civilization inside the Earth that is a thousand times more spiritually and technologically advanced than the surface race. The Agarthans are human in appearance and refer to you as “The Surface Dwellers.”

Fun Fact! The world’s Top Secret military brass have known about Agartha for a very long time. They do not make this knowledge public in order to avert a global panic as well as to protect and continue their tryanical control over you. Half of the UFO’s that people see do not come from outer space but come from the advanced civilization of Agartha inside the Earth! The Agarthans are a friendly Christed race and are loyal members of The Great White Lodge. During Armageddon the Agarthans will assist God’s Army in the glorious defeat of The Dark Lodge/Illuminati/Secret Government alliance.

Crop Circles
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Friendly “greeting cards” from The Christed Extraterrestrials and The Agarthans designed to awaken Earthlings to their cosmic heritage.

Fun Fact! The dot in the center of this Crop Circle is a man!

The Dark Lodge
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Our cosmic counterpart! The Lodge of evil, greed, corruption, insanity, and megalomania. Sinister architects of false wars, false news, false hope, mass mind control, mass consumerism, mass enslavement, suppressed sciences, global control, and the invisible prison of THE NEW WORLD ORDER. Lucifer and his followers defected from God’s Great White Lodge and formed The Dark Lodge 200,000 years ago. Wherever there is trouble in the galaxy rest assured The Dark Lodge is behind it.

Fun Fact! Most leaders of Earth have sided with The Dark Lodge (consciously or unconsciously) and that is why conditions on Earth never improve. The Dark Lodge is galaxy wide and consists of Fallen Angels, evil Extraterrestrials, evil Earthlings, evil Elementals, and evil Interdimensional Space/Time entities. Don’t worry about The Dark Lodge. The Dark Lodge is playing “chess” against Almighty God—and they are going to lose big time! YOU can help defeat The Dark Lodge with your prayers. As many of YOU as possible should make the following prayer fervently and often. “Dear God, dear Angels, dear Ascended Masters, dear Nature Spirits, and dear Christed Extraterrestrials, please kindly do everything within your power, control, and jurisdiction to neutralize and eradicate all agents, allies, and plans of The Dark Lodge on Earth fully and completely, now and forever—Amen.” And the following prayer will protect YOU and YOUR FAMILY against all agents and allies of The Dark Lodge, “Dear God, dear Angels, dear Ascended Masters, dear Nature Spirits, and dear Christed Extraterrestrials, please kindly protect and defend me and my family fully and completely from all agents and allies of The Dark Lodge, now and forever—Amen.”

The Ark of the Covenant
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The most powerful device on Earth. The Ark is a channel and portal for The Holy Spirit, The Angels, The Elementals, and The Alchemical Forces of God.

Fun Fact! The Dark Lodge has attempted to steal and disable The Ark for centuries, but their attempts have all ended with their own death and destruction. Lord Archangel Michael will open The Ark of the Covenant at the start of Armageddon and unleash legions of Angels, Elementals, and Alchemical Forces that will swiftly search and destroy all agents and allies of The Dark Lodge, thereby erasing all evil and negativity on this planet forever.

The Seventh

Golden Age of Enlightenment
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After the great cleansing of Armageddon, the remaining race of Earth, aided and assisted by The Agarthans and The Christed Extraterrestrials, will collectively create The Seventh Golden Age of Enlightenment on Earth, a civilization God has promised to be even better than “The Garden of Eden” of Atlantis and Lemuria.

Fun Fact! At least three waterfalls!

That concludes the short guide to The Great White Lodge.

COMMANDER ASHTAR FTW!!!

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LOL Theosophy FTW.

david lynch's son is his damn twin

I've always thought so too! It's uncanny

I'd like to vote for the little magician kid and his grandmother, but they're not on the list.

Oh, I see someone already posted a pic of him.

No option for "This is all a load of bollocks", no credibility, etc.

I see that The Dark Lodge has corrupted you, too, snoball.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

(xpost) Yeah, that Bono is a real shady character.

archangel Michael was robbed

take THAT, GOD!

Amazing. Reminds me alot of this

News from the Front

Unbeknownst to the ignorant masses of Earth, a great War is being fought for control of this planet between the “Forces of Darkness” and the “Forces of Light.” The Forces of Darkness in this War are the unholy trinity of The Dark Lodge/Illuminati/Secret Government alliance, and the Forces of Light in this War are The Great White Lodge and Spiritual Hierarchy.

At this time, The Great White Lodge is happy to inform its members that The Dark Lodge/Illuminati/Secret Government alliance is losing this War and has recently gone from the offensive into full-blown retreat. The 911 attacks were the last card in the The Dark Lodge/Illuminati/Secret Government deck, and the fallout of 911 did not go as well as our Enemy expected thanks to perfect and effective counter measures of The Great White Lodge and Spiritual Hierarchy.

And more recently, The Great White Lodge and Spiritual Hierarchy began neutralizing and erasing the evil chemtrails the Enemy deployed in the skies of Earth (and still deploys, but to no avail).

The Dark Lodge/Illuminati/Secret Government alliance are now painfully aware that The Great White Lodge and Spiritual Hierarchy are vastly stronger and superior to them in every way, and The Dark Lodge/Illuminati/Secret Government alliance has given up all hope of “winning” this war. But still they will not surrender. Instead, The Dark Lodge/Illuminati/Secret Government alliance is now fully engaged in their last and final hare-brained plan, a plan they call “Project Noah’s Ark.” The goal of “Project Noah’s Ark” is to delay (as long as possible) the inevitable defeat and eradication of The Dark Lodge/ Illuminati / Secret Government alliance. To this end, The Dark Lodge/Illuminati/Secret Government alliance have built (and continue to build) a number of vast underground “bases” similar to Area 51 in design and structure. It is their ludicrous hope that their high-tech underground bases will be adequate or semi-adequate defense against God’s massive army of Angels, Elementals, Alchemical Forces, Avatars, Ascended Masters, and the Christed E.T.’s and their supremely advanced technologies.

We hate to burst our Enemy’s bubble, but these ridiculously lame underground bases will be absolutely no defense against God’s massive army of Angels, Elementals, Alchemical Forces, Avatars, Ascended Masters, and the Christed E.T.’s and their supremely advanced technologies. But they will learn that the hard way.

Saint Germain, our beloved Manu and Leader in this great War, is doing everything He possibly can to mitigate the death and destruction of Armageddon. But under the horrendous karmic circumstances of this planet, there is only so much Saint Germain can mitigate, and there will be some degree of death and destruction during Armageddon. The exact degree of death and destruction remains unknown and is somewhat variable. The Great White Lodge and Spiritual Hierarchy pledges to use as little force as possible to defeat The Dark Lodge/Illuminati/Secret Government alliance and win the War, but given what The Great White Lodge and Spiritual Hierarchy are up against, They will have no choice but to use powers and might far beyond Earthly comprehension. And before it is over, The Dark Lodge/Illuminati/Secret Government alliance and the ignorant masses of Earth will know the power, might, and supremacy of God, The Great White Lodge, and The Spiritual Hierarchy.

How soon will the great battle of Armageddon take place? No one knows. God will give the order for Armageddon to Lord Archangel Michael, but not even Lord Archangel Michael knows exactly what day that will be. It could be tomorrow. Or it could be a hundred years from now. But it will be “soon” relatively speaking. The Earth is in the last quadrant of the Kali Yuga, the “signs and wonders” are there, mankind has been warned, the clock is ticking, the hour is almost 12, and the sword of God is descending. All we can tell our members is what Lord Michael has told us, “Be ready. The order can come any day now.”

Have no fear. In this great battle Our victory is assured. And although there may be death and destruction all around you on the great day of Armageddon, the loyal sons and daughters of God will not be harmed in the least, and though society as you know it will be reduced to rubble, the loyal sons and daughters of God will be spared, and spared to perfection, spared to rebuild this world from the ashes of the old, and create The Seventh Golden Age of Enlightenment this planet has known. For that is God’s plan. And that plan is perfect.

The Sphinx

The Egyptian Sphinx is not what it appears to be and is thousands of years older than Earth scientists believe. The Sphinx is hollow like a chocolate Easter bunny. Inside the hollow neck is a golden sphere that is a “Time Capsule” from the period. Also inside the hollow Sphinx is a well-hidden secret doorway that can only be opened by uttering a secret word. This secret doorway opens to a spiral staircase that leads to an underground room. In this room there is a clay pot in one corner. Also in this room are three tunnels that lead out of the room. Arcane hieroglyphs on the clay pot tell you which tunnel to take and what to do. If you enter one of the two “wrong” tunnels, an ingenious booby trap springs and you will die a very horrible death. In the future, three people from the west will successfully read the clay pot and enter the correct tunnel unharmed. They will be the chosen three. The chosen three will then walk down a long stone hallway with 48 sacred geometric drawings on the upper left side. These 48 drawings are the 48 blueprints of the 48 chromosomes of the Christ Consciousness. Although the hallway is perfectly lit, there is no visible light source, but the chosen three will “know” where the light comes from. At the end of the hallway is a slight right-hand turn into a large room. This is “The Hall of Records.” Sitting on raised shelves in The Hall of Records is physical evidence of Earth civilizations from the last 5½ million years. An emissary from The Great White Lodge will then appear to greet the chosen three and impart “Special Instructions” to them. Each of the chosen three will then be allowed to remove one object from the room and return with it to the surface of Earth. The chosen three will also find three golden etchings that resemble “photographs” resting upon a nearby stone. And the chosen three will be shocked and amazed to find pictures of themselves inside the golden frames. These are pictures of themselves in a previous embodiment thousands of years ago when they were ancient Egyptians. The names engraved on the golden frames will be different, but the likeness to the chosen three will be perfect. The chosen three will also notice a “date” engraved onto the golden picture frames, and the chosen three will be still further shocked and amazed to discover that the “date” engraved onto the golden picture frames many centuries ago is the date of that very day. And when the chosen three gaze upon their old “photographs” once again, their long cyclic journey, which began thousands of years ago, and spanned many embodiments, will now be gloriously completed, and their job well done.

"hollow like a chocolate Easter bunny"

News from the Front

Unbeknownst to the ignorant masses of Earth, a great War is being fought for control of this planet between the “Forces of Darkness” and the “Forces of Light.” The Forces of Darkness in this War are the unholy trinity of The Dark Lodge/Illuminati/Secret Government alliance, and the Forces of Light in this War are the allied coalition of The Great White Lodge, Spiritual Hierarchy, Psychics, Starseeds, & Lightworkers of Earth.

At this time, The Great White Lodge is happy to inform its members that The Dark Lodge/Illuminati/Secret Government alliance is losing this War and has recently gone from the offensive into full-blown retreat. The 911 attacks were the last card in The Dark Lodge/Illuminati/Secret Government deck, and the fallout of 911 did not go as well as our Enemy expected thanks to perfect and effective counter measures of The Great White Lodge and Spiritual Hierarchy.

And more recently, The Great White Lodge and Spiritual Hierarchy began neutralizing and erasing the evil chemtrails the Enemy deployed in the skies of Earth (and still deploys, but to no avail).

The Dark Lodge/Illuminati/Secret Government alliance are now painfully aware that The Great White Lodge and Spiritual Hierarchy are vastly stronger and superior to them in every way, and The Dark Lodge/Illuminati/Secret Government alliance has given up all hope of “winning” this war. But still they will not surrender. Instead, The Dark Lodge/Illuminati/Secret Government alliance is now fully engaged in their last and final hare-brained plan, a plan they call “Project Noah’s Ark.” The goal of “Project Noah’s Ark” is to delay (as long as possible) the inevitable defeat and eradication of The Dark Lodge/ Illuminati / Secret Government alliance. To this end, The Dark Lodge/Illuminati/Secret Government alliance have built (and continue to build) a number of vast underground “bases” similar to Area 51 in design and structure. It is their ludicrous hope that their high-tech underground bases will be adequate or semi-adequate defense against God’s massive army of Angels, Elementals, Alchemical Forces, Avatars, Ascended Masters, and the Christed E.T.’s and their supremely advanced technologies.

We hate to burst the Enemy’s bubble, but these underground bases will be absolutely no defense against God’s massive army of Angels, Elementals, Alchemical Forces, Avatars, Ascended Masters, and the Christed E.T.’s and their supremely advanced technologies. But Our Enemy will learn that the hard way.

Saint Germain, our beloved Manu and Leader in this great War, is doing everything He possibly can to mitigate the death and destruction of Armageddon. But against the horrendous karmic history of this planet, there is only so much Saint Germain can mitigate under Cosmic Law, and thus there will be some degree of death and destruction during Armageddon. The exact degree of death and destruction is variable and related to future events. As custodians of peace for the galaxy, The Great White Lodge and Spiritual Hierarchy will use as little force as possible to defeat The Dark Lodge/Illuminati/Secret Government alliance and win the War, but given the evil and negative conditions The Great White Lodge and Spiritual Hierarchy are up against, They will have no choice but to use powers and might far beyond Earthly comprehension. And when this great War is over and We are gloriously victorious, The Dark Lodge/Illuminati/Secret Government alliance, as well as the ignorant masses of Earth, will know the unfathomable intelligence, power, might, supremacy, and glory of God, The Great White Lodge, and The Spiritual Hierarchy.

How soon will the great battle of Armageddon take place? No one knows. God will give the order for Armageddon to Lord Archangel Michael, but not even Lord Archangel Michael knows exactly what day that will be. It could be tomorrow. Or it could be a hundred years from now. But it will be “soon” cosmically speaking. The Earth is in the last quadrant of the Kali Yuga, the “signs and wonders” are there, mankind has been warned, the clock is ticking, the hour is almost 12, and the sword of God is descending. All we can tell our members is what Lord Michael has told us, “Be ready. The order can come any day now.”

Have no fear. In this great battle Our victory is assured. And although there may be death and destruction all around you on the great day of Armageddon, the loyal sons and daughters of God will not be harmed in the least, and though society as you know it might be reduced to rubble, the loyal sons and daughters of God will be spared, and spared to perfection, spared to rebuild this world from the ashes of the old, and create The Seventh Golden Age of Enlightenment this planet has known. For that is God’s plan. And that plan is perfect.

news from the front is still the same, apparently

commander ashtar ftw

Just keeping ya'll updated

The Pyramid Plan

Dear Comrades, Brothers, and Sisters. Saint Germain is now asking all members of The Great White Lodge Allied Coalition to accelerate the defeat of The Dark Lodge and dawning New Age by employing the properties and principles of The Pyramid Plan.

The implementation and application of The Pyramid Plan is simplicity itself. Simply place the Truth in the hands of two people, who will in turn place the Truth in the hands of two more people, who will in turn place the Truth in the hands of two more people, and so on and so forth exponentially.

Using this incredibly powerful pyramid principle, only 32 such transactions are required to place the Truth in the hands of ALL citizens of Earth and thereby accelerate the defeat of The Dark Lodge and dawning New Age as rapidly as possible.

To that end ALL members of The Great White Lodge Allied Coalition are requested to post direct links to The Great White Lodge website on any and all internet blogs, websites, and bulletin boards they have access to. For convenience, members may simply cut and paste the following link to blogs, websites, & bulletin boards: www.thegreatwhitelodge.org

Through the collective efforts of The Great White Lodge Allied Coalition, we will FREE the Earth from eons of Dark Lodge rule and usher in the glorious New Age for this planet, for WE are the mighty and invincible 144,000 Lightbearers of Earth!

but seriously if you can all place the Truth in the hands of 2 people, I'd really appreciate it, hail Ashtar

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