I AM OWL MAN

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Toot tooT!

― Owl Man, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

the mentalists have taken over the asylum

― petra jane, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Since the first day, Petra Jane!

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm sorry. i had that in my head all week and finally found a place to post it. as you were.

― petra jane, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Headphone Wearing Area Man Declares Himself Iron Man"

― Ally, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I AM OW-UHL MAN NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH

― Owl Man, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

enjoy my new theme song: OWL MAN OWL MAN bubububu!!

― Owl Man, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'Harry Potter' fills the suburban multiplex -- and imagination -- with owls.

― Momus, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am the walrus

― Queen G, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I used to collect ceramic owls.

― alix, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Did you keep them in the library?

― RickyT, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'figures.

― Graham, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Blimey I also used to collect ceramic owls.

― Tom, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I kept them in my room. I had a shelf. I think they are in a box somewhere. Tom, it is worrying that you too fell in the owl trap.

― alix, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah mine are still at my parents house. To be honest it wasn't really my choice - my Mum mentioned how she'd used to collect stuff as a kid, and I said oh thats nice, I'd like to collect things I suppose. And then she started giving me owls for Christmasses and Birthdays and I quite liked them so I kept them. Some were very nice but others were really horrible and they kind of let the side down collection-wise.

― Tom, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have got no idea why I did it. I don't even remember particularly liking owls at any point. I branched out during the later stages into owl bookmarks and teatrays. Spend a lot of time dusting them and writing inventories of my owl collection to date.

― alix, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you see, this is why god invented record collections!

which reminds me, i really gotta catalogue my cassette tapes this weekend. woohoo!

― petra jane, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I collect souls.

― P. Greenspun, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Walruses are beautiful.

― Ally, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you are all so stupid

― mike hanle y, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not stupid: I AM OWL MAN

― Owl Man, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hanle y is challenged! Unleash the vorpal blade of death!

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

on no! FITE! oh NO!!

― rosemary, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What I meant to say was you are all golden

― mike hanle y, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm not golden: I AM OWL MAN

― Owl Man, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you are shithead

― mike hanle y, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hanle y vs OWL MAN FITE! OH NO! etc

― electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Stand back as I hyposthrasize!

I walk among the clear globes incantatory I am beholden of rare metal

take a nosedive into overdrive impressionistic jazz-mad modal mouth skating on the rain modal motor oil blast my symphony off the walls

The hardest part is playing it again.

deep fried thrill ride diamond cut incoheresy barble walker hip to the mow down locked into the pockets of tight socket lights mainframe you're a waterjack wet taste glamorous

now I'm in it now send some over for dinner

― Owl Man, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

soggy eggroll, why do you love me?

― mike hanle y, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Is Owl Man yer latest creation, O Hanle y Deus? I liked it better when you were making chickenbears and anal bats.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, I dont have any thing to do with this...abomination

― mike hanle y, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hey owl man, you are a TWIT, YOU! hahahahahahaha

― katie, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i am NOT owl man. (I said "Owl" in the what bird would you be thread, citing rotatey heads, the pellet up-chuck thing, ect)

― Alan T, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am not owlman either, but only because don't know how to change my email address like that. Twoo.

― alix, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

OWL MAN apologizes for the pain he has engendered

― Owl Man, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Is Owl Man a sexer, then?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Owl man is a chump

― Mike Hanle y, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

conversation overheard yesterday at pedestrian crossing:

"...he's just mad about owls, crazy about owls!"
"oh yeah, like how?"
"well he collects them. Everything with owls on, thats what he collects. He has to have owls for everything."
"Right, yeah. Owl stuff... what is there that you can get that has owls on it?"
"um, you know, owl pajamas, owl toys, owl um... you know, all that owl stuff."

― rainy, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

When I was twelve or so I had an owl loving phase, courtesy of Farley Mowat.

― Kim, Wednesday, 24 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

We hate you.

― Triangle Man and Particle Man, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Liar and knave!

― Owl Man, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I demand that an army of chickenbears be raised and paraded around the town!

― jel --, Thursday, 25 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

bring on the dancing hamsters

― mike hanle y, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Shiver and say the words of every lie you've heard, then.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 26 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

first I'm gonna bake it, then I'm gonna shake it til its ready to eat!

― mike hanle y, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Iz "oWL MaN" the new name for "Mang" or something?

― Norman Phay, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You will never understand our modern ways, fogey.

― Graham, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well, that's nice, isn't it?

― Norman Phart, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mungo berry

― mike hanle y, Saturday, 27 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ten months pass...

I knew I'd seen those werewolves someplace before.

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 10 March 2003 02:57 (twenty-two years ago)

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― chicken sandwich CARL!! (Z S), Monday, 18 January 2010 05:12 (fifteen years ago)

that's cute he looks like he's on a mission

― harbl, Monday, 18 January 2010 05:13 (fifteen years ago)

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2623/3878371201_1a731579cd.jpg

I'm VERY proud of my owlet sweatah. Gave it our salesperson. Her kid's slightly smaller than Elisabeth. The latter didn't fit in it.

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Monday, 18 January 2010 13:13 (fifteen years ago)

ten months pass...

I'm not Owl Man but I miss him :(

― aerosmith: the acid house years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 21 November 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Oxzh9Q1GoWQ/SfFwGHD4H1I/AAAAAAAAAxA/rCp5O-FJrXI/s400/csa_owlman_1.jpg

― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 21 November 2010 22:10 (fourteen years ago)

I'm not golden: I AM OWL MAN
― Owl Man, Tuesday, April 23, 2002 8:00 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you are shithead
― mike hanle y, Tuesday, April 23, 2002 8:00 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark

never grows old

― Exterminate Capitalism Lobster Package (Eisbaer), Monday, 22 November 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3067/3059394260_c9cdaae469.jpg

― the 'Friends' experiment (Pillbox), Monday, 22 November 2010 01:34 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.wiresnr.org/images/albinoFrogmouth013sm.jpg

― yuoowemeone, Monday, 22 November 2010 09:10 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

you are shithead
― mike hanle y, Tuesday, April 23, 2002 8:00 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark

― Carmine Dirtnap from North Arlington Returns from Pizzaland (Eisbaer), Sunday, 12 December 2010 05:17 (fourteen years ago)

six months pass...

too much pus for us

― I-95 Phuck Phace (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 18:56 (fourteen years ago)

Owls never went toot toot. This thread premise is flawed.

― Kim, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 19:13 (fourteen years ago)

{o,o}
|)__)
-"-"-
O RLY?

― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 19:24 (fourteen years ago)

They hoot. They don't toot.

I mean the whole "Give a hoot, don't pollute" slogan just sounds contradictory if owls be tootin' instead.

― Kim, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 19:46 (fourteen years ago)

owl farts are the worst

― anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 19:49 (fourteen years ago)

grossed out by their weird mouse -eject hole

― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 19:53 (fourteen years ago)

http://www.starmagazine.com/sites/starmagazine.com/files/imagecache/gallery_full_image/photo_gallery_picture_images/ladygaga_june2011.jpg

ORLY!??!?!

― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

I am a werewolf!

AWWW!HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

― resonate with awesomeness (jel --), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:01 (fourteen years ago)

I miss Connor Smedley.

― resonate with awesomeness (jel --), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

I AM A PARROT!
CUCKACUCKADONGEYCUCKKAKKA!!

― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

I have no beef with that one.

― Kim, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:23 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

I AM OW-UHL MAN NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH NEH

― Owl Man, Sunday, April 21, 2002 7:00 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 19:39 (thirteen years ago)

hooty hoo

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 19:59 (thirteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/602526_316521958455785_583807462_n.jpg

― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Friday, 23 November 2012 09:50 (twelve years ago)

hOOt

― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Friday, 23 November 2012 11:35 (twelve years ago)

^-^

― ゑ (clouds), Friday, 23 November 2012 12:27 (twelve years ago)

hoo

― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Friday, 23 November 2012 12:35 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/JxANhhY.gif

― 乒乓, Tuesday, 12 February 2013 23:18 (twelve years ago)

five months pass...

http://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/1001096_10151762496554106_1590446488_n.jpg

― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Saturday, 3 August 2013 22:29 (twelve years ago)

^ WERE-OWL.

― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Saturday, 3 August 2013 22:29 (twelve years ago)

(via anthony e.)

― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Saturday, 3 August 2013 22:29 (twelve years ago)

Quite clearly it's not a were-owl, otherwise it'd be a human turning into an owl. It must be an owl-wolf. Although actually it looks more like it's becoming a bear.

― emil.y, Saturday, 3 August 2013 22:43 (twelve years ago)

owlbear

― the late great, Saturday, 3 August 2013 22:43 (twelve years ago)

http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Owlbear

― the late great, Saturday, 3 August 2013 22:44 (twelve years ago)

http://images.wikia.com/marvel_dc/images/4/44/Owlman_Earth-Three_011.jpg

― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 3 August 2013 22:45 (twelve years ago)

okay, fine, OWLBEAR. nerds.

― *rad hug eomticon* (Control Z), Saturday, 3 August 2013 22:48 (twelve years ago)

pls address me as dungeonmaster

― the late great, Saturday, 3 August 2013 22:48 (twelve years ago)

ten months pass...

K likes to grab my head and tell me to do "back and forth like a owl"

― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:54 (eleven years ago)

K is my two year old, tbc

― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)

that didn't make it sound better

― ₴HABΔZZ ¶IZZΔ (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 June 2014 15:55 (eleven years ago)

nine months pass...

http://www.awesomelycute.com/2015/02/london-opens-a-bar-where-you-can-pet-owls/

― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 March 2015 23:06 (ten years ago)

A GLOUCESTERSHIRE OWL charity, 'Barn Owl Centre' has told how “it survived a death sentence” after being falsely linked to an owl-themed cocktail bar in London
“I had a phone call regarding an event in London where a professional falconer would be in attendance at a sit down affair,” explained Mr Jones. “We were offered a £500-£1,000 donation, but there was no mention of an owl cafe, nor were we to attend with our birds.
But, Mr Jones believes he was tricked into accepting a donation from a separate company and never agreed to accept a donation from an owl bar.
“When we heard through the media it was an owl cafe, it was too late; damage to the centre’s reputation was done. With the onslaught that followed we spent endless days and nights being bombarded with abuse and threats, we also had to install special CCTV at the cost of £3000 as activists were threatening to release the rescued Owls in our care, this was important funds needed to support the Owls at our sanctuary.
“Now the truth is finally out, our life is starting to get back to some kind of normality but at a loss of £3000 of investment in CCTV security needed to protect our rescued Owls. We also lost 2 weeks of valuable Owl time

Valuable owl time.

― Rainbow DAESH (ShariVari), Saturday, 14 March 2015 05:41 (ten years ago)

http://www.itsowltime.com/sitebuilder/images/Main_Surfboard_Header3-904x252.jpg

― soref, Saturday, 14 March 2015 07:36 (ten years ago)

three months pass...

the opening line of 'notes from the underground' looks like it should appear in full on thread connections sometime this evening

― 乒gl乓 (nakhchivan), Monday, June 15, 2015 8:18 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

― imago, Monday, 15 June 2015 20:35 (ten years ago)

did some reading about the eurasian eagle owl today, a lot of scaremongering about its effects on british avianry despite them being here for thousands of years before supposedly disappearing

one person admitted that, rather than having disappeared and then been more or less advertently reintroduced, they might have never left, since they aren't particularly crying out for attention

― 乒gl乓 (nakhchivan), Monday, 15 June 2015 20:41 (ten years ago)

what sort of buffoon would militate against bubo bubo domiciled in the uk based on its deleterious avian diet

― imago, Monday, 15 June 2015 20:44 (ten years ago)

it is a bird of almost impossible gravitas

― imago, Monday, 15 June 2015 20:44 (ten years ago)

i've watched that 7-minute clip of its commandeering of an international football match numerous times and it is one of the best videos on youtube

― imago, Monday, 15 June 2015 20:45 (ten years ago)

four years pass...

General Franco painted this slightly raffish looking owl, it reminds me a bit of the actor Hugh Griffith

https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01997/Francisco-Franco_1997293b.jpg

― soref, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 22:11 (five years ago)

https://secure.i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01997/Francisco-Franco_1997293b.jpg

― soref, Wednesday, 29 April 2020 22:12 (five years ago)

I AM OWL MAN

ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda hoot

― lumen (esby), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 22:18 (five years ago)

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