EEL JUICE

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Num num. (actually I wouldnt know).

― Tom, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Be-ARD.

― Sarah, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have a bad headache today (feel really hungover though I have not had a drink in weeks), and all of this talk of eel juice is going to make me vom.

― Nicole, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(this would be a good excuse to get off of work, so thanks I think.)

― Nicole, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Trip to pie and mash shop U+K methinks

― RickyT, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That's just reminded me: did anyone ever go to Dr Beaks or not?

― RickyT, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"Trip to pie and mash shop U+K methinks"

Ha, there's always the "Cockney Grub House" in Goodmayes!

― DG, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Now why am I suspicious of a place calling itself 'cockney grub house'?

― RickyT, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Because you are a cynical git, obv.

Eel juice doesn't EXIST anyway.

― Sarah, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh yeah Miss Clever so what do you call the stuff you get when you squeeze an eel eh?

― Emma, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sigh. Dan to thread.

― Tom, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dan, you are not allowed to answer that.

― Sam, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Damn you Tom.

― Sam, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Alas, the amazing Tom-Sam defense smacks Sarah's alley-oop pass to me off the court. Can we get a goaltending call here?

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

EEL BLUD actually like DUH.

― Sarah, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Goaltending? This is another mentalist American word I fear. A goal is not an allotment.

― Tom, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(It's an extended basketball metaphor, Tom. Where's Daver? He'd have my back on this...)

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Goaltending, yes, so hush Tom. However, the shock of surprise being gone, Dan is forbidden to quote Sir Mix-a-Lot songs when formulating his answer.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But the whole point of the goaltending call is that the points count; ergo, I get credit for making the joke despite Tom's and Sam's interference.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

But you did not in fact make the joke, see.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Grandma always said "If life gives you eels, make eel juice".

Goaltending disallowed. That's just a deflected pass. Unless it was on it's way down with a chance to hit the rim, in which case had Dan touched it would be goaltending AGAINST Dan, as the allez oop would be considered a field goal attempt. I think.

― Hunter, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That can't be right. That must only apply to defensive players, or else how would the allez oop ever work, only when the ball was on the upward trajectory? So instead we deny the goaltending due to bad officiating. Sorry!

― Hunter, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dammit! Oh well, the moment has passed anyway.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

"we have Mointain Dew and crab juice"
"EWWWW! i'll take the crab juice"

― petra jane, Tuesday, 23 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

twelve years pass...

there's an eel juice thread but no Juice Newton thread, can you EVEN believe that

― del griffith, Saturday, 10 January 2015 23:41 (eleven years ago)

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