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Crucial
Because of recent abductions
in daylight hours, refresh yourself
of these things to do
in an emergency situation...
This is for you,
and for you to share
with your wife,
your children,

everyone you know.

After reading these 9 crucial tips ,
forward them to someone you care about.
It never hurts to be careful
in this crazy world we live in.

1. Tip

The elbow is the strongest point
on your body.

If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. Learned this from a tourist guide
in New Orleans

If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse,

DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM.

Toss it away from you.....

chances are that he is more interested

in your wallet and/or purse than you,

and he will go for the wallet/purse.

RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car,

kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole

and start waving like crazy.

The driver won't see you, but everybody else will.

This has saved lives.

^^^lol that is second only to the "men have been getting into women's cars at petrol stations and raping them" one xp to wallet-tossing

"GIVE ME YOUR FUCKIN WALLET"
"here, oh hang on let me just remove my money + credit cards first - i might need them"

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars

after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit

(doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.

DON'T DO THIS!)

The predator will be watching you, and this

is the perfect opportunity for him to get in

on the passenger side, put a gun to your head,

and tell you where to go.

AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR,

LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.

If someone

is in the car

with a gun

to your head

DO NOT DRIVE OFF,

repeat:

DO NOT DRIVE OFF!

Instead gun the engine

and speed into anything, wrecking the car.

Your Air Bag will save you.

If the person is in the back seat

they will get the worst of it.

As soon as the car crashes

bail out and run.

It is better than having them find your body

in a remote location.

ok that is even more hysterical than the ones i've seen re: men getting into cars

5. A few notes about getting

into your car in a parking lot,

or parking garage:

A.) Be aware:

look around you,

look into your car,

at the passenger side floor,

and in the back seat

B.) If you are parked next to a big van,

enter your car from the passenger door.

Most serial killers attack their victims

by pulling them into their vans while the women

are attempting to get into their cars.

C.) Look at the car

parked on the driver's side of your vehicle,

and the passenger side.. If a male is sitting alone

in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back

into the mall, or work, and get a

guard/policeman to walk you back out.

IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.

6. ALWAYS take the elevator

instead of the stairs.

(Stairwells are horrible places to be alone

and the perfect crime spot.

This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun

and you are not under his control,

ALWAYS RUN!

The predator will only hit you (a running target)

4 in 100 times; And even then,

it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ.

RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!

8. As women, we are always trying

to be sympathetic:

STOP

It may get you raped, or killed.

Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,

well educated man, who ALWAYS played

on the sympathies of unsuspecting women.

He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often

asked 'for help' into his vehicle or with his vehicle,

which is when he abducted
his next victim.

(xpost) Luckily I got shot in the Bontempi instead of the Hammond...

Most serial killers attack their victims

by pulling them into their vans while the women

are attempting to get into their cars.

Uhhhhh . . .

9. Another Safety Point:

Someone just told me that her friend heard

a crying baby on her porch the night before last,

and she called the police because it was late

and she thought it was weird. The police told her

'Whatever you do, DO NOT

open the door.'

The lady then said that it sounded like the baby

had crawled near a window, and she was worried

that it would crawl to the street and get run over.

The policeman said, 'We already have a unit on the way,

whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'

He told her that they think a serial killer

has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax

women out of their homes thinking that someone

dropped off a baby He said they have not verified it,

but have had several calls by women saying that

they hear baby's cries outside their doors

when they're home alone at night.

Please pass this on and DO NOT open the door

for a crying baby ----

This e-mail should probably be taken seriously because

the Crying Baby theory was mentioned on

America's Most Wanted this past Saturday when they profiled

the serial killer in Louisiana

hahahahaHAHAHAHAHHAHAEJKASFH;WHI

NEVER DO ANYTHING, MEN WILL RAPE AND KILL YOU

Theye tried that in my area with a tape recording of a hello magazine...

I'd like you to forward this to all the women you know.

It may save a life. A candle is not dimmed by lighting another candle.

I was going to send this to the ladies only,

but guys, if you love your mothers, wives, sisters, daughters, etc.,

you may want to pass it onto them, as well.

Send this to any woman you know that may need

to be reminded that the world we live in has a lot of crazies in it

RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!

this did not save me in GTA last night

real crims do not have auto-aim. yet.

16. ALWAYS take a fully-inflated baloon with you

This is especially true at NIGHT!

If the predator has a gun

and you are not under his control,

push the balloon against his cigarette

and when it goes BANG yell "OH! YOU BASTARD I GAVE YOU MY PURSE!!"

and he will be SO SURPRISED he will RUN AWAY!!

in a zig -zag pattern!

ok i lolled

http://i3.bebo.com/033a/12/mediuml/2007/05/11/22/3161238883a4351136121b859030862ml.jpg

"As women, we are always trying

to be sympathetic:

STOP

It may get you raped, or killed."

These are incredible

See, when this thread started, I thought number one was good advice..

Lean on your elbows when you are at a table or desk.

If you are close enough to use it, do!

My elbows are always close to me.