Now that Britain is at war with Iceland, post your favourite jingoistic tabloid headlines here

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Inspired by CARELESS BJORK COSTS LIVES, in the pub last night.

Matt DC, Saturday, 11 October 2008 10:38 (seventeen years ago)

CBI slanders Icelanders

(CBI: I'm guessing there has to be some sort of Central Banking Institution with an abbreviation that ends in I in the UK?)

StanM, Saturday, 11 October 2008 10:59 (seventeen years ago)

(Confederation of British Industry, yeah)

It's good but it's no THAT'S WHY HUNS COME FROM ICELAND. Come on, we're at war here!

Matt DC, Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:05 (seventeen years ago)

FUNDS GONE TO ICELAND

snoball, Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:16 (seventeen years ago)

lol

Ant Attack |=| (Ste), Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:21 (seventeen years ago)

YOU BETTER SIGUR OUR ROLLS

Tuomas, Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:22 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.moviewallpapers.net/images/wallpapers/2003/lost-in-translation/lost-in-translation-3-1024.jpg

Poll Wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:24 (seventeen years ago)

McNAB: SAS CAN BE HRH'S PUFFIN-STUFFERS
Bravo Two Hero Calls For Queen To Send In Troops

I'LL SORT THESE GEYSERS OUT, says EastEnders hardman ROSS KEMP

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:44 (seventeen years ago)

BROWN'S BAIL-0UT - CAN WE AFJORD IT?

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:45 (seventeen years ago)

LOCK UP YOUR DOTTIRS - THE SAS ARE COMING

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:50 (seventeen years ago)

HERMANN: WE'VE TAKEN YOU FOR A HREID
Tearful Pompey Star Begs For Forgiveness

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:51 (seventeen years ago)

HARRY HOTSPA - brave Prince goes into battle with our boys.

Matt DC, Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:54 (seventeen years ago)

Clever!

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:55 (seventeen years ago)

WRECK-YA-VIC - Icelandic bombers target East End pubs

Matt DC, Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:57 (seventeen years ago)

QUEEN LIZ: A NORSE, A NORSE, MY KINGDOM FOR A NORSE

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:00 (seventeen years ago)

ICELANDERS ARE THE MOST DISGUSTING SAVAGES ON EARTH IMO

Poll Wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:03 (seventeen years ago)

AXE ICE OF EVIL

Matt DC, Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:04 (seventeen years ago)

CLARKSON: STOP THIS PC NONSENSE NOW
"Iceland no more of a country than Isle of Wight", says TV's Voice of Reason
PLUS: Adrian Chiles on why he never rated Larus Sigurdsson

William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:05 (seventeen years ago)

YES, WE HAFNARFJÖRÐUR, WE HAFNARFJÖRÐUR TODAY

Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:10 (seventeen years ago)

BUNCH OF POOF-INS.

Matt DC, Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:11 (seventeen years ago)

DEPORT MAGNUS MAGNUSSON FACEBOOK GROUP TOPS 5 MILLION

Magnusson unavailable for comment

Poll Wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:13 (seventeen years ago)

OUR PAGE 3 GIRL'S ASSETS GET FROZEN IN ICELAND

snoball, Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:16 (seventeen years ago)

This seems as good a place as any (and I do realise there are no good places) to puke the words "lol Gayer Harder amirite".

(Sorry Geir Haarde, I know nothing about you, including - as may be obvious - the pronunciation of your name. I like yr name similarity with Keir Hardie if that helps any)

knuffeltje van een buffeltje (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:17 (seventeen years ago)

Cooking the books by the book: how LazyTown stars fiddle their taxes... AND GUESS WHO HAS TO PAY?

Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:22 (seventeen years ago)

SPORTACUS GAY FISTING SHAME - "I'LL SMASH SO-BRAVE ROBBIE ROTTEN"

Poll Wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:23 (seventeen years ago)

GEYSERS CHAOSK

Annoying Display Name (blueski), Saturday, 11 October 2008 13:26 (seventeen years ago)

EIDUR DOWN
Our brave boys sink Gudjohnsen's longboat

Annoying Display Name (blueski), Saturday, 11 October 2008 13:29 (seventeen years ago)

picture of savage warmonger Brown now only 11th in google img search for Iceland btw

Annoying Display Name (blueski), Saturday, 11 October 2008 13:31 (seventeen years ago)

CAMERON: I'VE DELETED ALL SUGARCUBES MP3s FROM MY iPOD

its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 11 October 2008 13:37 (seventeen years ago)

ICELAND REBRANDED GREATBRITISHLAND

its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 11 October 2008 13:46 (seventeen years ago)

STICK IT UP YOUR ALÞINGI

its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 11 October 2008 13:50 (seventeen years ago)

I don't think I understand this idea that the UK is at war with Iceland.

The picture of Scarlett J above is stunning; but then they always are.

the pinefox, Saturday, 11 October 2008 14:03 (seventeen years ago)

Cod help us if there's a war...

Matt DC, Saturday, 11 October 2008 14:37 (seventeen years ago)

COD THIS!

its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 11 October 2008 14:51 (seventeen years ago)

That's why Mum says HANG ICELANDIC SCUM FROM THEIR NECKS

its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 11 October 2008 14:56 (seventeen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3141/2931833850_c951eb6600.jpg

Any cook should be able to run the country. (Ned Trifle II), Saturday, 11 October 2008 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

after collapse, do we get free ice?

Dr Morbius, Saturday, 11 October 2008 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

BUGGERCUBES

JimD, Saturday, 11 October 2008 15:18 (seventeen years ago)

MUM'S GONE TO ICELAND BEJAM'S

snoball, Saturday, 11 October 2008 15:35 (seventeen years ago)

YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER KAUPTHING COMING

conrad, Saturday, 11 October 2008 16:01 (seventeen years ago)

LOANED OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN

conrad, Saturday, 11 October 2008 16:05 (seventeen years ago)

okay not v jingoistic

conrad, Saturday, 11 October 2008 16:07 (seventeen years ago)

"YES, WE HAFNARFJÖRÐUR, WE HAFNARFJÖRÐUR TODAY

― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Saturday, October 11, 2008 12:10 PM (3 hours ago)"

This reminded me of a joke this seven year old really liked telling:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Eyja.
Eyja who?
Eyjafjordur!

(The funny part being his hysterical laughter at the end, of course.)

so this is a big deal in britain, huh?

Maria, Saturday, 11 October 2008 16:11 (seventeen years ago)

they own hamleys

conrad, Saturday, 11 October 2008 16:24 (seventeen years ago)

I don't get it

the pinefox, Saturday, 11 October 2008 16:25 (seventeen years ago)

ALTHINGI MUST COME TO AN END

anatol_merklich, Saturday, 11 October 2008 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

This doesn't Baugur well...

Matt DC, Saturday, 11 October 2008 17:02 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.latitude38.com/LectronicLat/2001/July2001/July20/sinking.jpg

CODCHA!

anatol_merklich, Saturday, 11 October 2008 17:04 (seventeen years ago)

^^^ WINNER

Ashamed that I didn't think of it.

its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 11 October 2008 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

Þs in our sides (you know that's all they ever were)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 12 October 2008 00:02 (seventeen years ago)

Flatus Yar Boo Sucks
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flateyjarbók
(To Here Knows When is a song by My Bloody Valentine)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 12 October 2008 00:05 (seventeen years ago)

ALL THAT GLITNIRS IS NOT GOLD

James Mitchell, Sunday, 12 October 2008 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

NORTHERN LIGHTWEIGHTS CRASH ON NORTHERN ROCK OF AEGIS (far too tortuous you are fired, ed)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 12 October 2008 00:17 (seventeen years ago)

ICELAND

STINKING CORPSE (cozwn), Sunday, 12 October 2008 00:33 (seventeen years ago)

^^shd been ICEDLAND

STINKING CORPSE (cozwn), Sunday, 12 October 2008 00:34 (seventeen years ago)

ICE TO SEE YOU, TO SEE YOU ICED

Matt DC, Sunday, 12 October 2008 00:58 (seventeen years ago)

PROGRESS MADE IN ICELAND TALKS
(actual Sun headline today)

Any cook should be able to run the country. (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 12 October 2008 09:11 (seventeen years ago)

We need to do this for a country that has better puns or at least something that can be mocked which isn't cod or Bjork.

its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 12 October 2008 09:24 (seventeen years ago)

The People is today offering readers a free extension lead.

William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 12 October 2008 11:54 (seventeen years ago)

Fuck the crddit crunch and rising energy prices, I'm going to plug in four things at once!

James Mitchell, Sunday, 12 October 2008 12:25 (seventeen years ago)

RECESSION BUSTING!!

its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 12 October 2008 21:16 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

Future of Hamleys and House of Fraser thrown into confusion as Icelandic investor collapses

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 10:02 (sixteen years ago)

Hamleys closing down sale will be a bloodbath.

Frank Sumatra (NickB), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 10:05 (sixteen years ago)

how the hell did Iceland take over Britain in the first place...

Ludo, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 10:20 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34mHZgP9vkc

James Mitchell, Thursday, 15 April 2010 09:07 (fifteen years ago)

haaaaa

Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Thursday, 15 April 2010 09:11 (fifteen years ago)

It's a pain in the ash.

The Man With the Magic Eardrums (Billy Dods), Thursday, 15 April 2010 10:33 (fifteen years ago)


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