I thought that the Junk News Story of the Year was gonna be Jayson Williams. I apparently was wrong -- this year's OJ is gonna be Robert Blake. Just like Gary Condit last year, and Joey Buttafuoco, Tonya Harding, and Jon-Benet Ramsey in years past.
The media just can't ween itself from these sorts of stories, no more than little kids can't get enough candy.
― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Monday, 22 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)