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Now that Britain is at war with Iceland, post your favourite jingoistic tabloid headlines here

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Inspired by CARELESS BJORK COSTS LIVES, in the pub last night.

― Matt DC, Saturday, 11 October 2008 10:38 (eighteen years ago)

CBI slanders Icelanders

(CBI: I'm guessing there has to be some sort of Central Banking Institution with an abbreviation that ends in I in the UK?)

― StanM, Saturday, 11 October 2008 10:59 (eighteen years ago)

(Confederation of British Industry, yeah)

It's good but it's no THAT'S WHY HUNS COME FROM ICELAND. Come on, we're at war here!

― Matt DC, Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:05 (eighteen years ago)

FUNDS GONE TO ICELAND

― snoball, Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:16 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― Ant Attack |=| (Ste), Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:21 (eighteen years ago)

YOU BETTER SIGUR OUR ROLLS

― Tuomas, Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.moviewallpapers.net/images/wallpapers/2003/lost-in-translation/lost-in-translation-3-1024.jpg

― Poll Wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:24 (eighteen years ago)

McNAB: SAS CAN BE HRH'S PUFFIN-STUFFERS
Bravo Two Hero Calls For Queen To Send In Troops

I'LL SORT THESE GEYSERS OUT, says EastEnders hardman ROSS KEMP

― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

BROWN'S BAIL-0UT - CAN WE AFJORD IT?

― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:45 (eighteen years ago)

LOCK UP YOUR DOTTIRS - THE SAS ARE COMING

― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:50 (eighteen years ago)

HERMANN: WE'VE TAKEN YOU FOR A HREID
Tearful Pompey Star Begs For Forgiveness

― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:51 (eighteen years ago)

HARRY HOTSPA - brave Prince goes into battle with our boys.

― Matt DC, Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:54 (eighteen years ago)

Clever!

― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:55 (eighteen years ago)

WRECK-YA-VIC - Icelandic bombers target East End pubs

― Matt DC, Saturday, 11 October 2008 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

QUEEN LIZ: A NORSE, A NORSE, MY KINGDOM FOR A NORSE

― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:00 (eighteen years ago)

ICELANDERS ARE THE MOST DISGUSTING SAVAGES ON EARTH IMO

― Poll Wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

AXE ICE OF EVIL

― Matt DC, Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:04 (eighteen years ago)

CLARKSON: STOP THIS PC NONSENSE NOW
"Iceland no more of a country than Isle of Wight", says TV's Voice of Reason
PLUS: Adrian Chiles on why he never rated Larus Sigurdsson

― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:05 (eighteen years ago)

YES, WE HAFNARFJÖRÐUR, WE HAFNARFJÖRÐUR TODAY

― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

BUNCH OF POOF-INS.

― Matt DC, Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:11 (eighteen years ago)

DEPORT MAGNUS MAGNUSSON FACEBOOK GROUP TOPS 5 MILLION

Magnusson unavailable for comment

― Poll Wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:13 (eighteen years ago)

OUR PAGE 3 GIRL'S ASSETS GET FROZEN IN ICELAND

― snoball, Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:16 (eighteen years ago)

This seems as good a place as any (and I do realise there are no good places) to puke the words "lol Gayer Harder amirite".

(Sorry Geir Haarde, I know nothing about you, including - as may be obvious - the pronunciation of your name. I like yr name similarity with Keir Hardie if that helps any)

― knuffeltje van een buffeltje (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:17 (eighteen years ago)

Cooking the books by the book: how LazyTown stars fiddle their taxes... AND GUESS WHO HAS TO PAY?

― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:22 (eighteen years ago)

SPORTACUS GAY FISTING SHAME - "I'LL SMASH SO-BRAVE ROBBIE ROTTEN"

― Poll Wall (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 October 2008 12:23 (eighteen years ago)

GEYSERS CHAOSK

― Annoying Display Name (blueski), Saturday, 11 October 2008 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

EIDUR DOWN
Our brave boys sink Gudjohnsen's longboat

― Annoying Display Name (blueski), Saturday, 11 October 2008 13:29 (eighteen years ago)

picture of savage warmonger Brown now only 11th in google img search for Iceland btw

― Annoying Display Name (blueski), Saturday, 11 October 2008 13:31 (eighteen years ago)

CAMERON: I'VE DELETED ALL SUGARCUBES MP3s FROM MY iPOD

― its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 11 October 2008 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

ICELAND REBRANDED GREATBRITISHLAND

― its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 11 October 2008 13:46 (eighteen years ago)

STICK IT UP YOUR ALÞINGI

― its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 11 October 2008 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think I understand this idea that the UK is at war with Iceland.

The picture of Scarlett J above is stunning; but then they always are.

― the pinefox, Saturday, 11 October 2008 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

Cod help us if there's a war...

― Matt DC, Saturday, 11 October 2008 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

COD THIS!

― its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 11 October 2008 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

That's why Mum says HANG ICELANDIC SCUM FROM THEIR NECKS

― its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 11 October 2008 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3141/2931833850_c951eb6600.jpg

― Any cook should be able to run the country. (Ned Trifle II), Saturday, 11 October 2008 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

after collapse, do we get free ice?

― Dr Morbius, Saturday, 11 October 2008 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

BUGGERCUBES

― JimD, Saturday, 11 October 2008 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

MUM'S GONE TO ICELAND BEJAM'S

― snoball, Saturday, 11 October 2008 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER KAUPTHING COMING

― conrad, Saturday, 11 October 2008 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

LOANED OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN

― conrad, Saturday, 11 October 2008 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

okay not v jingoistic

― conrad, Saturday, 11 October 2008 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

"YES, WE HAFNARFJÖRÐUR, WE HAFNARFJÖRÐUR TODAY

― Ich Ber ein Binliner (Tom D.), Saturday, October 11, 2008 12:10 PM (3 hours ago)"

This reminded me of a joke this seven year old really liked telling:

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Eyja.
Eyja who?
Eyjafjordur!

(The funny part being his hysterical laughter at the end, of course.)

so this is a big deal in britain, huh?

― Maria, Saturday, 11 October 2008 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

they own hamleys

― conrad, Saturday, 11 October 2008 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

I don't get it

― the pinefox, Saturday, 11 October 2008 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

ALTHINGI MUST COME TO AN END

― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 11 October 2008 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

This doesn't Baugur well...

― Matt DC, Saturday, 11 October 2008 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.latitude38.com/LectronicLat/2001/July2001/July20/sinking.jpg

CODCHA!

― anatol_merklich, Saturday, 11 October 2008 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ WINNER

Ashamed that I didn't think of it.

― its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 11 October 2008 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

Þs in our sides (you know that's all they ever were)

― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 12 October 2008 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

Flatus Yar Boo Sucks
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flateyjarbók
(To Here Knows When is a song by My Bloody Valentine)

― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 12 October 2008 00:05 (eighteen years ago)

ALL THAT GLITNIRS IS NOT GOLD

― James Mitchell, Sunday, 12 October 2008 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

NORTHERN LIGHTWEIGHTS CRASH ON NORTHERN ROCK OF AEGIS (far too tortuous you are fired, ed)

― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 12 October 2008 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

ICELAND

― STINKING CORPSE (cozwn), Sunday, 12 October 2008 00:33 (eighteen years ago)

^^shd been ICEDLAND

― STINKING CORPSE (cozwn), Sunday, 12 October 2008 00:34 (eighteen years ago)

ICE TO SEE YOU, TO SEE YOU ICED

― Matt DC, Sunday, 12 October 2008 00:58 (eighteen years ago)

PROGRESS MADE IN ICELAND TALKS
(actual Sun headline today)

― Any cook should be able to run the country. (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 12 October 2008 09:11 (eighteen years ago)

We need to do this for a country that has better puns or at least something that can be mocked which isn't cod or Bjork.

― its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 12 October 2008 09:24 (eighteen years ago)

The People is today offering readers a free extension lead.

― William Bloody Swygart, Sunday, 12 October 2008 11:54 (eighteen years ago)

Fuck the crddit crunch and rising energy prices, I'm going to plug in four things at once!

― James Mitchell, Sunday, 12 October 2008 12:25 (eighteen years ago)

RECESSION BUSTING!!

― its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 12 October 2008 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

three months pass...

Future of Hamleys and House of Fraser thrown into confusion as Icelandic investor collapses

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 10:02 (seventeen years ago)

Hamleys closing down sale will be a bloodbath.

― Frank Sumatra (NickB), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 10:05 (seventeen years ago)

how the hell did Iceland take over Britain in the first place...

― Ludo, Wednesday, 4 February 2009 10:20 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34mHZgP9vkc

― James Mitchell, Thursday, 15 April 2010 09:07 (sixteen years ago)

haaaaa

― Big Fate (as Alvin 'Xzibit' Joiner) (history mayne), Thursday, 15 April 2010 09:11 (sixteen years ago)

It's a pain in the ash.

― The Man With the Magic Eardrums (Billy Dods), Thursday, 15 April 2010 10:33 (sixteen years ago)


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