pee chronicles II: for tha boyz: taking sides: technique

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mmmmm SO. Do you unbutton/unclasp or just wangle it out thru fly?? I ALWAYS thought the latter to be an awkward game seldom played and was kind of guffawing about the very idea to a friend, but he suddenly came over all serious and said "yes that's how i do it". Is there a method to your madness?

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

All my jeans are button-fly, so it's the former when wearing those. When wearing pants with a zipper, "wangling it out" is necessary. Is it really an awkward game seldom played?

― Sean, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't much like pulling any sensetive parts through sharp zippery openings. Even if I'm wearing the button flys, they come open all the way down and the belt comes loose as well.

― Deadman, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There was a Pee Chronicles I??????

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yes hank i think belt-undoing is the tipping point here

dan yes, but i can't find it

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

here

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

you were in the toilet when you came up with this question, weren't you?

Flies are there so that you can pull your nob through them, surely? Unless they're too tight or whatever, it's not that much trouble. Give it a try - perhaps your lack of practice is all that's stopping you from super-quick peeing pleasure?

― Mark C, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

because of the pa, i normally sit down, otherwise i spray worse than a tom cat

and i haven't worn jeans with button flies since i shat myself when i was 10 cos i couldn't get them undone in time

― Queen G, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sub thread: Do you ever 'take your hands off the handle bars?' whilst 'riding the ol' sausage bicycle down wee alley'?

Heheheh. I do. Saves on the soap for washing yer hands after.

― misterjones, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There is NO WAY flies can be left done even slightly at any point during the process. No way. Duvet Duvet Duvet etc etc.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread has made me not want to go into boys' toilets any more. Which is a good thing really.

― Emma, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So you don't want that big pack of urinal cakes I got for yr birthday now?

― RickyT, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nooooo Emma don't gooooooo (runs after Emma while zipping up fly)

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Why RickyT you REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE.

― Emma, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want all of you to notice that misterjones pees on his hands.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

any more

Implying you've been there all along?

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Guh can we PLEASE get this thread on topic? The attention span of you people, I mean really.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

unbutton/unclasp. i got into the habit of Sitting Down as a general rule to spend a few moments in silent contemplation away from my desk. and too pee, obv.

― electric sound of jim, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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